I wish I was British
I wish I was British
Christopher Morgan
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Oliver Cox
I wish I was white
Chase Taylor
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Liam Gonzalez
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Tyler King
I wish you were white too.
James Lewis
Same
Noah White
IKTF, bro. I unironically want to move to London and live in an overpriced closet. London, and England as a whole, feels like my spiritual home.
Benjamin Sullivan
what, fat, stupid, ugly and bad toofs and married to one the same and 3 kids the same.
Logan Hughes
Why?
Carson Williams
You people are fucking embarrassing.
Isaiah Reyes
Haha just kidding, fuck your country
USA #1
Britbongs btfo
Jonathan Wright
>the shitposter
Ryder Collins
Did you really think I hate my own country? Silly goy.
You will never know my true alignment, fellow countryman.
Anthony Bailey
>wait until you think we're all asleep to make the thread so we don't see it
Yeah, I noticed. Why so tsundere yankee-kun?
Jonathan Bailey
You will never understand what it really means to be British.
Dylan Phillips
I have no friends, from Yurop.
Will you be my Yuro friend?
Wyatt Young
>tfw I wish I could shart in mart
Jason Price
>shaving your private part hair bufferzone
That is, not very wise.
Connor Cruz
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Joseph Gonzalez
You know I was looking for that image on Sup Forums but I couldn't find it.
Thanks for letting me have it once again, I really do appreciate it, Nigel.
Asher Thompson
Nice 6" pencil dick faggot.
Gabriel Smith
GAY KEK-- Oh of course, it's Sweden.
Carson Torres
It's pretty wise if you want anybody to suck your cock.
Cameron Hill
>tfw live in the second most normalfag country on earth
Colton Wilson
>Ywn be able to shit yourself whilst at the pick n mix in tescos
feels bad
Nicholas Russell
Yes well, shaving pubes just makes it itchy so I would prefer not to do that tyvm, Nigel.
Blake Williams
Will you be my friend, sir?
Adrian Kelly
Shave with the grain, splash with cold water, apply Aloe Vera. Simple.
Elijah Mitchell
Only like first time you do it
Wyatt Phillips
Seems too time consuming.
Noah Martin
I got really embarrassed when I read that some Americans wanted a monarchy instead of Trump's presidency. Sometimes I feel like I know your history and constitution better than half of Americans and I get genuinely irked when I see someone burn the flag or try to ban guns...
Nicholas Hall
Yeah... no.
Cameron Hall
>be a swedish male
>shave your pubes
>expect to get ladies
>get none because they're all sucking achmed's cock
>literally wasted shaving your pubes
I feel sorry for you, Sven.
Robert Jones
No you don't.
Matthew Nguyen
Forgot pic
Isaac Lee
Do you enjoy listening to 99 luftballons?
David Garcia
I wish I was American. Wait a minute, I'm Canadian. I can shitpost better than my neighbors in the South.
Ian Morales
No thread can ever escape the american cuckfetish fantasies
not even in a anglo pencil dick thread
Henry Turner
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Joseph Ward
I got really embarassed when I read that some Britons wanted a presidency instead of a constitutional monarchy. Sometimes I feel like I know your history and Magna Carta better than half of Britons and I get genuinely irked when I see someone cherish the flag or allow guns