This refugee comes up to you and says "H-hi user, my home country of Syria has erupted into chaos so I fled here...

This refugee comes up to you and says "H-hi user, my home country of Syria has erupted into chaos so I fled here. Mind if I stay over at your place until things calm down?" what do?

No I'm gay.

Tell her to get rid of her hair dye and ship her back to Syria now that the government is taking over whats left of the rebel territory.

tell her to go back and fight

Will you suck it?

Hell yes. Stay as long as you like.

This is literally what happened to my cousin.

She's from Hungary though

Family is meeting her, myself included, for the first time at Xmas party.

What do?

"Lemme make a Sup Forums thread real quick, honey"

Your lived in a volcano?

Banger out

only if she's a trap

No. I'm not going to directly pay for my government's fuckup. Waste all of the taxes on that, whatever.

>I know someone who fucked a refugee
>was another refugee raping a refugee kid

> Implying she was able to make it from Syria to US
> Implying she wasn't raped on the way there through sand nigger territory
> Implying she wont ask me last minute to let her whole family stay at my place


I'd fuck but no shot she's staying at my place

Nope. Gotta go

no, go to turkey

are you a legal citizen of the united states?

Yes,you can stay.

Fuck her and your sister. Hungarians love incest

slap a condom on
bang that bitch
report her

I would welcome her into my apartment, and all I would ask for in return is that she eats a bowl of eggs.

Fuck off sandnigger

Get out, coward.

LOCK AND LOAD

Ask my sister to ask her why she is unaccompanied and immodestly dressed while I stare in another direction with a look of stern disapproval.

>Taqiyya works
>Uses your home as a cover from investigation
>One day, she goes full jihadist, decapiates you, and allahu akbars in your local mall

SIMPLE

>brown eyes
deport

Bang her until you get bored with her or she gets annoying
>Probley a week
Then call immigration and have her deported

Found the guy from Sup Forums

"Your people have no right to American citizenship or protection. My ancestors, the Tejanos have a right to this land's protections because they fought for their freedom and the United States admired that, and annexed them in."


"Defend your own country. Fight for your freedom. America has no room for cowards."

Works for spiders. They seem happy.

Only if your Christian

gtfo of my country you unskilled worthless mudslime

Kek

you have to go back

No Ana Gina, I don't want your cousins to come knocking on the door looking for your sorry ass

She CHRISTAIN?

make her eat a bowl of eggs

>you owe me 3 orgasms per day

You have to go back after you suck my dick.

As a proud slavonic male, I would say:"IDI NAHUI"

do a honour killing

Turn her away and tell her she's a coward for refusing to stay and fight to make her country better.

Why are her eyebrows and hair two different colors?

>I say come on in
>2:00 AM
>Change into my Knights Templar armor and grab my sword
>Knocks on the door
>The sandnigger says "W-what is it user?"
>Kick the door open yelling "DEUS VULT, AVE MARIA"
>Cut the saracen's head off
>Feed it to the dogs
>Goes to my bed and does a Hail Mary before I return to bed

>IDI NAHUI
That's Chinese

be me US Army coming home from AFG.
@ hotel in Europa waiting for elevator in uniform.
very hot looking short brunette waiting too.
only 2 on the lift, she asks"when are you going to bomb us?"
tell her we are not at war with this country, she says "no i am from Iran"
i ask, hey wanna go eat dinner?

Conquering them in more ways than one!

It's a common gene in the Mediterranean. Or old "roman" people.

>2011 in college
>working on a project with other guy
>Syrian studying in states
>says he is worried about his homeland succumbing to war
>absolutely despised Jews
I sometimes wonder what happened to him. He was a hard worker

>let her into your home
>everything is fine for the first few days
>next thing you know your home is surrounded by angry kebabs throwing molotovs
>such is life as a tolerant Sweede

Free sex slave obviously

>tfw no swedish arab gf

#NotAllSpiders
#ArachnidsofPeace

gotta spread the seed

Witnessed!

Dive behind cover while yelling for somebody to call the police/bomb squad

her hair is dyed retard

You have to go back.

She had a nose job and she hates jews
Sauce: Gina Dirawi

Fuck her for a while until I grow tired of her. Before she gets the chance to hop to another white dick I send her packing back to her shit country.

No.

She's good looking. Is she Muslim???

How the fuck did you swim this far?

I think I like arab girls so much because they have really strong features

does that make me gay

>Female refugee
I like writing fantasy stories too you fucking leaf

my dude with the 2012 bowl of eggs reference

Ask if she does anal, if not tell her how she can remain a virgin if she just does anal and it's a good thing. Do anal every night till her farts are dead silent and she can't sit down without it hurting.

Fun fact: actually ran into a similar situation like this.

QT refugee, however they are here in the US for benefits. They are getting social security, driver license, rent free places, and living like kings compared to people at my college.

In a sense it truly is fucking sickening and they don't even hide it either.

Agree. Lock her in basement with food, a shit bucket, and a bible. Tell her she can come out when she renounces Islam on video to be posted to youtube.

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No, just don't date Muslims.

Sure you can stay in my freezer

The thing is that rich, young men are the majority of the rapefugees, not young, nubile women.

>Refugee female that's attractive

KeK it ain't happening bro

Scenario as written is stacked in my favor.

I'd take her. Doesn't mean I accept floods of refugees in my country, just that a Syrian girl will be staying with me at my home.

Of course, she owes me big league. Cooking, cleaning, and, of course, daily sex. No condom. Will cum balls deep each time. No fucks given.

As she herself promised, she has to go back the second the Syrian Civil War ends.

If she gives birth before then, then I have to take measures to make sure the government doesn't find out or I have an anchor baby situation on my hands. I'll lock her in my basement. She better hope Assad cleans up soon.

You and her have to go back.

Chop chop!

Only if you salute the flag and loudly shout "Better Dead Than Red!" with me every night before bed.

>H-hi user, my home country of Syria has erupted into chaos so I fled here. Mind if I stay over at your place until things calm down?
You already are. How much for the pizza?

If she keeps a nice well-coiffed little bush instead of shaving it all off...then she can stay as long as she wants. I don't know what switch flipped in my brain but pubes are fucking hot all of a sudden.

I'd bang her and then send her back

>female refugee

Next you'll be telling me there are gypsies that don't steal.

>dyed hair
naaah if it was natural blonde hair and she wasn't a refugee from syria she can stay only if she can drink a gallon of milk to prove that she's not lactose intolerant

looks turkish

thanks for letting us know about your latest fetish

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You should be happy for all these fertile waifus storming the borders, goy!

>user,come here and take a picture with me.

yup. There he is!

PROGENY OF ISHMAEL, YOU WILL NEVER DARKEN MY DOORSTEP UNTIL MY BODY IS STILL AND COLD

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Don't knock it until you try it. A clean, trimmed, and fluffy bush will change your life.

Oh shit, she ded because importing mass non-European immigration into White countries necessarily makes violent crime explode.

Guess that next time we should deport the enemy collaborations that are promoting foreign invasion of White nations instead, eh?

Who's that???

No.1 >you're a fucking leaf
No.2 >you're pic is not related
No.3 >wat do

enemy *collaborationists

say no Trojan horses no matter how pretty they are

what an awkward death position

Sally Fadel