What are your new year's resolutions, Sup Forums? i decided today I want to stop masturbating to porn

What are your new year's resolutions, Sup Forums? i decided today I want to stop masturbating to porn.

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I want to make every single first post the best post

learn to drive
get a new job
learn to drive trucks

well you sure as fuck have a long way to go

Same... and stop drinking, smoking, work harder, take more development courses.

I wonder if that's too many. I also need to start running or working out... getting old, gotta get my shit together.

Probably quit being alcoholic

A more nutritious and balanced diet and lots of cardiovascular exercise

Continue with my weight success.

Went from 270 to 220 since July. Dont even look fat anymore at this point. Just kinda bear mode.

Checked. And no that won't happen.

Finish landscaping my yard. Save some money.

>inb4 you stop doing your new years resolutions in 4 month or less.

good resolution

you're not off to a good start at all m8

Fuck the haters user, don't let your memes be dreams.

checked dem sweet ass fucking digits homie

You still look fat to the rest of us. Good job though, keep losing that shit.

>t.muhammad

Quit porn, limit smoking and drinking, save money, make plans to move to a different state, make plans to start a family, own a business. Some are long term resolutions, some are short/medium. Basically just self improvement in general.

stronglifts 5x5...its a miracle. if you get a squat / bench rack you can git gud in 6 -9 months..super fucking easy..after that time you will want to keep going. its not even hard

coming to a christmas market near you soon whitey

FATTY

its not the new year yet, you stupid animal

get a gf

I don't even know what stronglifts 5x5 means, but I'll look into it, thanks homie.

keep it up

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Go to college
Singlehandedly redpill an entire Caifornian university

I did it to my high school. All of them so malleable.

Also to stop browsing Sup Forums. You guys are great, but a huge time sync when trying to take over the world.

masturbating without porn is really stupid.

how did you do it

>time sync

I actually miss it.... but last time i did it was when i was in high school, like 15 years ago (dropped out after junior year).

SMoke more weed

eat more goobas

Also part of my master plan is to replace the letter I with Y because traditional vowels are for cucks

stronglifts.com/5x5/

if you want to lift. you want a guaranteed method to get strong. this is the way to go. you dont even need /fit/. do 5x5 for 6-9 months then decide what you want after. the entire program is outlined on that webpage. only other thing i'd suggest is that when doing the 5x5 strive for 100+ grams of protein a day.

it will change your life. been doing the program 3 months. had not touched a workout or weight in 3 - 5 years prior. life changes are dramatic. the great thing is - the program runs itself - you download the app and know exactly what you have to do each day and how to progress.

Get /fit/
And not in that news years resolution type of way. I want be the next american ninja by time I hit 40.... So 4 years to train.

I don't necessarily want to lift, but i want to get fit, I'm not a fat ass, skinny dude getting a beer belly at 30 years old. But that sounds good, I'm definitely gonna give it a go, and run a bit to keep up stamina.

>Taking away what little joy you have in your life
Good luck with that.

im skinny also dude. you dont want to run. unless you get some high from running which some do - its a pain for most people. you want to lift. people respect people that lift - people like people that lift - people dont care what your last marathon was because you look like a bitch. go ahead and run on the side - but you want to lift man. as a man - you should be strong. you are required to lift. do 5x5

Probably better get off pol then. If you're really committed to getting a quality qt you may want to lay off Sup Forums completely.

You're coming off a bit strong, almost seems like pasta, but I get it, you've convinced me. But I'll still run on the side, haha. Thanks again.

Porn does not bring me joy.

Then you're not doing it right.

meh, tried stopping porn to boost my sex drive (have had literally none for the last few years). What I've found actually boosts it regardless of porn usage is manspreading. Seriously, when you are standing/laying down/especially sitting spread your legs wide, give your nuts some room. Helped more in less than a week than all the other noporn/nofap faggot shit I've been doing all this time.

