Who keeps putting the fucking Express in the OP? What a rag
Lucas White
We believe in Britain and the British people, their heritage and customs. We believe in a sovereign self-governing Britain and withdrawal from the EU. We reject all forms of foreign interference in our government. We ask for an understanding and consciousness by all our people of their nation’s greatness, achievements, and glory. We believe that the heterosexual family is the primary social unit. We believe in authority. We believe in the spiritual values of life and of the respect that is owing to man. We believe in the obligation of labour and the rolling back of the welfare state. We believe in virtue and the sacred nature of Christianity and our Established Church. We believe that our country is best served by our indigenous customs & traditions, its time-honoured hereditary principle and our monarchy. We are in favour of localism and local communities. We support the small businessman and entrepeneur. We support British industry & manufacturing. We are opposed to internationalism and globalisation We are opposed to communism, to socialism, to liberalism and to anarchism. We are opposed to mass immigration and multiculturalism We are opposed to the Class War. We are opposed to Political Correctness and support the repeal of all cultural-Marxist legislation. We are against the purely materialist conception of life. We support the Great British Countryside and its conservation for future generations. We are against all the great heresies of our age, because we have yet to be convinced that there is any part of the world where the liberty to propagate such heresies has been the cause of anything good.
FIRST FOR SAINT JO COX (may allah guide her spirit to the afterlife).
WHO /JO COX/ HERE
THINGS WE WANT: 1. A REVERSAL OF THE BREXIT VOTE 2. ST. JO COX MEMORIAL HOSPITAL 3. SEVERAL MEMORIAL BENCHES 4. A STATUE IN EVERY MAJOR CITY 5. TO BE OFFICIALY DECLARED A SAINT BY THE CHURCH 6. FOR MY HUSBAND-ERR I MEAN JO'S HUSBAND TO STOP FUCKING YOUNG INTERNS 7. FOR ALL BIGOTS, RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, TRANSPHOBES, ABELISTS, WHITE PEOPLE TO DIE 8. ALL PARTIES SHOULD REFUSE TO CONTEST SEATS AT THE NEXT ELECTION SO THEY CAN ALL BE GIVEN TO ME AS A MARK OF RESPECT 9. FOR IT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR ALL TIME THAT THE GUY WHO MURDERED ME DID IT FOR BREXIT AND ALSO I SAVED MY CO WORKERS THAT DAY TOO 10. ALL JO COX GHOST POSTING MUST COME TO AN END. I AM...ERR JO IS AT REST IN PARADISE AND NOT TRAPED IN HELL.
WHEN ALL CRITERIA ARE MET WE MAY FINALLY CALL OURSELVES A TOLERENT AND PROGRESSIVE COUNTRY.
GOD SAVE JO COX! DEATH TO THE RIGHT WING! DEATH TO BREXIT! (and white people too)
>This shit is why we need the EU. So that someone can protect us from the authoritarian whims of the tories and the apathy of labour.
Yeah, we need an unelected government to be in power so our government elected by the public is overturned.
Kayden Nelson
Hope Not Hate's former PR man, Dan Hodges, had this to say about them: >"I started working with Hope not Hate on the media campaign for the 2009 Euro elections. It was no-holds-barred, bare knuckle, PR. We used every dirty, underhand, low down, unscrupulous trick in the book. Then when the book had been used up, we tore it to shreds, set it on fire, and stuffed it down Nick Griffin’s underpants." labour-uncut.co.uk/2011/10/21/matthew-collins-war-against-hate/comment-page-1/
Hmm, sounds extremist to me. Maybe Nigel was right? Oh then there's this:
>"In the run up to last year’s General Election, Hope Not Hate stoked fear, spreading untruths about UKIP, which resulted in our poster boards being smashed up, and in some cases candidates being physically attacked. >"In South Thanet we endured abuse for months on end from these hate-filled people. >"Amongst their number was Jackie Walker*, who regularly shrieked and ranted at myself and UKIP activists whenever given half the opportunity. It was all pretty unpleasant." breitbart.com/london/2016/05/05/farage-for-breitbart-hard-left-jew-hating-anti-israel-extremists-now-run-the-labour-party/
As I said this is assuming it happened. The point is that *the war caused the Holocaust.*
Leo Myers
spaced wow that was hard
Isaac Anderson
I never liked spaced, or anything else with simon pegg
Juan Lopez
Ooooooh what did you do
Ryan Miller
>being opposed to "mass" immigration
Literally anything short of closing the fucking border for good and advocating forced expulsions of those already here is literally treason you cuckolds.
Kayden Harris
it was never intended as a contest, anyway. I just think we make (or rather, used to make) good sitcoms but I admit our standup comedians are fucking rubbish
Sorry, but it's not our fault that we don't make retard-friendly comedy. If the humour was obvious enough for you Americans to understand, it would lose its shine.
Brody Richardson
IF SCOTLAND DOESN'T VOTE YES, IT'S TIME FOR THE CITY STATE OF GLASGOW.
NO HATE NO RACISM NO WASTEMONSTER
Jordan Sullivan
Yeah obviously, but try saying that in public/whilst holding public office you wally.
