Canadians aren't real

Okay Sup Forums, after much consideration I've come to the following conclusion.

Canada isn't real and Canadians aren't real.

I've traveled around the world but never once have I gone to Canada. I used to think it was because I never had any business there, but then I started asking around, no one I know has been to Canada.

What about all these Canadians people talk about meeting? I would say they are either paid actors or confused Russians that can speak broken English.

Why? You might ask. Simple:

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We're actually a covert hyperkike colony.

We control the world from the shadows.

The place we attribute to Canada is really a desolate region inhabited by no human being. It contains many frightening horrors and vast amounts of mineral wealth.

The US and UK knew the land was to vast to fully exploit and too harsh to colonize so they came up with the greatest scheme in history to preserve the wealth for a time when they could access it. They created a fake nation. One who's inhabitants were so despicable that no one would want to be around them yet so non-threatening that no one would bother to remove them. Thus the Canadian meme was created.

How else could you explain such a degenerate hate filled poster on Sup Forums? No actual person could be this vile. These are paid shills keeping up appearances.

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So we know that no one is really as despicable as Canadians since no human society could function with such people. We also know that world powers are using this lie to hold on to resources they cannot yet exploit. But I think it goes deeper.

You see, expeditions to the North Pole were all fake photo shoots. No person could survive such a trip. However during the Cold War technology got to the point that satellites and high flying spy plains could view the desolate land called Canada from above, and what they found would shock all involved.

The myths of Santa's Workshop and the myths of Atlantis are actually about the same place. However this place is not populated by humans but by a race of monstrous demonic demi-gods almost like an H.P. Lovecraft story.

At this time the Russians learned of this terrible secret too. Why do you think Russians have slowly been trying to claim the Arctic sea bed? They want to stake a claim in the vast resources of this land too, but are also wisely hesitant of approaching too close too fast.

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No, you are a kryptokike Anglo trying to keep the lie going but I am on to you. Even if I risk my own life I will get the truth out and stop you before you unleash fowl evils upon this world.

I really like Canada. Low crime, friendly people.

Canada is a much more urban country than the United State.

In my opinion Montreal is the best city in North America.

I should clarify. There is a thing we call Canadians, and they are as dreadful as posters here would suggests, but they aren't exactly human. They are more a hybrid between humans and moose that were created by the US government in an attempt to explore further north. However these hybrids soon went rogue and started attacking humans. This is in part where we get stories of big foot and people disappearing in the north. Sometimes these things can appear human for a short time, but their inability to speak proper English and obsession with degeneracy soon give them away and they fly into a psychotic rage.

This is a separate group from the paid shills and drunken Russians we usually attribute the label of Canadian to.

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Hope you saved up money while working for CTR because I'm about to make you permanently unemployed as a shill for Canadian Conspiracy Co.

What horrifies me about the Canadian conspiracy the most is not only all the innocent people that have died because of it but also because of the great evil that lurks to the north in the Santa's Workshop/ Atlantis/ City of the Old Ones.

The Anglo's greed and increasingly the Russian's greed as well risk awakening these ancient demonic powers and dooming humanity to enslavement or extinction.

Conclusion to follow...

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Nice shitpost burger. You just need to more bombastic to get (You)s.

In conclusion I would say this to my fellow anons:

Do not buy into the Canadian Conspiracy. Do not respond to Canadian posters, do not give attention to rumors about Canada. Call out the liars whenever you can. We all must.

This truth must come to light and we must stop our leaders from making the greatest mistake in history.

Canada isn't real. Canadians aren't real. A terrible evil lays to the north.

You only say that cus Montreal produces more porn than any other place in the world.

The truth will get out! Even if the mods are in on the conspiracy too.

That's all CGI. Even the pictures of the city are faked. They just take video of other cities and modify it to have igloos in the background. If you saw a "Canadian" you would quickly understand there is zero porn potential there.

Satanic Quads, kek confirms

Nice try, CTR.

O_O

You kind of got it wrong. We are a sleeper nation. We are real. We do not fight, we feign politeness and liberal values to invite Americas enemies into our nation, prepping them to attack on our behalf. Why do you think 90% of our population lines the US borders? These are tactical strike lines when our culturally diverse immigrants and refugees are ready to strike at the common shared enemy known as the United States of America. Our CN tower is an nuclear payload, long range artillery cannon hidden in plain sight as a tourist attraction. Our "cuck" prime minister isn't fighting for more refugees to be humanitarian, he is recruiting more guerrilla fighters that you call terrorists.

Of course it's true.
You are the CTR shill here. The literal false flag gives you away.

WHERE'S THE LEFTYPOL MOD WE PAID OFF SHIT FUCK SHIT

Why are Canadian posts sliding the board? Are Canadians trying to subvert America so they may be known as just plain "America" instead of the United States.

Reminder: America is the United States. Canada and Mexico are something else.

As for being a nation...this has been a British plan under Queen Elizabeth II TO comense attack upon her deathbed. This is punishment for succeeding the British empire so long ago. We are patient. We do not forgive we do not forget. 1812. Always remember the white house is just a matchstick away from disaster.

We are part of America

I know you're full of shit. My cousin moved to Canada 3 years ago. Three times a year she sends me an email telling me that everything is fine and there is no need to come and visit her.

Multicultural bordering ruin status frozen shithole.
-t. Montrealer.

Even Toronto is better than Montreal.

t. Montrealer.

You're not real.
Your cousin is dead.
None of those places actually exist shill.

No. I like it because it's a gorgeous city with excellent food and culture, pretty girls and plenty of things to do.

