AMERICUNTS

Get 50,000 of you american shitbags who want to be president.

Drop you in the nevada desert with a tazer and some pcp

Last cunt standing is president.

Vice President is the same, 50,000 shitbags, 50,000 tazer and 50,000 PCPs and its FUCKEN ON.

Last cunt standing is vice president.

Etc....

Put the fucken lot on free to air TV

ONE FUCKEN WINNER - ELECTION OVER

None of this "hillary won" or "trump lost" shit you fucken shit posters

You cunts say that canadians and aussies are shit posters.

Look at the catalog. all hillary and trump SHIT.

TELL MY THIS ISNT THE BEST IDEA EVA YOU CUNTS

Can someone please translate i don't speak kangaroo

what im sayin is i got my cock stuck in this roo and i cant get it out

what about the idea cunt

>tfw when own the Taser x12 shotgun

good luck

Well I mean, if the US was a prehistoric tribe then i bet this would work fine, but considering we dont choose our leaders based on combat ability then I don't think this would pan out too well.

standard tazer you cheating shitbag

what you got now is good? pan out he says.

Yeah, we've been electing presidents like this for a couple hundred years now, seems like it's doing alright

>throw 50,000 convicts on a shithole island no real humans ever wanted to inhabit
>the ones not killed by poisonous spiders get shitposting rights on Sup Forums

what about ford? wanst he a useless shitbag?

>shitposting rights on Sup Forums
already got those shitbag

I apologize. Spiders are venomous not poisonous

Not every president is a hit

watch out for these cunts.

one bite and your fucked.

I thought we had it bad

forgot pic

THIS MUST BE WHAT A NEWFAG AUSSIE SOUNDS LIKE.

you and your pissy little pissy thing there

>this thread

>this much worth

also, best thread on Sup Forums

>prove me wrong

>it could go anywhere

Jesus Christ Australia get your newcunts under control

top tier shitpost