What job can you get without a college degree that wont destroy your body?

What job can you get without a college degree that wont destroy your body?

Online jobs. Might destroy your mind though, so be careful.

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>won't destroy your body
>without a college degree

Are you a pussy who's too lazy to go to college? Either man up and get into a trade (which will destroy your body, some trades more than others) or stop being lazy and get a degree.

get a trade and throw yourself into it 100% so that you are able to rise to a less physically demanding position within the trade before your body sustains too much damage

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Someone on Sup Forums said ALL A-list and b-list Actors and actresses have herpes and other STDs from their jobs.

Is this true?

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If you can connect a printer to a computer and fix the internet you can start making $40k with an A+ certification (takes about a month to learn what CompTia wants you to memorize)

Get lucky and find a work from home job and travel. Just log in for your shift. The better jobs that take a little more work an experience pay over $100k

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Thighs are shopped but yeah

Computer Programmer here

most days I wish I had gone to vocational school and learned how to weld.

Other than that, doing something with animals would be cool, but I guess you probably need a degree for that.

What are the best trade jobs? I'm thinking electrician but nowadays that sounds like the McJob of the trade job world.

>get a degree
>get a degree
>get a degree
>college mannnnnn
>degree
>degree

Good goy. Pay that loan to Shekels Financial Group

do you retards actually think it is healthier sitting in an office chair all day than a job that requires physical exertion/moving about?

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This is the exact route I took, so I can attest to this. Now I'm a 12 year IT professional who is the system architect for my company and I'm only 32 years old.

You can get cashier job anywhere !
Keep it up !

Mortgage loan officer / refinancing is probs more lucrative cold calling gig.

They get paid bank and its not overly complicated. A lot of ladders and hands above your head can fuck you long term. Electricians I have run into are usually strange dudes that you can tell have been zapped a few times.

Look into logistics. Dispatching is easy as hell and you can swing into brokering within three years, which can pay upwards of 70k if you're any good.
>t. freight broker with a public high school education

Medical billing or coding
Pharmacy Technician
Paralegal
Drug and Alcohol Counselor
Something in IT with a certification

not this

they will do everything is their power to destroy you if you are a male. I did the two years of AHT training then at the end they didnt want to give me the degree- they made up bullshit about me not turning on the anesthesia machine.

NEWSFLASH MORONS- IF I HADNT THE DIG WOULDVE DIED OR WOKENUP.

i had SIX people backing me up but they decided nope they didnt want to hear them.

>destroy your body

you mean actually make your body work for once?

there are many DYEL non-college jobs. baker is the first to come to mind

electrical and welding imo, though plumbing can be good too. i was an electrician for a while and whether it's a good job or a shitty one depends on a lot of factors. some guys who get the right certifications can make six figures working on the oil rigs. other guys go residential and make shit money but have much more reasonable hours and working conditions. do a lot of research and decide for yourself

use it or lose it dip shit. I'm sick of pussies who're too scared to move for fear of getting a herniated disk.

Time destroys your body, doing work improperly and un-intelligently destroys your body. Doing manly work in the proper way is just fine.

They really do

The problem with Trades are they're fucking dangerous.
Women always complain about pay gap and stuch stuff, but working on a construction site with gas, wtaer, electrivcity, power tools, earthwork, waterproofing and other chemicals, its fuckign dangerous.

I just bought the A+, Security+, and Network+ Exam Guides from Amazon.

>The better jobs that take a little more work an experience pay over $100k

Elaborate

Sales, even retail can be nice. I do commission only at one of the nicest malls in the US and it being Christmas season I make $200-$500 a day. Of course the slow times of year are fucking slow and you can't get the sweet gigs like mine if you don't work during those times too. 80+ hours a week also.

You're right. Which is why the trades are a better option. But if OP is going to be a pussy and not want to get his hands dirty, than he's better off just going to college. At least he won't be a NEET.

HVAC or New Construction Plumbing

TIG welder. Eventually you will get arthritis in your fingers but it takes many years. Good pay and its very clean by welding standards. Just dont breath in the stainless fumes and use a respirator when needed.

What about climbing to manager at a restaurant?

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Go for hazardous work

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I'm not sure what you're talking about. Electrician jobs are in demand virtually everywhere across the states. It's one of the more dangerous trade jobs, so unless you're serious about it look elsewhere.

Why do you have to destroy everything wonderful in this world?

I'm learning stick next month. I heard Tig and stick and blue print reading is all you need to land most jobs

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Truck driving, niggy.

If you drive a lot of miles you can make over 100k a year.

I'm thinking about doing it, even though driving makes me road rage. Too many faggots on the road.

