Need advice on prostitution

How crazy is it to get a hooker to come to your house and fuck your brains out? It seems, from my research on backpage, that the really hot ones cost about 150$ for an hour. I am seriously considering it, and yes.. I know that I should probably just kill myself for being degenerate.. but I am lonely and I have the money. I am asking you guys that have done this.. is it extremely risky? Should I have them come here or should I go to them? Once I do it the first time, will I become reliant on this method and give up on women all together? Please tell me your stories and give me advice. Thanks brave anons!

Here is the one I am close to purchasing... is this real or a scam??? She is amazing!

watch out for cops friendo, we're not as light on people for whores as other countries

They won't look like the photos.

Nerd virgin, Sad!

Guaranteed benis

Most likely you'll get robbed if you let that specific girl come over she wont be alone

Too good to be true

A girl of that calibre wouldn't fuck a stranger for less than $500

Either a sting or you're gonna get robbed

So shitty that it's illegal. If it was legal, I bet it would be fucking cheap to get with super hot girls.

The truth is, I think it's illegal because if it was legal women would be shit out of luck. At least, modern women in general. I mean, why would I even bother with the average American female if I could pay 40 bucks every weekend to spend some time with a super hot babe?

Nice try, FBI.

Yeah, she looks too good to be true.

You're getting scammed, have fun when she brings over her good buddies Tyrone and Tyreese

I hope she's a cop and you get put in prison you degenerate.

You're a moron..... the FBI does not give a shit about hookers you dork.

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right click on images and click search google for images to see if they might be fake

Would be $250 for an outcall here.

Prostitutes are generally safer than free sluts. Think of it economically: if they give you an STD, you're less likely to be a return customer.

Rent a hotel room for a night,have them meet you there. Enjoy getting your brains fucked out. Agree on a price before and bring just that amount of money plus a 15% tip and no more. If you enjoyed sex, consider making a relationship with some girl down the line.

Ask your prostitute how to get a girl to like you. They're generally friendly-- they have to be. Part of the work is making you feel comfortable.

Op you know whats interesting about backpages?

keywords like tumblr, instagram and no black men net you higher quality women

go check backpages in your town and use those keywords guys post if you find anyone hot

Uh, I wouldn't let them in if they came, duhhh.

Go to Nevada. But prollt not a brothel those chicks are gross.

Fly to Reno then use tinder/backpage

>hooker to come to your house
Don't piss in your own pool user

It's basically legal here

Still, costs about $200 to fuck a decent looking girl

>paying $150 so a bunch of niggers can come to your house, beat your ass, and take you for all your worth.

Wew

>well, politically speaking
get the fuck outta here and make your own personal decisions

Oh, gratuity is expected? Thanks for letting me know, user!

You're talking to the police if your pic is the girl you're talking to. People used to post about it a lot on Sup Forums and one advice many give, is that super hot asians are always cops.

>How crazy is it to get a hooker to come to your house and fuck your brains out?

Its legal here and nothing wrong with it.

Costs less then a real date, you know you are going to get some and it will be the most amazing sex you have ever had if you get a good one.

Where do you live OP?

Consider flying to San Diego to go to just a mile into Tijuana for the best bang-for-buck pussy in your life.

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OK, OP. First of all, a $150/hr hooker is not the cream of the crop. $300/hr is a pretty standard rate for the kind of hooker you'd be proud to show your dad.

Secondly, if you can afford it, of course it's a good option. In the long run, you're paying much more than $300/hr for a girlfriend at the same tier. You're going to end up buying that girl a car, a house, and paying her children's way through college, so it's really not even close.

I'd gauge my sexual potency level if I were you. Is twice a week enough? If so, $600/week is a relatively small price to pay for top-tier hookers two times. And they'll accommodate you, feed your ego - trust me, these ladies will make your balls feel just fine.

If you need it more, I'd consider whether or not you can realistically make enough money to keep up with this kind of habit. If not, you might be better off actually finding a woman who can relate to you and moving her in.

