All 45 presidents of the US are in a circle in the White House ballroom...

All 45 presidents of the US are in a circle in the White House ballroom. They each pick up a Gerber LHR combat knife and they all proceed to fight to the death.
Who comes in fourth place and why?
I say "fourth" since we all know that third, second, and first would be, in this order:
Andrew Jackson, Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt.

>Lincoln beating Teddy Roosevelt
Madness.

Millard Fillmore obviously

George Washington would be first you bitch!

That shitskin is going to be a stain on the presidential legacy forever. Goddamn it just looks so aesthetically unpleasing with that arbitrary brown fucker on that list

1. Teddy
2. FDR
3. Kennedy
4. Lincoln

>kennedy
had some nasty health issues

fdr the cripple
kek

Eisenhower was hard AF

>Lincoln beating Washington

u.s. grant would probably be a close second , teddy Roosevelt is a fucking beast

fdr didn't have working legs

Lincoln was a wrestler and unnaturally strong. Dunno what hand to hand experience Teddy had though.

1. washington
2. jackson
3. grant
4. teddy
5. regan
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42 obama
43 lincoln

>1 - Jackson
Hard motherfucker actually killed people
>2 - Obama
He's black and one of the youngest we've had, I mean really
>3 - Lincoln
Known for athleticism, but not black or insane
>4 - Washington
Athletic general who went through hell and back
>5 - Teddy
He's good, but a tubby shit which makes him a good target for stabbin'

How is Eisenhower not in your top 3? Wasn't he one of the generals in WW2? Surely he could claim at least 2nd, no?

>FDR the cripple
>JFK the extremely diseased man
Where's Andrew Jackson?

THIS

>generals in ww2 fought
lmao

1. Lincoln
2.Roosevelt
3.Eisenhower
4. Johnson

re-read op's comment. op said:
3rd place: Jackson
2nd place: Lincoln
1st place: Teddy R.

>implying he was always a general

You don't just get that rank, he probably did sum nastay sheit in round 1

1. Jackson
2. Jefferson
3. Madison
4. Washington

this is a good thread.

The whole thing depends on the order of who Andrew slaughters.

>Kenyans are known for their fighting prowess.

You fucking cuck, 70yo trump would probably smash Obama.

Reagan. Mofo got shot and didnt give a fuck.

You know, it's funny.

Having a nigger for a president didn't fully sink in until I just now considered it in the context of a reality-bending presidential death-match.

We really had a nigger for president these last 8 years.

Fuck.

retard alert

Jefferson wouldn't stand a chance. He was a thinker, not a fighter.

He would have still had h2h training when he was younger.

George W. he would go mano y mano with anyone of them and I think, because I actually agree with the OP (though, I would swap 2 and 3), he would come 4th in a 'Battle Royale' scenario.

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all the tall guys and andrew jackson would be targeted first

Don't remind me senpai

peirce

Lyndon Johnson.
Because he was a tough motherfucker.
And you can't mess with Texas or some shit like that.

All these men were pretty tough, but which ones were mean? It takes that to kill a man

I'm thinking Jackson

Obummer would probably be the first in the group to die. I'm assuming most of the former presidents would go into a genocidal rage at the thought of a nigger president

biggest factor is age. life prime? age in office?

I've been fucked up about it since the day he was elected desu

Shit knife is shit. Overpriced trash.

William Henry Harrison

JFK was a bad motherfucker. Washington could fuck a nigger up too but he was old. Ford was drafted to play for the packers at one point but turned them down so he has some physicality but I don't think he has the same killer mindset Jackson or Teddy or Washington do.

Good choices on 1 2 and 3 btw. Lincoln with that reach and sword dueling experience would FUCK some niggers up.

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>Teddy not first

The last four to remain alive would be Andrew Jackson, George Washington, Theodore Roosevelt, and Dwight Eisenhower.

But could Lincoln beat Vince?

grover cleveland teams up with himself and wins it all.

