didn't even realise, lost track of time at this point
Evan Mitchell
You can't defeat me
Adam White
ASUKA S U K A
Cameron Barnes
>Wagies
Benjamin Wright
Bought all your presents?
Luke Rogers
Brillo pads tbqh
Wyatt Peterson
What does this picture mean?
Robert Martin
I'm frankly more excited for the Dominoes pizza we're having the first night that the whole family converges on the ancestral home tomorrow. Haven't had Dominoes in like a year, gonna get me some stuffed crust pepperoni.
Anthony Perez
I miss being a neet. Wagecucking is slowly killing me
Ian Bailey
my testicles hurt
Dylan Hughes
Is he (((/ourguy/)))?
Hudson Stewart
Ah yes, the self-proclaimed conservative who spends all his time on an anime imageboard and has no intention of ever doing anything with his life.
Juan Mitchell
wagie detected
Robert Ward
>Replying
Jaxon Taylor
>Orthodox Jew. He totally thinks that you all are his equals
James Wilson
Getting a few last minute bits tomorrow in Manchester, dreading seeing what's become of it as a city up close. Once more unto the breach lads.
Samuel Ramirez
>tfw had plans to clean up my flat and fix a load of things before going to see the family
I've literally just got slaughtered and watched films for days
Xavier Bennett
Literally just turned 25 lads, surely life is all downhill from here. At least I can take solace in the fact I'm more successful in life than YKTD right?
Lucas Moore
Cancer?!
Ethan Moore
Santa's massive, bulging sack is particularly heavy this year, and he can't wait for the relief of emptying it at the foot of your bed whilst you are asleep... So what are you hoping for Brit/pol/? Another series of Islamic atrocities to further bolster the right? World peace? The death of Corbyn and Dianne Apebutt? Owen Jones to contract HIV? Nicola Sturgeon to open her own porn channel?
>Things can only get better.jpg Where did that get us the last time?
Evan Scott
How about ann summers sex toys and langere which i have just found out was and is owned by a kike. The same person who owned this Why is Sup Forums always right?
Caleb Perry
Don't set your bar so low mate, a fuckin' dried up dog turd is more interesting and productive than him. Anyway happy bday.
Brayden Wilson
if it's both it's probably not cancer. I was shitting it at one point but it turned out to be a harmless condition which is basically just 'your balls hurt from now on, enjoy that'. Some cases lead to worse things but it's mostly just an annoyance
Liam Bell
...
Kevin Harris
Do you ever stop and think "shit, I spend every day of my life posting the same things over and over, getting a handful of (you)s at best, surrounded by people who genuinely despise me. Wasting the short time I have on this planet, no job, no girlfriend, no life, no friends. The only comfort I have is posting in Brit/pol/ even though they hate me as well. Rather than trying to change my life I just wake up and do the same thing over again, getting the same results."
You ever think that?
Robert Hall
>Owen Jones to contract HIV? >Implying this hasn't already happened
Kayden Foster
>says the cunt who fled to russia
William Perez
Happy birthday faggot
Eli Morris
Awwww bless ya
Well it isn't fucking killing the cunt quick enough for my liking
David Martin
I'm going into anorexia treatment today. I've been on the waiting list for ages, so much time wasted, so underweight, hope it's not full of teenage girls, I'm assuming they'd have a separate treatment area for adult males, wish me luck, I seriously don't know how to have a proper relationship with food.
Brayden Perez
Don't know about YKTD but it sure sounds like you've put quite alot of thought into it.
Joseph Kelly
Hoping for Blair to kick the bucket in a public wanking incident gone wrong.
Oliver Gray
I did have 5 wanks today because I felt sad after the gym and wanted to feel emotionally blunted
Probably wanked too much
Owen Butler
It must be very easy for the faceless masses to hide behind anonymity when they post copypasta like that; Karenposting and complaining on Brit/pol/ at 2am about >tfw no gf one night, and then the next day LARPing as a productive citizen in order to make fun of me for being a NEET
There's a reason why the genuinely dedicated anti-YKTD squad will call me every name under the sun except for 'virgin', they know their archives
It's not his, he just picked up the copypasta after I pissed him off the other night by asking him why he was sending me "Come to Russia please" news stories
Jeremiah Robinson
That's shit mate, sit back and enjoy a mince p- look forward to christmas
Michael Nguyen
>hoping it's not full of emotionally fragile girls desperate for validation Faggot
Bentley Johnson
Good luck mr skellington, hope you get better
Owen Wood
I look disgusting, I doubt anyone would want me (no paedo).
