>be a burger
>come back home after a day of hard work
>your woman says: "Look what I've got, honey!"
>see this
what would you do?
Be a burger
lol and leave her
Tell her it should have been "Drumpf"
put my foot down, file for divorce and give her half my shit and leave. serves her right
>very nice dear now go and make me something to eat
Serious question: What body part is that? It looks like nothing I have on my body.
>fat and pudgy
>small tits
how embarrasing
">"implying I would be with that cunt in the first place
Tell that bitch to get out of my house
Cut it off and flush it down the toilet
"You is not my woman."
Then I push the dumb slut out into the snow, and lock the door.
Tell her to fuck off and never talk to me again
I don't date fatties. It'd look better on my woman.
#notmywife
My girlfriend voted for Trump, doubt this'd happen
Comment how unique her tastes in tattoos are, and say how good it looks on her, and that she is just as beautiful and special to me. Then log on salon.com from my Macbook to fight the patriarchy, and maybe clean the kitchen so her son doesn't have to and I can maybe get some action that night (it's been 39.25 days since she last put out according to my Excel spreadsheet).
>falling for the vaginal jew
Imagine that are people that unironically live like this
Lol
You better hurry before your hairline starts to recede at 23 and she never puts out again
Underrated
I laughed
In 8 years that will be true I guess.
This tattoo screams at the world: I'll be thinking about Donald Trump EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
Buy her a plane ticket out of the country, cause obviously she isn't American.
>your woman says: "Look what I've got, honey!"
... how did you get out?
fuck her till she passes out cuz that's THICC a/f desu senpaitachi
>Im so triggered about Donald Trump that I'll get this tattoo that proves I'm not triggered
it's really uncool to make fun of people with male pattern baldness.
#NotOurWomen
Ask why she used cursive, we live in America.
jej
I wouldn't marry a woman that dumb, so this wouldn't happen.
>>be a burger
>>come back home after a day of hard work
>>your woman says: "Look what I've got, honey!"
>>see this
>what would you do?
Marry her immediately.
WOW, I'm glad we have so high-quality, politics-related posts like this here!
Fucking kek. 10/10 post leaf
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Slap her right on it
Rape her violently.
When she calls the cops tell them she is just a habitual liar and she has a tattoo to prove it.
I can't even tell what body part that is.
>implying I'd ever have anything to do with such a fat slovenly sack of shit as that.
What section of the body am I looking at here
TOO REAL
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Hivemind
Ok, then get the fuck out of his country
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>your woman
You dont own her ffs.
kek great posts
ask her if her bull approves it
then go upstaires and as her son if he likes it
Nicccce
Time for a lampshade of shame I guess
also meant
She's just waiting on 8 years from now for it to be true.
Get her a gym pass
Why not "drumpf"?
I know that feel senpai
>ruin your body forever
>think this somehow "shows" the Trumpster
He keeps winning without even knowing it.
laugh and continue eating my delicious triple cheeseburger
>Is
>capital fucking 'I'
That's triggering enough for me senpai
Perfect.
Only acceptable tattoo on a woman is small tasteful heart on right ankle.
I think I saw this on a show once...
I believe Sons of Anarchy got it right when they gave the guy a choice between having it cut off, and burning it off.
Implying I wouldn't drug the woman and burn that tattoo off, while she wakes up in the basement in a chain in her ankle.
There is no such thing as a tasteful tattoo on a woman.
Fuck off retard.
>be burger
>get shot
>so true that kek bless it and no one notice
I would be very surprised.
She's been updating me on his progress for months now.
grandma still has a jewish one :3
you havin a fookin giggle?
> inb5 scalp that tattoo right off
honest to God probably kill her.
mfw I used to have that mfw
Look up something called a violet wand. They used to be an old electric stimulation device used to oxygenate skin but the FDA banned them for any medical use back in the 1950s. And destroyed millions of them. So now they have to be sold as sex toys, BUT the down low is they stimulate hair growth and that's really what most people buy them for.
Then look up a guy named Leon Maliniak whose book 'Born Again Hair' tells you how to use this thing to get your hair back. Don't buy the book though, its mostly just 'WHY THIS WORKS'. Just use it 10 minutes twice a day all over on your scalp and do a 10 minute massage after. I got a plastic knobby thing to do the massage. Takes about a year.
Why bother you won't feel anything with your mutilated dick
Obviously
anal rape her for hours
I'd educate her about politics by saying that Duda is her president.
I have male pattern baldness and the only thing that is uncool is thin skinned faggots like you bitch.
>California divorce laws
File her for mental disability, so she would not be able to get a divorce.
Beta sjw fag alert
"vaginal jew" was made by jews themselves in an effort to support white genocide
you fucking double jew
If you have sexual relationships, then you own body of your partner. That`s legal and moral obligatory.
Make fun of her for being a dumb bitch.
>what would you do?
get triggered by the word "is" being capitalized
Fuck off crypto-jew, you can't full me with your gets.
Kek is not on your side!
>sex toy
>promotes hair growth
the mental images I have
She won't regret that in ten years.
this
also that calligraphy is sloppy at best.
>laugh
>nut in her mouth
>file for a divorce
Ever hate someone SO MUCH that your first instinct is to get their name permanently etched into your skin with indelible ink to serve as a lifelong reminder?
Yeah.
JUST
Hes not my president either, but in a month ill be the happiest fucking man in the country because he will be.
Underrated
>can't say I didn't try it for its repurposed purpose.....probably fits right in with your imagination
Immediately end the relationship.
>get tattoo that applies to something happening right now
>20 years later has no meaning
Quite clear she doesn't think ahead at all
This fucking thread again
Go to the store for cigarettes.
"the fuck is wrong with you?!"