my older brother is a complete cuckold manchild that just plays video games all day. I want to get him a Christmas present that will make him stop being so useless, but I'm having a hard time thinking of anything -- I got him a pull up bar last year, but he never used it. I'm thinking of just getting him a nice knife or something, but I have no idea if he'd use that either, we've discussed self defense before and he's said that he doesn't think he'd want to defend himself and prefers just running away.
Have you ever successfully made someone less of a cuck with something you bought for someone, Sup Forums?
Jordan Hill
Get him a motorcycle
Eli Adams
Buy him a rope
Mason Wood
Alex looks like he's trying his best, but honestly, with that fucking face and that fucking hair, he's doomed
Jaxon Allen
some activites that will boost his selfconfidence and "need for bodyactivities) aka going climbing or going country riding with a motorcycle (or quad if he is that autistic) if that wont help ----
Aaron Ramirez
punch him until he defends himself
Nicholas Scott
What videogames does he play? If he playes shooters buy a session ata gun club and awaken his lust for guns, make him a member of the NRA while your at it. If he likes RPG or stuff like that, buy a hicking trip for him to some nice place, or you could just buy some sessions at an equestrian club.
Hiking trip + equestrian club pulled me away from video games
Juan Cox
Buy that nigger a redpilled book.
Jacob Price
buy him an escort girl
that could be ok too will he even read it ?
Brayden Ward
I decided to just buy him a water filter and a folding knife, he's a hypochondriac so hopefully he'll appreciate something that allows him access to clean drinking water
Camden Myers
Lead by example.
nothing will make your brother stop being a cuck if your doing amazing things and hes not.
Hunter Long
You need to buy him some super male vitality or slip it into his food, next thing you know he'll be calling you a cuck and raging about the globalists.
Henry Rodriguez
Fucking these.
Nathan Howard
>will he even read it ? Buy him The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion.
Zachary Morgan
I decided to buy my dad Culture of Critique by Kevin MacDonald.
My dad's not as hopeless as my brother, he is aware of race for the most part but still watches History Channel and buys the official holocaust narrative, hopefully this will make him fully woke
Dominic Hernandez
Stop being so insecure of your masculinity you need to throw it in everyone's face by acting so macho and hardcore. I would bet your brother is more of a secure, level headed man than you are you insecure cuck. A knife? Self defense? Just kill yourself. An inexperienced fucktard carrying a knife for self defense going up against an experienced robber has a higher chance of having the knife taken out of his hands and having his own weapon being used against him. Just spend the money you were going to use for your brothers present on a bottle of bleach for yourself, dumb Americuck.
Justin Phillips
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Christopher Hughes
Don't try to buy him something that he isn't. That'll not pull him out of the cuckoldry. Instead, buy him something that he likes, yet is an epitome of cuckoldry and he'll eventually come to the conclusions himself. With the pull up bar or a knife you're just telling him he's a loser, but enjoying the cuckold-gift he'll remember that he's such a slack that even you finally gave up on his cuckness.
Nicholas Johnson
Your country is an irrelevant fly speck waiting to be fucked by a Tsunami.
Jose Perry
Get him a subscription to a gym/training with a personal trainer. I don't know how much you're looking to spend, but getting in shape would probably boost his motivation for doing other things more productive.
How old is he?
Hunter White
i'm literally like your older brother i mostly just play video games because why the fuck not? you sound like a total asshole who wants everyone to be just like you >hurr people can't like things i hate
Evan Cooper
RARE
Dylan Sullivan
Mfw I'm doing this already
Grayson Brooks
must buy a water filter
Nathaniel Hernandez
You guys are dumb, why would no someone who isn't interested in that stuff do it just because you bought it for them
Maybe a day out together doing a physical activity, but one that is actually fun like skiing
Jack Bailey
THIS.
Blake Butler
yummy chemicals in ur lungs :)
Logan Myers
Should be obvious man, get him a gun.
Jack Davis
Use industrial strength epoxy and attach an extra large buttplug to the middle of his computer chair. Maybe then he will realize how much he's fucking himself by spending all his time being a useless member of society.
Thomas Murphy
Super Male Vitality.
Jack Jones
look man. all memes aside, the holocaust actually happened. it was something the SS did, but Hitler had no knowledge of
the misinformation comes from both sides so people can never get to the truth.
if you know about pizzagate apply what you know about ww2 to the people that died in the camps
its a bit of a stretch but holocaust is a hebrew word for sacrifice, and the talmudic jews literally worship satan (research the talmud)
the holocaust was a satanic sacrifice, its just a red pill this board isn't ready to accept, or research.
Nicholas Smith
How is he fat and muscular at the same time? I mean, look at his chin.... his chin.
Nathaniel Cox
This
Buy 2 pair of 16oz boxing gloves, one set for each of you.