>you now understand why (((they))) are pushing anti-manspreading propaganda

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No porn, no fap
No cigs
No vidya
Establish better day-to-day routine/ritual designed for long-term self-improvement.

It really wouldn't matter if I stopped browsing Sup Forums at this point. I've fucked my life up enough already. Anyways getting gf is nothing more than a pipe dream of mine.

Then masterbate to hentai you fucking fag

Who is this semen demon?

she plays maggie in the walking dead

You can do it aussieman, I believe in you (and those trips)

I'm with you burgberbro....or at the very least drink way less.

I bet I can drop 20 lbs in January alone with no booze/some exercise....not to mention energy levels will rise, complexion will be better, hair better, focus better.

Alcohol is a poison

How do I stop masturbating to porn? Is there any porn blocker that user use to help with this crippling addiction?

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>only drink on weekends
>start a garden
>read a book
I'm getting married too so I guess that counts for something. I don't think I'll ever be able to stop fapping.

I'm 80 lbs less
how tall are you

He wants a job, which leaves no doubt in my mind, that he is not in fact muslim.

Just don't look at it. Or has the glowing Jew box completely robbed you of an imagination?

Maybe pick up a Cosmo or something. It's basically the Nicotine patch to the cigarette that's porn

>masturbate more
>drink more
>die

Doesn't matter if I follow through or not - I win either way

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FINE
fpbp.

Just saying, while the pill did contribute to modern western hedonism and sluttiness, there are little to no stats to back up the claim that abortions skyrocketed from it. Additionally, people have been using sex as currency since the dawn of recorded history.

Also, good luck on your resolutions, user! I want to lose 10 pounds and graduate from uni.

That's not Lauren Cohan. It looks like Maisie Williams but idk not exactly alike

>Establish better day-to-day routine/ritual designed for long-term self-improvement.
How though? I get bored as fuck all day, all I have is the gym. probably the reason I jack off too much

If your reason for doing something long term is "It was the start of the new year and that's my reason for doing x" then you're probably not going to do it.

The desire to make an improvement has to come from a genuine belief that you want to improve and that you need to do x to improve. If you are planning on doing something starting from a future date, then you do not have a genuine desire to do it, because if you did, you would have started already. If you genuinely thought it was good for you, you would have no reason to wait.

Is not as easy as it sounds, once you have an addiction is not simply "stop looking at it", the simplest image of tits activates the urge and that's why I asked if anyone uses a porn blocker of something familiar, I bet after a week of this my addiction will be cured and then I can test it out, and compare results. I'm not the only one, this is why I ask so people that have gone through this might give recommendations.

have a relationship that lasts more than 6 months

>degenerate

That's intense. Sorry user, but that's definite addiction level if you can't look at a pair of tits and not immediately want to fap

Limit my time online. I have zero self-control when it comes to moderating my internet time.

i used to do boxing and weights everyday
took a year off
my fitness nose dived
resolve to get back into it

fuck some more married women too i guess

Sick digits for a sick cunt

Wow nice job same fag

kek, nice bait, homo

It takes a lot longer than a week.

Jynx is a huge bitch.

That looks like fucking shit mate

you're just jealous of my ultra rare OC
please don't steal

Dude fuck off. Stop stealing my ID. Everyone thinks we are same fagging now

I'm sorry friend, but this post does not belong on this board, and has nothing to do with politics. Help clean up Sup Forums by refraining from posting garbage from now on. Thanks.

It's not that hard. Take a real solid break til you have your first porn dream then you will have a bit more control. I still watch a video every now and then. It's all about the reduction and eventual mastery of the self.

To successfully stop masturbating.

Story?

Well is not the face of Jynx Maze what I use to fap...

Just the way she acts in general. She almost got into a fight on a live feed with another porn star after Jynx taunted her over and over for having a panic attack.

>I want to stop masturbating to porn

So what will you masturbate to instead?

After a week it becomes easier, then in a month my brain will be cured.

Checked