Tfw i live in based Arizona and not some dark Nordic shithole like Sweden

>tfw i live in based Arizona and not some dark Nordic shithole like Sweden

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Do you live up north? Because if you're anywhere south, Phoenix included, it's a shithole.

all of arizona is great

You've never been south have you?

I have had to go to Phoenix on business a bunch of times and can never find good food there other than Tex Mex. It's pretty nice otherwise though.

i live there

There are bases in Arizona, yes.

I learned how based Arizona is because the Desert Diamond always covers happenings

Never knew about that base until I was out four wheeling in the canyons and one of our helicopters was flying through them. Never knew those helicopters could make such sharp turns until that day..Scared the shit out of me at the time too because I thought I would've been mistaken for target practice.

>tfw can't go meteorite-hunting to the desert with my metal detector

Isnt that place full of beaners?

Sweden also has bases.

>not living in a place that only has sunlight 5 hours of the day
lmao plebs

yeah but they're a lot better than muzzies and africans, you inbred potato nigger

White people aren't meant to live in deserts

>19 hours of darkness
suicide tier

>Not being a true nord

well you get used to it, it gets better during the short summer

>Never seen a lake

modern technology makes it possible for us
if you believe in evolution, you're not meant to drive at 60 mph, walk on concrete, use a computer etc.

White people are meant to live in all parts of the world

The men are ugly as shit but the women, some of the finest asses on earth.

i wanna live in a small comfy lodge with comfybros

Does that exist in denmark?