EU vs Russia, who wins?

EU vs Russia, who wins?

No nukes and no American aid of any kind

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EU without UK Russia easily wins.

EU with UK I would say EU.

Gotta remember that all of Eastern Europe gets taken in a day.

EU is just UK and France really.

Shitskins are going to fuck shit up in the EU. So handsdown Russia.

Russia wouldnt annex Finland would they?

Depends
Which side are the Turkroaches on?

Europe would be consumed by the vastness of Russia, it would be long bloody and decisive - assuming Russia is on the defensive as it is historically.

the only countries in Europe that have any military power are France and the UK, so i have to agree that it depends if you count the UK in.

its true,if uk and france teamed up we could destroy europe and russia turkey also

>Russia cuts gas supply
>secretly support muslim jihadist groups
>when everything goes to shit russian tanks roll and kill anything that's left

Russia, obviously. Many of the EU countries depend on the American military and use its protection as an excuse to have as comically small a domestic force as possible.

Plus, Russia is like the third most powerful military force on Earth. You could combine the EU with South America + Africa and Russia would still win.

hahahahahahaha what a joke. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, no but sersly, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

EU would win easily without or with the Protectorate of jews(UK). We don't need USAs dog to help protect our great nations.

>americans

For retarded shitbongs and amerniggers that think eu would lose look at this en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_of_the_European_Union

you are but a dog and we are your master goy

Russian Federation wins

Probably Russia....... Russia doesn't really win wars as much as it doesn't lose them. I think that's how a traditional war with the EU would go. Stalemate, EU eventually pushed into Russia, winter+scorched earth+importing mongoloids from the west would eventually result in a Russian win, probably taking over Eastern Europe. Again.

The EU has no spine though

Dumb americans have read about ww2 and scorched earth think it would even be close to relevant in these days.

this has happened before
multiple times
napoleon, hitler, etc
russia wins every time

Hahahaha why do you americans even coment. You know nothing about europe and the great peope of europe go and hang yourself. Hope they ban americans from entering when they close all borders.

You still can't conquer a map.

What exactly do you know about war?

more then you obviously

>Russia doesn't really win wars as much as it doesn't lose them.
>what is WW2

lmao

This isn't even a question. I doubt France, Britain or any southern European country would partake.

It would be Germany and east Europe vs Russia and they would lose fairly handily.

Yeah, Sweden with their feminist foreign policy will stop the Russians right in their tracks.

The EU would lose drastically, because American aid would be for the Russians, not for the EU.

Why do you think America consistently grants freedom to Middle Eastern countries who want to use the Euro over the USD?

Sorry we haven't let you in NATO yet...... We're already defending all the other freeloaders in Europe who pay a bunch of NEETs instead of their army

*Than

It won't be like ww2, M8.

Russia. Obviously.

Hate to agree, but this guy is right. There over 2x as many people to draw from in in the EU and the EU's tech is just as good as Russia's (barring surface to air missiles.) I don't see how Russia could defeat all of the EU without either foreign help or extreme tactical genius.

Russia
EU wouldn't even defend themselves

Well France just waved the white flag at the mention of this....so I will choose Russia.

No swede wants to join nato. It's very strong opposition agenst nato membership here and with good reason.

One of Trump's criticism of NATO was this fact.

Everyone seems to be concerned that this would lead to Russian aggression in Eastern Europe. No, it wouldn't, because it's only been the Eastern bloc that has consistently met NATO obligations. It would be the rest of Europe that would be without an alliance with the US.

yes we know ypu are traitors of the white race and homeland already you mongrels has always been

No, just your leaders begging us for the gibs. No doubt so they can spend more of their time and money making sure there are as many women's toilets as men's urinals.

Russia probably. EU is too disorganized to be able to mount a good defense. Or atleast not until a large part of Europe have already been taken.

>Sweden declares war on Russia 22/12/2016
>Sweden has been annexed by the Russian Federation on 23/12/2016

There's only one correct answer. You guys are missing the point.

EU wins, because they've got more credit and influence with the international Jew.

They would still lend to Russia, but at exorbitant rates (ie usury).

The international Jew decides who wins the war. It's been this way since the 18th century. It is known.

>A 'Swede' calling anyone a mongrel

Top Kek.

You are wrong. No european country would be dumb enough to let russia occupy whole eastern, northern europe and germany. It would basically make sure they are puppets to russia without power.

Russian paratroopers in London and Rome before lunch time

*swedanistani
ftfy

No the parties governing sweden dosen't want to join either

EU and Russia duke it out.

Serbia wins. Everyone will be too busy to help their weak neighbors.

Maybe we should let them have Germany, thnks to their politicians we are on a sea of shit.

My homeland is America.

>because American aid would be for the Russians

Americans in charge of reading OPs

Russia would lose because Finland

>Fearing Russia
google.com/amp/foreignpolicy.com/2016/05/25/fearing-russian-bear-sweden-inches-toward-nato-finland-moscow-military/amp/

kek

Eastern Europe would put up a valiant fight but be overrun in a week or two. Meanwhile Germany would veto any action using a EU Defense Force because come on it's 2016 and we're progressive enough to talk through things peacefully thank you very much. They will then be invaded and raped like it's 1945. The Russians will then push into France. The French and the British together will be able to hold off the Russians long enough for partisans in Eastern Europe to fuck with their supply lines and turn everything into a quagmire. At this point it turns into an American-Chinese proxy war.