Face look suspiciously male.
Tranny detected.

I just go to the "asain Massage" parlors around my city pay them 200$ for everything and get off.

kys is better

I'll be seeing this one soon
300/hr but seems worth

what do you consider "proud to show your dad"

I am really skeptical. If it's true, honestly I'm so fucking fucked off with these women out here and so depressed honestly I would definitely go for it at this point. Really, it actually kills me inside to be writing this. I've had a few girlfriends and been with several women in my life but something changed in me and I just can't even bother anymore. It hurts.

Ayup. I wouldn't even care for them to be super hot. Average would be plenty great desu.
Not too bad. Still a bit expensive to do it every weekend.

Jesus Christ my eyes fucking hurt just reading this God forsaken text formatting

Flat chested with no face.

A Pimp knows where you live and you're allowing a scout into your house.

You will pay to be robbed?

Go oriental. They work alone, mostly.

I'm on East Coast :(

I have a younger cousin that does this. He has them meet him in an abondened house.
Fuck's em. Then writes out a bogus check. If they complain he just threatens to call the cops/leaves.

>Thinking that you can samefag on Sup Forums

Her pimp or whoever drove her to your house will be waiting outside in his car.

Is getting prostitutes addictive? Sounds like it's addictive.

It's legal here. There are ads in the newpaper, but no pics so you won't know what they look like till they show up I guess. Unless they send pics on the phone. I don't know.

wow thx

i did it once. there's a site called eccie dot net that reviews whores. that way you know they're not a cop/not going to rob you.

Sounds sketch.

I was offered whoe in TJ ten years ago i should havd done it

Still a virgin

Dude she's got zero tits and ass.

She's probably 10 to 20 bucks in Tijuana.

>The truth is, I think it's illegal because if it was legal women would be shit out of luck
All Girls and Boys would be shit out of luck because the economic prison we live in would force young people to do sexual favors for scumbags and welfare queens rather than just physical labor.

I think she may be a ghost user

How do you know which parlors are jerk-off friendly?

Classy.

Prostitution is not degenerate. It's a bulwark against degeneracy.

Don't ruin good women with your licentiousness.

Ayy frijole

Yes it is. Once you start on that path your done for m8.

>tfw live in Montreal Canada
>tfw escort agencies are perfectly legal here
>mfw I order a girl once a month, for 200$
>keeps my morale up, girls that are in the business LOOOVVEEEE sex (ain't no crackheads escorts), most of them are simply good-looking nymphomaniacs

Win-win if you ask me. Nothing wrong with it. Most "real" girls are hoes anyway breh

I live close to Vegas. When I say "proud to show your Dad" what I mean is, an 8.7 girl your Dad will say "Damn, son," about.

All hookers are not the kind you see in movies. The better ones look just like any other woman you might run into - but HOT. Those are the $300/hr girls. Vegas is overrun with them. It's worth it to them to be that for $300/hr. And it's worth it to you too, they're wife material but not interested in settling down.

Nothing wrong with prostitutes. It's a fair exchange, and you don't have to deal with the usual female fallout.

I live in Tijuana and work in San Diego, not a beaner.

I get to cum in this girls pussy the whole night for less than a hundred bucks. Special treatment since I'm only 23 and decently good looking.

I think orientals are almost all bait and switch

If the fuck is good you should show your appreciation.

WTF? The reason I never got a hooker was because I thought they were like 1000 dollars or something

TJ is scary. i never get out of my car before at least Rosarito.

Where do you find genuinely hot Tijuana whores? Online or a phone #, or is there a red light district? arent ya afraid of STD's?

Site called tugjobs

>tipping prostitutes
Where does it fucking end

This. There are just some people [both girls and guys] that simply live for sex, and making other happy.

What better way to make people happy and make a shit ton of money for someone who lives for pleasure?

All one has to do is put in the work to keep oneself looking sexy, and then they can enjoy receiving sex and making bank.