ITT: cringeworthy things people from your country do

ITT: cringeworthy things people from your country do
>pay almost $1000 for a gram of heavily diluted 'cocaine'

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>tip someone $5 for pouring a beer

>take out a ridicolous amount of tic (drug debt) that they can't pay, don't sell any of the drugs and just take them instead. Almost get stabbed and attempt to sell their car. Repeat cycle every week.

>marry swedes

>calling a chicken parmigiana a parma instead of a parmy, fucking heresy

Get shit by a cop

Elect Donald Trump as prez

Coke is $1000 in Australia? Holy crap...Its $80 here (Vancouver)

Vote for Merkel.

why not just get the drug dealer arrested?

1.3-5 for an eight ball

People who say prez instead of president

>have a meme minister

at least our weed is really good In SA at least

I buy coke from a Mexican $60 a gram and it's high quality.

Complain about the electoral college.

>eat fast food because they claim eating healthy is too expensive
>spends $6 on a coffee at starbucks

>1 gram of blow
>ever paying more than $350

Fuckn what m8s?

Hi fellow vancouver user.

STOP DOING COKE

>make reddit
>make tumblr
>accept Frankfurt school ideas
>spread Jewish influence

>Watch (((reality TV)))
>Own "selfie sticks"
>Be fat
>Be stupid
>Watch (((sports)))

Put leaves on Peru flags we bought in bulk from China and then declare them a national symbol.

$1000 a gram you say?

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ever paying more than $40

Parmy sounds like it was named by a girl. Parma has a much more masculine ring to it, which is ironic because as far as I know it's mainly us Melbourne cunts that call it a parma

>passable trap wants $1000 for sex

very few people in australia have even tried cocaine, in an amount enough to give any noticeable effect anyways.
the gram you are buying probably equates to 0.1g of american coke, which is already cut anyway.

>have a flag that looks like fucking toothpaste
Also coke is like $45 and its good shit you just need to know people

No one would do that. No one snitches on eachother really

Trigger Sup Forums with weak lefty memes to provoke LEAF responses.

Voting for cucked justin

$1000, $350 is the industry standard.

>90% of families are not atomic and dysfunctional
>all sorts of social ills result from this
>sister thought using meth was a good idea

maybe if ur a pushover cunt that gets rolled by dealers

$150/g for 40% coke in perth
west coast best coast

>No one would do that. No one snitches on eachother really
its 2016, and this is real life, not a movie or GTA san andreas.

40% you say??

I've seen more cocaine than any of you people at one time.

if you'd ever consider snitching on a dealer even if they're selling smack to single mothers you should kys

gotta hustle

Nissan Skylines.

ye fukn good shit but thats only the 1 guy i know selling it for cheap

>Vote for a muslim mayor in our capital
>raise their kids to be either chavs or chavettes

We tried to send you 2 whores with some but you niggas straight arrested them

Check out Tony Montana over here you guys

If they're enough of a moron to actually get done from one tip off they probably weren't going to last long in the business anyway.

All that coke bagged and checked as evidence must be difficult to resist.

Used to sniff them BIRDS

>Cut infants foreskins off because muh cuckstianity

So raw it will make you vomit if you're not used to it.

>Parma ends in A words ending in a are feminine checkmate atheist

Geez, farkin hell, it's $350 here from jumped on shite. Haven't had any good coke for over 3 years now, thd good shit suddenly dried up in mid-2013, maybe had something to do with Silk Road being taken offline.

Fpbp

I fucking hate tipping culture in USA

Lmao. Just lmao.

Plesse send to ausbro

i dont do drugs m8 ;)

check out Mr.Pink over here lads

you sound like a 13 year old wigger, stop embarrassing yourself.
>not calling crime stoppers at least once a week

>he thinks his weed is good

lol

You mean Judaism

you mean Tony blundetto

not circumcising me was probably the most red pilled things my father ever did

But on the other hand it usually kills you these days in vancouver

You're probably the type of person that keeps their eyes to the ground when you walk pasta group of 15 year olds wearing Air Tns

you deserve a stanley in your side

Mate Don't knock till you've tried it

>Complain about the electoral college.

Cringy af indeed :^)

get sober man.

But he didn't win the popular vote, so the only people who truly elected him were the handful in the electoral college

you must be an ice addict or someone you know is a small time dealer or something.
why else would you defend degenerate drug dealers?

So this is an 18+ board, you're gonna have to go

Checked

Also not an argument. Punk was right

Especially when they're selling shitty "coke"

k

Pink * was right

Cheers m8, was never a junkie. Once you get past a certain age staying out till 3am on Friday and Saturday nights is difficult, a bit of coke helps me get through the night, keeps me awake and if it's good shit, then I feel like I own that place.

>1000 for a gram
Whats with Australia and expensive shit

Tipping culture is utterly ridiculous right now. As it stands, we ate at a restaurant and spent $200. I was supposed to tip the waiter $40 even though she showed up at our table a total of 3 times. She came to get drink orders, real orders, and bring the food. I ended up leaving her $10 and later had a family member freak out on me after finding out. Just pay the waiters the normal wage and make the price of the food reflect that.

I have a hard time believing it's nearly as good as our bc shit. In jail all you have to smoke in a tiny little sliver and you're good. Jail weed is some of the best weed I've smoked.

jesus what? we get like 60-80% coke for 60-100 euros here.

given we are close to the netherlands and they rain down drugs on us.

What the fuck why not just a parm? Aussies are fucked up man...

>shitty coke
40% is good af in aus dumbcunt

>calling me a shard addict
kys

put up funny christmas lights

Resist the rake.

that is still waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much mate.
Just take something else. Or move somewhere not as remote.

Or take my advice, stay with beer and weed, that fits aussies the most.

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>where do I start
>moving ahead in life is more about putting the ones around us down rather than us moving up
>gyppos
>goes abroad buys audis and bmws, his house is from clay bricks
>gypsy music is the most popular type of music in the country, it's basically hillbilly rap

300/g here on far north coast..

>40%
>good

You're adorable

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When I was in Prague in 2006 some gypsy tried to persuade me to buy some "charlie" for 30 euro's, I was like fuck off cigane...true story bro.

It's 60/g in Chicago for fire

must be a nigger

Wear crocs to a wedding.

10 euros for a single waiter is fucking fine, no matter how high the check was.

I used to be a waiter and even if every table only gave 1 or 2 euros tip id still have more than a hundred euros in tips on one day alone.

lmao what? 60 bucks for gram of raw on east coast here. 50 for dope. dont do dope tho, that shits for slumbox licksss

>$1000 for shit coke

Jesus Christ. ToTL fish-scale shit here is like $40/g. Regardless, fuck that substance; shit is for cunts.

I don't do coke I just buy drugs from people that sell most things, have some really nice LSD vials going around for 700..15/drop

You're serious??

Its 90/g here for AAA 70/80/g for AA

Elect a female president

100 quid for the best coke here.

A gram*