Leaf idiots w/ 2 kids hike in Afghanistan, get captured & are hostages now
lol did u see the before pics?
at least theyre not fat anymore
Leafs. When will they learn.
they have irish accents
prolly just got the canadian passport
also what THE FUCK were these retards thinking
fuck i hate morons
The woman is American.
Only the guy is a leaf.
I guess the leaflets might count if they're even his.
good god. Idc what nationality, stupid is a broad fucking spectrum. I've found most other leafs to be good people in general
If leafs want to do this good. But bringing little kids? I fucking HATE LIBERALS GOD DAMN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fuck man my heart breaks for those poor white children
god i wish we could just glass every shitskin nation
neither one should be rescued, only kids. Idc if american
THANKS TRUDEAU
Dude is a Quaker retard. Woman is a burger.
the only fucking rule when you have kids: Don't fucking take them to Iraq, Iran, Saudi, Afghanistan, or Israel.
HOLD UP
>Joshua Boyle is a Canadian hostage held by the Taliban. He is married to Caitlan Coleman having been married to Zaynab Khadr, sister of Omar Khadr.
en.wikipedia.org
HE WAS MARRIED TO THE SISTER OF A JIHADI WHO KILLED CANADIAN SOLDIERS
Leaf(ve) them both
KEK, THIS IS THIS FAGGOT'S EX-WIFE
They were born in captivity you illiterate retards
>en.wikipedia.org
not the fucking parents autist
YOU'RE OUTTA THE WILL, CANADA
no shit the fucking kids didn't take a fucking plane to the middle east for a goddamn hike
The kids were born in captivity, she even might have another that's dead. She went there pregnant which is even more dumb.
>HE WAS MARRIED TO THE SISTER OF A JIHADI WHO KILLED CANADIAN SOLDIERS
Yes. He's a Muslim convert who cucked for Muslims. Now he gets to watch his wife get cucked (gang raped) by Muslims.
Those kids will have the same stupid fucking brain as their dad. Why risk smart lives to save their stupid asses
Oh we're taking the honeymoon to Afghanistan. I heard the hikes are to die for :)
Oh and Afghans will rape those kids too, probably already do. There is no age limit on how young a sex slave can be in Islam, the 9 year old limit applies only to wives you marry, not slaves/concubines.
Fuck em both his ties to a known jihadi get no sympathy with me . They both look to be lying and wtf is wrong with their youngest's forehead and eyebrows has it reverted to a caveman
HWahahha going to the middle east for any other reasons, than colonization/bombing/oil
The wife looks like she gets real nasty.
Is life so good in Canada that they are fed an illusion that the World is just like theirs and only America is the worst country in the world to them?
Fuck this bitch, she gave up any protection she gets as an American when she decided to crossbreed.
LIE WITH A LEAF, DEAL WITH THE GRIEF
>be pregnent
>go hiking
>in fucking afghanistan
This is the future they chose.
No doubt there will be a media outcry about this when the children are eventually beheaded on camera while the parents watch in the background, screaming in pain for their families lives.
The media will blow this up and countries on the European Continent will hold candle light vigils and pray in the streets under gunfire by polite Abu-Hazard while the British and the Greater Commonwealth send the SAS and the SASr to annihilate the mudslimes in their tents at night.
We will somehow be obliged to take in more refugees, especially those with families consisting of two parents and a child, so more radicalised men can force their purchased wives to have a child for them to gain entry into the enemy barracks, so he can slaughter them with his sabre of jihad as they sleep, so the Europeans can hold another candle light vigil while the americans argue about this problem possibly coming to their doorstep as they blame the Europeans for not taking in enough and making this problem disappear before more black voters wake up to the struggle of immigration and decide not to vote Democrat.
I did not capitalise the 'A' in 'americans' as it is too broad of a term to define those citizens living in the USA. I personally call them Stations. It's better than slandering them by calling them Statists and seems appropriate to give them a proper description based on their consumption of simple two lane parallel food travelling extremely fast into them, en masse.
>w/ 2 kids
gonna be 3 real soon
Glad natural selection still run its course.
*record scratch*
Yup, that's me.. I bet your wondering how got in this situation, and how I found myself laying on the ground with a knife in my neck. To tell you the story we have go back.. WAYYYY back
kek, that message at the end sounds like anonymoose. So scared!
>Hmmm I kinda dislike Western culture.. same as Muslims!
>I'm going "hiking" in Afghanistan for "exorcise"
>Ah ha! Look over there, fellow Muslims to join up with
>Guys please stop fuggin my wife
>Guys please stop running mock executive on me every day
This is literally the problem, and I believe it's the same problem in Sweden. We take our high-trust society for granted. When I first traveled to North Africa, I got scammed and ripped off constantly until I finally learned that I could not trust people abroad the way I can back in Canada.
The whole Canadians don't lock their doors isn't just a meme. That's actually true outside of the big cities. Better yet, in the winter, we will leave our cars running unattended to let them warm up, meaning that anyone could steal the car if they wanted.