I know I can get that in the USA, but I can't get all of that without having to worry about violent crime and other unpleasant things. It also helps that my dollar is worth $1.35.

Canadian cities have all the great things that large cities have, but so much less of the trouble that you have to deal with in the USA. I know some leaf will say that there are bad neighborhoods in Canada, but they don't really understand. There are approximately 15000 murders per year. Canada had 516 in 2014.

To put some perspective on this the city of Chicago had 726 murders year to date. Some people will say that Chicago is a war zone so that's expected, but that isn't true. In USA terms Chicago is statistically safer than:
Detroit, Memphis, Oakland, St. Louis, Milwaukee, Baltimore, Cleveland, Stockton, Indianapolis, Kansas City, Buffalo, Atlanta, Washington DC, Nashville, Toledo,Newark, Miami, Philadelphia, Minneapolis, Houston, New Orleans, Cincinnati, and Orlando

Yeah there is a general air of not fucking with other peoples shit here

It's one of our redeeming qualities

I've been to Canada.

Imagine if you took the biggest pussys that France doesn't want, and stuck them in a shit hole that's constantly frozen and cold - you would get Canada and this may also explain why they are a country full of Pussy Cucks

Montreal is owned and run by the mafia.

When I lived near Monk station, there was an "invitation only" Italian restaurant 5 minutes walking distance and, immediately across the street, there was a Chinese grocer with a tiny amount of really shitty produce and not much else beyond a giant bank vault in the back of the store. Whenever you went to that end of the store, they'd always have at least one guy follow to keep an eye on you.

It's rare for the politicians there to not end up in jail and the entire place is sketchy as fuck. Is it fun to visit for festivals and stuff? Sure. Would I EVER recommend living there? Hell no.

Its because we mostly all have what we need in abundance .. Im not required to steal or hurt you to get what I want. I have ample, in fact I have enough to share with you..

baby cant stand cold, and thinks we are pussies...

You're kind of proving my point. As a Canadian it feels sketchy to you. As an American it feels very safe.

You think American or European cities aren't mafia run?

I've spent quite a bit of time there. I'd live in Montreal over any large American city.

doesnt the amine girl move to canada in haruhi

Man it's a confusing opinion to have on Montreal

On one hand d it's fucking beautiful, it truly reflects the vision of old European architecture, with a mix of colonist and pioneer ingenuity. And yet it also manages to blend these with modern day skyscrapers and silicon.

The restaurants are fucking phenomenal, the sights are fantastic.

And yet the people are utter trash. They are the rudest people you can meet, they constantly look for ways to piss you off and they have absolutely no interest in social tact or decent human kindness.

I went their with a gf (ex) and we explored most of downtown and the old Montreal area, and it was a blast. But every time we had to talk with someone it usually ended up giving another muddy mark on our vacation.

That's Vancouver.

I agree that people in Montreal aren't as friendly as people in Toronto, but they are much more polite that the USA.

I swear, there is one Americunt poster who has dedicated his life to memeing Canada.

Your blog is so up it's own ass i couldn't even finish the jewbberish anal-spew you're typing. It reads like a preteen trying to describe why they're awkward.

Next time you should do this as a confessional in your bedroom.

I guess that's true.

I've grown up in a small town of rude drunk dinks with their docks in their hands 24/7. Moving to the city is nice because I get to see some very decent folk who actually have a good Samaritan virtue in mind.

I'd like to go the states however. There's so much good shit we are missing because fucking cunts don't think it's worth selling to us here.

You felt safe because you went there with the preconceived notion that it's safe there.

If you're in the Latin quarter, expect to hear gunshots every night.

The city is filled with homeless people who are absolutely fucking nuts.

One of my classmates had his apartment broken into three times in two years. His computer, his TV, his physical copies of movies/tv shows/games, his sporting equipment... all gone. Three times.

I've had two people try to mug me, my brother had three. We're 6'1" and 6'0", well above the average height in the province, so not exactly soft targets.

The people who live there are absolute trash. Saying "Good morning" in either language to the bus driver will, more oft than not, be met with a harsh glare.

Montreal sucks and I'm glad I left.

This, but still save us

Yes this. Our politicians are naive children who think they can government a country like a village. We also are pathetic when it comes to trade and economics. I'd like some Jews over here to sort this out because it's clear the quibecois aren't doing us any favours.

You know what? I don't think I've ever met a Canadian either, now that I think of it.

Last summer I stayed in the Latin Quarter for 3 weeks because it was cheap. I had a great time. Sure there were some sketchy people around, but way less that at home. I never said there was no crime and that you can wonder around the city with your head up your ass, but I didn't feel unsafe.

I don't have preconceived notions that they aren't dangerous people in Canada. I know statistically I'm less likely to be the victim of a violent crime in the worst neighborhood in Montreal then in a good neighborhood in my city.

Montreal is filled with Jews. They literally have whole blocks to themselves.

Montreal has everything, b not in the food way. I'm not interested in going near there, it's a boiling pot of different agendas and groups looking to eat away competition.

Besides, fuck cities, I'm living in the bush and living away from these psychos. I just need to knab a cutie in the city first...

We can pretend it never happened. But we all know it happened.

Canada cannot be trusted. They think they are above us. If they attack, we won't know it. They could stand right next to you. The attack may have already taken place years ago.

And the ice. The ice is a weapon. It's going to slide down here soon and then we're fucked.

I don't know what to do.

they know

shut it down

>they're on to us
We had a good run

THEY KNOW

Canadians are alone in their own simulation perhaps.and still no gf :(

Canada is real
Canada Isreal.
Canada Israel.
On another note, only Canada is real.

Abandon sled!

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