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Friendly reminder that Obama would have crushed trump in the elections if he ran for a third term

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>Hilldawg unzips her pantsuit, her wrinkled flab spills out
>"Aisha darling, come service your Mohammad," she says
>Huma pretends to be excited
>Bends down to the floppy, withered, stinking flaps
>Gently pushes the colostmy bag out of the way
>Hillary grabs her hair, forces her face into the putrid, yeasty mess
>"LICK ME DRY," Hillary barks admist a coughing fit
>Huma extends her tongue, and thinks of the money
>Millions upon millions could be hers, someday
>That carribian island
>That life of luxury
>The boundless wealth of the money-laundering Clinton Foundation could be hers, if only she plays her cards right
>The colosomy bag detatches from the stoma
>A trickle of filth runs out the hole
>"LICK THE STOMA," Hillary growls admist another coughing fit, taking a swig from a bottle of gin
>Huma winces, wrinkles her large arab nose
>Extends her tongue into Hillary's stoma, tries not to gag
>Suddenly, a knock at the door
>"I'm BUSY!" screeches Hillary
>"Madam Secretary, it's urgent," says the aide
>"I don't care," shouts Hillary
>"But Madam, the... the news has reported Trump won Florida, Texas, and Minnesota,"
>"WHAT?!" screeches Hillary, slapping Huma's fecal-stained face out of the way
>"Madam, it's... no longer possible to win."
>Huma wipes the intestinal filth from her face onto the satin sheets
>She realizes it was all for nothing
>Years of debasing herself in exchange for wealth and power
>Hillary flies into a drunken rage, starts throwing lamps and ashtrays around the room
>The screeching is deafening
>All for nothing
>IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING

Greatest president since FDR.

Republishits are lucky there's a 2 term limit. Obama woulda been elected prez for life

thxo

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>""""unemployment"""" rate

What a complete and utter faggot.

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Nope, he would have actually lost by a bigger margin than Hillary.

yeah keep sucking that nigger dick you autistic redditor

I'm gonna be using this pic. Thanks for the meme

Obama is human garbage.

friendly reminder
you live in a fantasy

u mad bro

What does U4 measure?

you that leaf flag nigger from west africa?

lol fuck no

I am Obama Leaf

Friendly reminder that Lincoln would have beat Obama if Lincoln ressurected and ran for a third term

It's at the point where I feel bad for you guys.

Friendly remember, that if grandma had a cock, she would be a grandpa.

>if he ran for a third term
You mean if if if if if if f f f if if

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Some guy in that thread on May 3rd was trying to impersonate me.

What is the right wing retard conspiracy here?

Probably, but he didn't. The retarded democrats wanted a woman so hard.