Adrian Howard
I thought The World's End was absolutely terrible. Spaced etc. are great though.
Ayden Phillips
I stole this argument from Gavin McInnes but
You fags think sarcasm is so intelligent and hard to understand, listen we get it but it's not fucking hilarious
You have a comfy country and I think you guys made great music but leave it do the big dogs, you fucking nigger
Nicholas Lopez
Quicker we come out and say it the quicker that shite ends.
Dominic Taylor
It's just not that funny. You know how everyone says Queen is 'amazing' but really it's just old faggot shit? That's like Spaced.
Justin Hall
> I really didnt like world's end first time I watched it but liked it a lot more second time. I guess my expectations were sky high and since I avoid all previews/information about stuff it just probably wasnt the film I was expecting but yeah it's definitely weaker than shaun or hot fuzz
Carter Brooks
This would never be acted upoin, which is the tradgey of the situation
Nathaniel Martin
...
Ethan Hill
You're just numptys
Brayden Campbell
What's causing this butthurt Jock? Have the SNP been BTFO in another by-election?
Ian Roberts
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Blake Ramirez
Whats happening with those fucks in Glasgow mate?
And you guys over there think "haha lol so randum xd" is comdey
Angel Morris
>I thought The World's End was absolutely terrible No chance, I thought it even managed to top the previous two youtube.com/watch?v=tYs7uguB_JQ
Colton Garcia
Comedy* Gotta stop typing fast
James White
Oh fuck have you seen this weeks question time line up?
John Hernandez
Why don't you flee the country?
Chase Jenkins
What's yer hing?
Jackson Martin
jo probably didnt want to get her brains blown out by a flintlock
Jaxon Reed
THIS IS REAL PROGRESS YOU RACIST TORY XENOPHOBES
FUCK EDINBURGH FUCK THE GRANITENIGGERS FUCK THE BORDERS
David Martinez
Ricky Gervais is overrated
im not taking that back dont even ask
Colton Williams
You failed with the date m8
Jaxon Wilson
fucksake
Zachary Sanders
>Implying I care about Ricky the militant atheist
He's a fucking twat mate
Nathan Young
...
Brayden Sanders
>not even intelligent enough to understand shit british humour, so he assumes it must be "sarcasm" because he doesnt understand what that is either
british comedy isnt even remotely funny so if you actually dont get it you must be brain damaged
Adrian Hill
Hoping for suspended sentence, basically there is 1/4 chance of getting a cunt judge.
Nathaniel Sanders
They can't even collect rubbish in some areas because SNP is fucking shit up that badly.
Juan Edwards
> This week.
Even the BBC aren't that retarded to put up a panel that slanted.
Luke Sullivan
Agreed, George Carlin is probably the most overrated 'comedian' of all time though.
>"duuuude God isn't real and you should all smoke weed, now I'm going to say some naughty words that you can't say on TV!" >20 albums of this
Brandon Sanders
who did you fuck up and how badly did you fuck them up
Nolan Martinez
>leave it to the big dogs
David Carter
hipewfhweiupfhwejfjwjvsdjvjfvjfnkvfskvfk
Julian Morris
what faggot
you think your comedy is so high brow that i cant understand it?
your country is known for having bad teeth but im to dumb to understand simon peg acting like the guys from clerks?
yeah user hot fuzz was a fucking real puzzle for me
100% agree
Tom Segura Bill Burr Louie Doug Stanhope
are all 10x better
Aaron Perez
>scotcuck tears
Elijah Turner
>Gavin McInnes
Ironic considering how he also isn't amusing.
Nolan Walker
ex's new bloke, needed stitches in two places on his head.
I have 2 kids with autism so that should swing things
Thomas Flores
subhumans the picture
Logan Parker
Why would you post a selfie of yourself to Sup Forums?
Henry Flores
18.09.2014 No 23.06.2016 Leave >SNP JUST FUCK MY RACE UP
Thomas Anderson
>hot fuzz Kinda parody of Hollywood action films.
Carter Ortiz
is this you
Cameron Baker
I like the ones on that list, especially Stanhope.
Joshua Nguyen
...
Landon Flores
well shit, best of luck to you m8, let us know how it goes
Austin Bell
Just like in your shitty country, in this thread you rely on Americans to entertain you because you guys are so fucking boring
US office > UK office
Star Trek> Dr faggot
Thanks for clearing that up for me user
By my 8th time watching it trying to decipher it I figured it might be that
Chase Nelson
No I'm a mild mannered nerd but I just sort of reverted to caveman mode for a couple of minutes.
Daniel Hall
Fake news.
Ryder Moore
>Tom Segura >Bill Burr >Louie >Doug Stanhope
>this is high-brow comedy for fat people in baseball hats
Jeremiah Murphy
I have some money I want to.invest in your country because it's based Wat do? US gubmint bonds or shares or.something.else?
Christian Thomas
>british tea.gif
Michael Gray
btfo by based churchy
Isaiah Carter
>Hitler said Jews would exterminate Europeans if he lost WW2 >it's happening
Hmmmmmmmmm
Cooper Peterson
"based churchy" aka literal kike shill
Carson Cook
I remember you, are you bricking it about getting locked up?