Oh, I know that was in the OP, but the problem is that everyone assumes America would side with the EU. We wouldn't, which is why all of our campaigns in the Middle East, while originally hidden under the veil of removing Soviet influence, have recently been about controlling the flow of oil, specifically to China and Europe, and also removing any threats to the USD's hegemony, which has been threatened by the Euro.

JEWS

>be Europe
>military only works 9 to 5 because muh socialism
>defence ministers are a bunch of strong independent women
>been welfare niggers for half a century off NATO

Yeah russia would steamroll right on into western Germany and to the alps before they hit any meaningful resistance. Euro fags are absolutely delusional if they think otherwise

You are forgeting that eu already has miltary institutions for a grand army. And eu battelgroupes where this system has already been put in to practise. Cooperation would only be a problem in the first instance of the war.

Does EU have enough oil to fight without aid?

EU easily.

why would sweden declare war?

idk, why do you have no casus belli?

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They'd probably gladly kill Russians.

aren't your nation one of the most tolerant and left leaning of whole europe?

>traitors of the white race
That's you achmed

Yeah... I think that pretty much /threads it up.

>Pre-Brexit
EU
>Post-Brexit
Russia

;)

Are you actually that deluded to think Russia wont stroll right through the Baltics/Poland and shit on Germany? You seem to forget these guys have been fighting in conflicts fairly consistently for the past 100 years and have vastly superior numbers. European armies are a joke with zero real experienced fighters.

inb4 you post token NATO soldiers who were in Afghanistan. Congrats on that.

blimey mate, ye lokin tuh anger de buggers?

that's our jewish media trying to force the swedish peoples opinion. It basically one jewish family that ownes all the media in sweden, and they answer to zionist america that's why you se all postive articles about natio in the jews.

>no mad dog

Yes. But the homeland of the white race is europe.

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Good thing I'm 1/64th Cherokee.

These are the only countries I could see who could put up a realistic fight

Finland
Poland
Hungary
Croatia
Romania
mayybe France

everyone else would be too cucked and just prefer to negotiate instead

The question is, why would Russia even bother actually invading any of Europe? They'd just bomb the shit out of the airfields and military bases and call it a day. They don't have the shekels or manpower to occupy even the butthurt belt, let alone the whole EU.

>defence minister acctually meaning something during war

You look at the miltaries higest genral not ministers. And that russian guy has zero miltary experience.

based latvia knows the bear well.
good post.

I think the meme is more getting at how progressive and emasculated your countries are. I highly doubt any of them would have the will to fight nowadays. The Eastern Bloc has will, but shitty resources.

Shut up faggot you and France would surrender to Russia if they went to war. At least the other countries would fight. Truth is without Britain and America the EU would lose. However realistic I think Russia would lose.

>everyone else would be too cucked and just prefer to negotiate instead

This is exactly what would happen. These faggots are too pussified to stand up to a few thousand shit skins, the second they see russian armor they'll shit their pants. I can see Merkel now, "please papa Stalin you can have Germany just let me keep my job and spare the refugees"

Euros are an embarrassment

It depends on Poland, whether they choose muslim importer or old enemy. is there any Polish here? i want to know your opinion, which side you will pick when the war breaks?

They'd probably start putting up signs in Russian before they even got there to make the Russians feel welcome.

If its annihilation war we win in a month. We have megatons worth of high explosive shit sitting in the warehouses.
If its conquest, it's a little bit tricky. Might take a year to finish this.
And either way balts would be exterminated for being an annoying cunts.

Who do you choose? I'm curious because as a westerner it seems like you have more in common with Russia, but I know you guys hate them.

>papa Stalin

Fuck. Meant to say putin. Whatever point still stands

Change it up and throw US, GB, and Australia in the mix. Now what?

Poland would fall in a couple of days

>These faggots are too pussified to stand up to a few thousand shit skins.
There was an Austrian painter who thought along similar lines when he went on an ill-advised excursion to the East. Just replace "shitskins" with "commissars".

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finland is surprisingly hard as fuck

Then Europe loses even faster.

just give spain to africa already

don't you dare touch my balts nigger i'lll fucking come for you

or more realistically america will fuck you and i'll ride their coat tails

No i mean we all side with Europe.

What do you consider losing? If it's the EU invading Russia, then Russia easily wins

Lol no.

I guarantee you that in a EU Russia war Russia would never annihilate the UK. We could quite comfortably fend you off. Reminder that Canadian, Aus and NZ troops would come and help the UK out.

>Vastly superior numbers

can you americans just shutup becuse it's obvioues you know nothing. European army is 3 times larger then the russian one.

>experince

Do you even know what acctuall war between the EU and russia would look like? Becuse i tell you it would be alot of fucking conscripts. And last major russian conflict was in the late 80s in afganisthan. And thoose troops have largely disapeared from the russian forces.

What would happen is very simple EU would stall for time since our econemy(greatest on earth), industry and technolgy is vastly superior to russia. So EU would basically start to mass produce war machines and arms meanwhile holding the frontline. After 1,2 or 3 years a massive counter attack would come which would anhilate the whole of russia.

Except, we wouldn't, as every recent military action by the US has been to eliminate the potential threat that the Euro poses to the USD's hegemony.