Yeah some do. But most family I know that have been working trades their entire lives have fucked up backs, knees, joints, etc.

I've worked in a union. Getting your hands dirty is for fucking morons who just want to use their weekly pay to get high or to buy some new shit for their overpriced American truck.

Dont be a retard and you will be fine.

that destroys your body via AIDS

Adam Eget?

learn to weld
you will always have a job

>What job can you get without a college degree that wont destroy your body?

Step 1) Git gud at writing. Or at least, good enough to know not to write a "Good" story.
Step 2) Write a novel where everybody dies and nobody is ever happy for more than a page.
Step 3) Make sure it has dragons and tits.
Step 4) Put it up online.
Step 5) Make a patreon.
Step 6) Survive off of that until HBO or AMC wants to make your depressing murder porn into a TV series.
Step 7) Make millions of dollars.
Step 8) Make good investments with your money.

Unless you're an Owner-Operator, you're not going to see much money. The highest paying company is Walmart and they're at around $71k a year. I know that because I've met one before when I was in driver's ed way back in the day

>What job can you get without a college degree that wont destroy your body?
Oh I should probably mention that my uncle drove Uber all the time and made like $1500/wk

Keep in mind this involves a lot of driving all night sometimes since the rates get jacked way up from people going/coming from bars, also you need a nice-ish car.

I think that's just the fact that our bodies deteriorate with age. My dad who was a coal miner for 25 years is no worse off than my GF's dad who worked as an accountant his whole life.

I gt laid off my janitorial job a few years ago but our big money was from refinishing VCT floors. I was so happy getting on the floor on my knees with a razor scraper, scraping wax. Im unemployed currently but i want to get back into the floor business specifically. Cleaning carpets, waxing floors. Its not too terrible on the body and it was extremely satisfying to see end product. I was teaching all these old dudes new ways to do the floors, upgraded all our equipment to microfiber, making sure people followed doseages on chemicals(kept mixing degreaser and other general floor cleaners). The job made me a control freak and gave me anxiety though. More from the nightly cleaning of important buildings like oncology medical buildings and ritzy golf clubs.

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Learn to communicate with any Cisco gear in your journey. Pick up some knowledge on VMs and the cloud. Most tech companies will pay for your better certifications. Get a CCNA or CCIE which are Cisco Certs that prove you can configure and repair serious networks. That's when you enter the $100k range.

Keep the eyes on the prize and just learn every day. Before you know it, you'll have the skills some company is willing to pay good money for for.

Good question.

Nah. My neck is fucked.

No. You can only get read in sci fi and fantasy if your stories are about space lesbians making men obsolete.

Heating and Air repair.
It's a trade craft.

One of my mothers ancestors was a coal miner in WV. Hard ass work but it paid a lot of fucking money

Even my grandmother who worked for Chrysler made damn good money and she left the company a couple years before she died in 96

Apparently electricians don't have enough labor. It's not an easy business as an employer.

The problem is that you can always hit the gym after a day at the office, but you cant undo whatever damage is done at a trade job.

exerting yourself at a job is fine. but you have to be at that job exerting yourself, day in and day out. if you get some ache, or pain, or minor injury, you will go to work the next day and make it worse. and you will do it again and again until some minor problem that normally would have gone away in a day or two becomes a chronic problem that stays with you for the rest of your life.

that's why i consider trades less healthy. the biggest risk with office jobs is that many of them demand so much overtime that you just dont have time to exercise

There are truck driving jobs that dont require a cdl. A few of them are worth it.

Hvac is (can be) easy going. 2 year cc degree.

UPS driver. I've been a driver for 6 years. I reached top rate of pay after 3 years (now it's 4). Hourly rate is now around $35 (OT after 8 hours each day is $52.50ish per hour). Full medical/dental (I have better insurance than my retired army colonel father in law). Last year I earned around $102k. This year I should be close to the same. Just get in good shape and don't be a pussy. It's a great job. Also only work Monday through Friday and you're home every night. Oh and if you're single you literally get to fuck around with house wives - it's a real thing lol.

If you can read prints and TIG on stainless/steel and aluminum you will do just fine. After time find a nice aerospace company and get into titanium and exotic metals like nickel and copper. Its a simple job and easy to make $30-45 an hour. Stick is very dirty and really smoky, but you can make good money working on pipelines, heavy equipment ect.

Refinery work is also a good way to go. Shipyards are ok but its tough and dirty work unless you are good with aluminum. I wish you the best of luck user. We need more welders. Many are getting old and younger kids shy away from it.

Yes. I can confirm. I am in a well populated area on the west coast and they are in demand.