Grant was a competent commander but a piss poor soldier.

The sight of blood made him ill or even made him faint possibly.

nope, just a leaf

We all know teddy would come in 10th

America First!

Dunno about 4th, but Taft would win because nobody could stab him deep enough to reach vital organs.

Obviously not

>Jefferson wouldn't stand a chance.

Not if he takes apart the knife and invents something that would kill motherfuckers more efficiently.

>any of them
>beating Andrew Jackson

lmfao

His old man would wreck him.

Jr. was a coked out pretend pilot.

Senior was a for real WW2 pilot with all the training that entails plus a CIA man.

In fact I would put jr as one of the biggest pussies on the list.

>one of the most famous men of the Civil War, who later became president, with many stories and battles on his belt
>ill at the sight of blood
Literal citation my ass you fuck

Don't you think they would be like 20 presidents that would go for him just because he is a nigger?

Very good point. People are ranking Reagan in the top 5 but he was the oldest prez in his time.

kek

this.
Abe wouldn't be anywhere near the top 5 too

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Oh god the advertisements are expanding

>the guy literally nobody expects

Lincoln

>havING teddy anywhere
Retard

I think he killed vampires too. I saw a documentary about it once.

Fucking Howard Taft

Top 5
>Washington (winner)
>Teddy
>Andy J
>Eisenhower
>Lincoln

Bottom 5
>FDR (first death)
>William Henry Harrison
>JFK
>Carter
>Taft

not even a good question, Trump would be heavyweight champion ez

Dude how do you even compete in a knife fight when dude has a 19 foot reach like that lanky motherfucker?

Plus Lincoln was in an actual sword duel.

LBJ already killed one president, I don't think he'll have a problem with a few more old geezers

Literally not possible

fuck you taft wins always.
Put Grant in the bottom five, the sickly son of a bitch

You meant to say
"Yes, he's a leaf"

He was a major general in the Revolution and 1812.

yea hilarious where the fuck is benjamin franklin?

Sorry, not the Revolution. Though he did kill plenty of Indians.

inventing electricity :^))

They would think he was not a threat.

Nigger JFK swam miles with a burned comrade towed in his teeth and survived the war in the pacific. He was a combat vet and an officer.

Inb4 health problems.

As long as he was stoned out of his mind it was a non issue.

Washington and Jackson both performed superhuman feats in battle.
Even Grant would probably beat Lincoln

Electrocuting turkeys

trips on this?

realistically the presidents would try to talk it out. and George W. was a pretty good talker.

Franklin wasn't a president you literal Nigerian.

In France, fucking whores.

How would obongo fair?

CHECKED, ASSWIPES

Theyd all turn on obongo

Not too good.

Andrew would kill teddy first after realizing that teddy can beat Grant. Grant would immediately team up with Abe who would also be backing Ike.

Ike, Abe, Grant, and Andrew (despite him potentially hating abe) would be the winners.

George, both bushes and Kennedy would be in the top 10.

As for Reagan, he would of been the 5-7th dead simply because of his knees.

But as a bonus i think out of all the hilarious tendencies all the presidents would tell kennedy what happened and let him and Lindon duke it out first. Which Lindon would be gutted like a fish, fat sack of shit globalist.

This. Lincoln was famed for his ridiculous near supernatural strength.

Abe Lincoln would go down like a bitch. He was a skinny ass lawyer with ill-fitting clothes, not a soldier.

Even Carter would beat the shit out of Obama.

kek

Hes not only a nigger, hes the first gay president married to a tranny. Prog af.

he would be first to die due to policy, then everyone else in reverse chronological order for allowing the united states to become so fucked up. Washington an heroes after winning it all.

>Madness
THIS IS AMERICA!
*Kicks you down the well*

He was fucking ripped dude. He chopped wood for his entire childhood, don't let his tall body and boney face mislead you.

>brings a polio victim to a knife fight