Joseph Gray
To be quite honest with you lad YKTD is a thousand times better than the disgusting Scotpleb who ran away to Russia.
Ryder Hill
Yeah he does that alot when someone criticises him and goes a bit too far for his liking.
The fact that you imagine some squad of 'haters' and not just loads of people constantly telling you you're an irritating cunt says it all. In your head you're some kind of 'love to hate him lolo' character and nobody can tell you any different.
William Sanders
Why?
Nathaniel Cook
Und dass so was von so was kommt
Ryder Edwards
99 Luftballons
Are we making this a regular thing now?
Ayden Gutierrez
That's one of the reasons I'm going, im 6ft and 55kg, it's so cold.
Jayden Collins
>Americans btfo by the most-watched man in their cable news for 15 years
Benjamin Collins
"Come to Russia please so I can nonce you up"
Carter Sullivan
Try the Seafood diet You sea food then fucking kill yourself.
Jack Brooks
You know that I consider you somewhat based. I acknowledge your intelligence and political insight. But.....why did you decide to be a schemie? How about getting your own source of income? Income, not a fucking job.
Brayden Wood
Illegals BTFO!
Jacob Turner
>YKTD isn't a virgin
Matthew Morgan
I felt sorry for Andrew there, Pete Doherty was so off his face that something like that was bound to happen.
Jonathan Miller
>I acknowledge your intelligence and political insight.
Josiah Ross
>sending me "Come to Russia please" news stories That was Ukrainian rapefugee. Check the archives
Dominic Reed
>I acknowledge your intelligence and political insight.
Nicholas Price
He's not stupid
Hunter Bennett
Probably part of a rape gang
Jacob Long
Again, you don't know I don't have one
I know it's paradoxical that I'm an anti-Reddit and anti-turning this place into a horrible blend of /soc/, Sup Forums and /r9k/ tripfag but I really don't think this is the place to discuss our lives, be it "Just put my daughter Charlotte to sleep and she bit my hand lads", "Just got called a racist by a man in Greggs while I was eating a Freddo" or "LADS I'm off to the anorexia clinic tomoz lol x("
It remains a fact that NEETS > Wagies as you can see by their aggression; I never said that I was a NEET first, remember that
Asher Reed
>tfw not a britcuck
Evan Campbell
He's also no a paedophile, which is more than can be said for you.
Jonathan Rogers
Why not?
Maybe
Oliver Long
He doesn't understand any of the positions he takes for (you)s. It's like respecting one of those AI gimmicks that learns how to cobble together phrases that sound like a person thought of them.
Jaxon Turner
Nah I remember you saying it at least twice in the past week or so >He's also no a paedophile Not sure, Operation Yew Tree isn't over yet
Isaiah Collins
You fucking what? So despite all your shitposting and memery you're not even a neet?
William Moore
>tfw I don't shit myself in Walmart
Brayden Ramirez
>giving tripfags attention sure is redd*t in here
Blake Harris
>I dont have one Do you? I offered him £ opportunity in Russia. That's it
Alexander Kelly
Decided to lose my V-card to an escort soon lads.
>tfw using my NEETbux to get laid
Landon Nelson
Are you pimping yourself out now?
Jaxon Brooks
I'll leave you ladies to it. Also it's nice to see Meme Merchant is too busy over at his nan's for Christmas to grace us with his presence.
Luis Wood
this really made me think
Hunter Sullivan
literal scum
Caleb Evans
Have you picked him out yet?
Easton Gomez
How much you get a month? 500 here.
Samuel Green
>not just calling up a friend say you want to go out, pay £25 for alcohol and club entry then dance around a bit until some slag comes over and bam take her home
you're wasting your money my man
Elijah Morales
...
Gabriel Morgan
Tbqh as long as it's German you're spamming in it's fine by me.
Brit/pol/ wird deutsch sein.
Caleb Watson
He said he is a neet, so he obviously lives at home, what is he going to do, take someone back to his parents, into his room, and fuck her on his single bed?
Jaxson Price
You need to nut and you're blue balling. You can do it for free if you find the right girl. just go to a club or something.