Thankfully, due to our geography, Canada isn't importing millions of young men from the Sahel like Europe and your cuck country is. We'd be just as unprepared and willing to trust people who come from some of the lowest-trust societies in the world.
A few less fucking leafs to post dumb shit on Sup Forums. Then again, if they were the type to be on Sup Forums then they would probably at least be smart enough not to take their toddlers to FUCKING AFGHANISTAN!
Sad. But they deserve it. Mohammed says so.
Wait, the kids look different ages. She was pregnant when she went over, then the husband knocked her up again?
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
fucking retards deserve to get tortured. really feel bad for those kids though.
Probably were thinking "hey, I'm a good, normal person, and I'll just be friendly and reasonable and nobody will fuck with me because that would be like kicking a puppy! Everything will work out!"
Well we can see how it worked out.
The crazy part is when whites come to visit Asia (any country apart from the developed islands)
They somehow miss the fact the every home has at least 3 layers of doors and most importantly, the yard and the car in it, is fenced/ walled/ barb-wired
dam she bad
Well she says her own kids have seen her "defiled" so they might be rape babies.
Take the two little boys, give them to adoptive White parents. Let the leftists live out their days in hell.
>Get high on liberalism
>convert to Islam because le blue pill beckons
>go to Afghanistan to help organize mostly peaceful resistance
>get captured and held hostage by savages
>never saw it coming because Islam is a religion of peace
I wish more liberals would consider hiking in Afghanistan, really.
I grew in a third world shithole. one of the things I learned from observing tourists and my american/canadian professors was how they always seemed to be oblivious about the situation surrounding them. They would always be distracted by something, or when they walked they had their gaze set low without any regard of who's behind them or what they're walking into when going through a door.
As I a leaf I suggest we take two of theirs. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more. Then we take two more.
then we kill them.
>flash back to scene of his wife getting railed by a nigger
WAIT, NOT THAT FAR
That's the spirit
>Married to a small dick white canadian cuckold
>Get raped for 4 years by big darkskin cock
>Cum so many times and so hard from the strong touch and forceful cock of a real man that the cervix opens up
>He fires all his semen directly into the ovaries like bursts fired from his AK47 and doesnt let a single sperm miss the egg
>Don't get pregnant and give birth to superior genetics mixed race babies
Confirmed fake
Get the rake
Do not respond to leafs EVER
Haha I went scuba diving in the Bay Islands of Honduras (which are decently safe), but I stayed a bit on the mainland and it got surreal. The locals kept reassuring me that it was safe, that everything was safe.
Hostel owner kept telling me that everything was safe, as he warns me to stay inside so he can take his shotgun and meet the pizza guy at the gate of a ten foot high concrete wall with barbed wire, to pick up my pizza for me. Then he continues to tell me that it's safe as he recommends that I book a particular bus company because it has a jeep full of armed guards escorting the bus so that I don't get robbed by highwaymen. Like shit, you motherfuckers have no idea what the word safe means.
>pizza
Underage get out
I grew up in San Pedro Sula. That's what safety is. You give most of your freedom because you are surrounded by subhumans. It's the only way that you won't get injured. You're confusing safety with free.
eh fuck it. They ain't ours.
The only reason people go to these shitholes to hike is for the simple fact that it's in Afghanistan or Pakistan so they can brag to their liberal friends that they went hiking there.
From a temperature, elevation, terrain point there are the exact same hikes in the continental US which would be much cheaper and safer. The only reason they go to these countries to hike is for the edginess factor.
I might have a little sympathy if it were a world travelled hiker who was simply looking for last places he hadn't been yet, but look at these fat fucks. They hadn't hiked anything and decided to take their fuckin kids to Afghanistan. Fuck them.
lol who cares, stop going on vacation in third world shitholes. Durrrrrrr
Older ones are, 30+ I'd say. Anyone in their 20s and under is a fucking dick, arrogant, rude, selfish cunt.
read the man's wikipedia page before shitposting. It's just two paragraphs.
they converted to islam and betrayed their own race, and they got GOD's punishment
I don't understand why people have a desire to travel to "exotic" 3rd world shitholes. If you were born in the west, congratulations, you won. Stay in the fucking west
wow, they look they are in great shape, avid hikers.
Wow the Taliban production quality really sucks, no wonder the IS dominated the terror video awards this year.
Are they even trying, they better buy a new camera and some sfx guys from the money Trudeau pays them.
Oh there is a God. Praise Christ
Canada has been worse than Sweden for a long time now.
Have fun with our Mexicans.
for fucks sake. they didn;t go out there for hiking. From his wiki:
>Boyle had a long standing interest in Islamic terrorism boasting in 2009 that “anything related to terrorism on Wikipedia, I wrote, pretty much.” He took an interest in the Gitmo detainee, Omar Khadr and married Omar's sister Zaynab Khadr in 2009 becoming her third husband. At the time Boyle was a practicing Muslim taking prayer breaks at work at appropriate times. He expressed interest in doing humanitarian work in places known to be dangerous.[3]
"Hey kids, pack your bags! We're going on a family vacation to Afghanistan!"