Yeah I know CCNA. I studied for the 801 and 802 but by the time I got finished, they phased the shit out. Now I have to learn the 901 and 902 as well as the other certs I want to get. I eventually want to get the CCNA and CCNP after I finish with the CompTIA certs on my list.

This.

Arc welding. Don't be a pussy.

You get A+, Net+ and so on starting out, working helpdesk/desktop support gigs at first. Work your way to a specialty and certify in that. Whether that specialty is systems/servers (Microsoft of Linux certifications), networks (Cisco certs typically), Security (Active Directory/LDAP/Permissions and eventually CISSP), Virtualization (VMWare, Citrix, Hyper V), or you go with a separate virtualization altogether.

The great thing about IT, most people can start at helpdesk, and through certifications and experience you can get into a very high level job as long as you apply yourself. You just have to get into it, find out what specialty interests you the most, or if you don't have a strong interest pick the one that has the best employment/pay route.

yep, before I got laid off I was making 6 digits in the mines at 23. Long shifts and a lot of work, but put most of it into my retirement so that's nice.

I knew a mate who did his electrician apprenticeship and then became an electrical engineer by doing night courses via community college. Pretty sure he's rolling in it and he didnt owe a trillion dollars to a jewish university like typical engineering degrees

Agreed. It's hit and miss with electricians which is why most do side work. My cousin owns an electrical business and while he's gotten lucky and had success, it could easily go away at any time.

I know a former UPS driver. It wrecked his back. Perhaps it's a matter of genetics or you are a manlet.

>you go with a separate virtualization altogether.

Shit, meant specialty, separate specialty altogether.

>be me.
>19 and poor but just started college at pretentious engineering college.
>Stellar grades in high school and graduated top of my class
>First semester of engineering college I got shit in by some particularly tough professors
>GPA is utter shit but it's still able to be saved.
>Only by the skin of my teeth will I be able to keep my scholarship next semester.
>One more fuck up and I'm done. Going home because I can't pay
Help me pol. What's my backup plan. I'm thinking air force.

If I have to drop out I'll enlist for four years and continue engineering when the military will pay for it. I thought maybe getting a job as a cop. But it seems likely to get nig nogged.

Any ideas?

that's a lathe, dumbass

how old was your grandma?

Open up a kid friendly pizza place.

You don't need a degree to learn HVAC, dude. You go through an apprenticeship.

>Larry Ellison
>Bill Gates
>Steve Jobs
>Mark Zuckerberg
>David Geffen
>Richard Branson
>Steve Wozniak

>No Degree

Work any entry level job at a hotel, work your way up to front desk and eventually general manager if possible.

Not the greatest pay, but it's a pretty comfy career and you can make some serious cash if you're ambitious

That only applies to children's cartoons.

Commissioned sales, cellphones, cars, medical equipment, ect.

Relastate agent.

Basicly anything with commission you can make good money, generally not physically demanding work.

I sell cell phones and make 75k a year, its not 6 figures but it is good money and I could make more if I was better, my best year in 12 years was 95k. I have won trips, cash, to much tech gear to list, I have full medical, vacation pay, 401k matching, ect.
My brother sells hot tubs, makes 60ish a year similar bennies.

You guys have the ugliest fucking colors I've ever seen for a business.

Those auto correct typos make my post quite funny. Excuse the typos. The college I'm attending is actually quite prestigious. Low GPAs are a way of life here but mine was particularly bad.

Unless you're crafty as hell its not just gonna fall into your lap(otherwise everyone would do it) but it doesn't take much effort. There's a lot of weird niches out there bc 90% of the population goes after 50% of the jobs and settles for the tried and true normie jobs if they don't get those.

Just graduated college, stick to college, don't be a fucking retard and fail.

You will be SO much better off as an engineer than burning 4 years of your life in the service. Literally making twice as much money and having an easier life.

But if you want to be fucking retarded and fail classes for no reason, go ahead and do that.

Are you me?

>fix the internet

An impossible task if I've ever heard one

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Pol I'm going to tell you a little secret. Residential window cleaning.

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Air Force or Navy.

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College jobs destroy your body. Sitting is horrible for you.

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Dream is dead thanks leaf

It really is.

whatever trade I would suggest at look at industrial or commercial rather than residential
you get relatively mature customers and work when serving businesses whereas residential can vary widely, you could have cultivate a nice customer list or you could get a pair of kids out of college in their first house flipping out at a master carpenter for charging $60/hour
businesses pay more money for quality work and usually have a experienced guy running contracts who won't try to stiff you

Navy SEALs

The thing is that it's easy as fuck to get another electrician job if you get laid off. Going by indeed, there's over 30 posted in the past week right now near my bumfuck nowhere town .

So how long in total would it take me to learn the material for A+, Net+, and Security+, and get those under my belt?