>wake up tomorrow and find out you're a jew
wat do
Wake up tomorrow and find out you're a jew
Jace Sanders
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Brayden Jackson
reminder to report & ignore shitposting
Jacob Butler
>wat do
Count my nobel prizes.
Logan Miller
Take your money and enjoy my newly found fortune.
Dominic Thompson
infiltrate
destroy from inside using jew majicks
earn my Honorary Aryanhood
Gavin Williams
wring my hands oooooy veeeeey!
Evan Perry
do the same thing I always do, try to take over the world and kill all whites
Carson Thompson
and now I can be in Jew-ken Sentai Gekiranger
Xavier Fisher
Rape a Gentile child into submission.
John Edwards
Do you wake up to find you're a Baptist or Roman Catholic or Scientologist or Mormon, etc.?
Course not. Judaism is a religion. You don't inherit religion any more than you inherit indigestion
Juan Evans
Go back to Israel like they all should and kill muzzies.
Leo Harris
Yes. Judaism is inherited.
Jace Cook
Ask for holocaust reparations $$$
Grayson Wood
>wat do
pull strings
Oliver Perez
>that presswood table
How do I know you're chosen?
Jayden Martin
Another Sup Forums thread on Sup Forums
Brody Hall
Move to Israel and live out the rest of my life peacefully at the expense of Palestine and the United States.
Tyler Robinson
Instantly get 10x more work and 2x the pay in the film industry
Adrian Morgan
This literally happened to me. I'm so lost.
Fucking DNA test said I'm 14% Jew
Confirmed with some family tree study, but I had no idea and was raised an anti-Semitic, holocaust denying, Jewish conspiracy believing gentile.
What do /pol ?
Andrew Lee
my tree?
Charles Gutierrez
I found out I am 0.2% Ashkenazi, just do what I do.
Ignore the Ashke.
Owen Clark
>get plastic surgery for the nose
>contribute to charities
>report cousin to American Bar Association
>round up as many homeless people I can find and try to harvest them for their foreskins
Josiah Gray
>change name to goldstien-burg
>go to hollyjew
>get director job
>???
>profit
Parker Miller
Smoke blunts and appropriate culture
Ian Sullivan
>collect my bag of Jew gold
>move to Isreal
>marry insane kikess
>kill sandniggers
doesn't sound terrible
Angel Young
Cash in on my holocaust reparations
Joshua Richardson
Get a job in finance and move to CT.
Ethan Howard
Clasp my hands and get to plotting
Jayden White
I know damn well your going to delete this picture of my man AB, he deserves better than that.
Levi Brown
Destroy the white man.
Landon Torres
This.
Jackson Nelson
Take all germany's tax dollars and tell America to make it 50 billion instead
Jose Flores
Lol, that's what $300 worth of silver?
Pathetic
Aaron Morris
Do you even draw?
Levi Sanders
I already am senpai
Jordan Murphy
take a ride on the good ol' Holocoaster
Anthony Johnson
Proceed to play 4D chess, betray my kind and ally myself with the evil whites.
Julian Stewart
Collect shekels
Mason Bennett
Go to nearest Catholic Church and get baptized, then lead Crusade into the Holy Land where we prevent any gathering of Muslim groups and we partake in a Mass that tours the Holy sites.
Leo Harris
Get in the oven, Shlomo. Big nose kike! Dirty heeb!
Brody Diaz
Gas myself with that sweet helium oy vey
Carson Russell
Apply to move to israel, be with my own kind and live safely knowing my country will stay as is for eternity
Thomas Baker
First I will dance
Justin Allen
But your pope says to suck the toes of brown people and let them fuck your daughters and wives.
I don't think you are paying attention to Catholicism friend.
Jackson Turner
Get in the shower