They're born during the 'trip'
FOUR YEARS?!?!?!?!
THEY'RE NEVER GETTING OUT.
>“anything related to terrorism on Wikipedia, I wrote, pretty much.”
No wonder wiki feels like a cuck wrote it.
Nah, I'm not confused. I know what he meant. It was just an interesting contrast to the blithe attitudes of Canadians. It's a shame because most of the Hondurans I met were warm and hospitable bros. It's surreal to see the measures necessary to maintain security.
They should have suspected that the indigenous mountain people of a country America has been occupying for the jews for over a decade might be holding a grudge , and treating it like a new national park / nature reserve was/is abad plan
They really are the prototypical leaf posters though, completely naive and arrogant in their naivety to the point where they would go hiking with the taliban with their wife , just to try to get back at Sup Forums for saying "sandnigger"
I hope fate finds a way to greet all leaf posters as it has found with this couple
>(((Breitbart)))
Confirmed fake
after watching the video I'm convinced these people aren't hostages and are somehow in on it, maybe they will split the hostage money.
Nobody in that situation talks like this, there is no sense of urgency or fear in their eyes. Also no one would ever belittle their captures by calling them monkeys.
This was rehearsed and agreed upon, I doubt the woman was even raped. They are faking, I guarantee it.
I had an armed escort in a bulletproof truck every day to and from school. Go home, the gates opened, we drove in, the gates closed. Then I was confined to the area within those walls. Could not go anywhere before checking with at least three different people, and being clear who, where and when I'd be meeting. Shit was ridiculous.
The guy is an American Mennonite who married Omar Khadr's sister and converted to islam. He divorced her and then married the girl in the video. They both traveled to Afghanistan in 2012 for some hippy humanitarian bullshit and then got caught by the taliban and have been held in captivity ever since. She had her children in captivity, which is why they look so calm.
That American is a fucking cucklord of the highest degree and you can tell that she wants to leave his fucking ass for getting her into this mess.
I was thinking about this the other day, but I think they are just being pompous Canadians, harboring superiority complexes as sort of their last bastion of self-determination and it's the cuck's only display of strength to disparage their captors who probably barely understand english
I agree this sort of defense mechanism comes off very badly for them and does seem fake at first glance , but that leaf posting sort of smug self assertion even in the face of being cucked every night is exactly what is failiar about the Sup Forums leaf poster
the guy went to my highschool
a lot of christians there didn't realize the world isn't a good place, and their charity travelling NGO trips are somewhere between useless and reminiscent of soft power missionary colonialism
when i first heard about the hiking shit i thought he might have been a scout for CIA/JTF2 embedded deep. Is it possible that is still the case?
the hiking shit is just too dumb
Holy fuck that's hardcore. But see, you have actual perspective about how a lot of the world operates. You wouldn't be naively hiking in Afghanistan thinking that because you converted to Islam everyone was going to be your bro. We take that shit for granted in Canada.
On the plus side, four years of captivity has done wonders for their health.
Let them be killed. We need to thin the herd of stupid people.
No you fucking cunt, Canadians are the same as americans, the majority of us are rednecks and alcoholics. Most of us drive trucks and fuck bitches, bla bla bla. What you see on Sup Forums is just us trolling you, nobody is that leftist. We are basically the same.
I am good at reading people, these people are faking.
Ger raped britcuck
"Rabies".
the guy is the canadian , very pathetic of you to try to claim otherwise leaf
this is the fate of all women who marry a canadian cuck
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for once it isn't an American.
>(record scratch)
>you're probably wondering how we lost all this weight.
Or how about no one should go to the middle east
what if the taliban keep making them have children, and then make their children have children, until they haven an entire crowd of white captors to bargain with ?
the script is very strange
wtf is going on?
I know you do, and to be honest, I'm jealous. I wish I didn't have that perspective. Being outside makes me anxious, to the point that I obsessively look at people as they enter an establishment I'm in, ask for proof and receipts from people that end up getting offended in my distrust of them (it's just habit), or simply tune out a conversation halfway through because a group of four 20 something men walked by.
I'm beginning to see a pattern emerging...
Stupid nu-male
He was born and raised in America to mennonite parents. It's on his wikipedia page. He got Canadian citizenship by doing a marriage scam with Omar Khadr's sister. She's had 4 husbands already in order to commit marriage fraud and grant the husband citizenship.
some afghans are >white
maybe the younger kid isnt his
>hiking in afghanistan
lel
>became devote muslim, taking regular breaks from work to pray
>married the sister of a Guantanamo prisoner
>Wanted to do charity in "dangerous places"
>>>>>>>>>>Hiking
en.wikipedia.org