BTFO HOLLYWOOD KIKES

Is Warhammer 40K the most based fantasy Universe?

>Racist as fuck
>Xenophobic
>Hatred towards mutants,heretics and other abominations
>Inquisition
>Killing and burning heretics
>Religious fanatism
>Militaristic
>Theocratic
>Genocidal
>Totalitarian regimes

I believe this the reason we haven't seen a blockbuster film by the kikes on Hollywood and we only have seen bullshit like the romance shit Star Wars

Redpill me on Warhammer

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>Commie taus
>Anti-science
>(((rogue traders)))

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How do I into Warhammer.

I always wanted to get into it cos as a kid I was mass jelly of this kid who used to have a bunch of the miniatures. could never get into em as a kid cos stupidly expensive

don't

If you want to learn about the universe there are plenty of videos like this.They will introduce you to the universe pretty well

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>straya
>wants to get into warhammer

HAHAHAHAHAA matey. You better start smoking crack rather than buying GW crap at australian prices

kek has spoken.

praise

>one more newfag discovered WH
Go to /tg.

FOR THE EMPEROR!

The Emperor protects and through those methods humanity has survived an onslaught of horrors that would have made liberal cunts extinct.

>ruskie gypsie calling me newfag while i am here from 2009

kys liberal shit

Reminder that much like Judge Dredd, 40k lore was originally intended as satire

Chinacast

Rogue traders are privateers not kikes

>Hong Bong
>affording GW
M8 they rape your ass on prices down there

It's garbage.

Are you drunk or stoned, t*rk rape baby?

It's also a miserable fucking existence. The whole point of 40K is it's a shit-tier universe with all that fanaticism in play.

t. literall shitskit mongoloid sperm

It's associated with trump

so its shit

>"Commie tau"
>He cannot acknowledge a Platonic Republic when he sees one
I shiggy diggy, gue'la.

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Warhammer is the most redpilled sci-fi universe.
But it may change in the futur, because of liberals.

U WOT MATE?

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>so angry can't even press keys right way
BTFO
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No calm down and get some fap, kid.

What funny about Warhammer 40k is that even the most bluepilled faction in the game is pretty based by our standards.

>2009
>not a newfag
If you weren't here for Sup Forums alpha 0.3 in 1999 you will forever be a newfag

....its...that..old?

Do they worship and venerate the Emperor? If not then they are heretical xenos scum that deserve to be destroyed.

I am here from 2005 though.I said about Sup Forums which introduced in 2009

DID SOMEONE SAY 40K THREAD

>tau are based

Get that dark eldar abo dick out of your heretic strayan mouth.

We allow you to embrace the Reformist Church of the Emperor of the Greatest Good in the t'au empire, goy-I mean gue'vesa.

Pay debts fag. Go suck a turk dick for money.

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Die in the firestorm of a thousand Baneblades, heretic.

We shall purge your kind.

Tfw DOW 3 dropping soon
How does it feel to being able to play THE BASEDNESS of science fiction ITSELF soon, lads?

Why would I ever go on the internet and tell lies?
Who does that?

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anti-science only because man's technology got super insane and its safer just to look for the scraps xD

Emperor is overrated. I prefer a Hitler of 40k.

Just read the novels

Warhammer 40K is supposed to be a parody.

Oh snap I have been goofed

>he wasn't on the Sup Forums BBS in the late 80's

kys immediately

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>>"Commie tau"

>only exist because weaboo faggots cannot stop buying gundum suits
>would have gone the way of the squat since they don't fit the universe at all

git out

Die heretic. The only thong you deserve is a bolter round to the skull. Kys and do humanity a favor.

AGP?
youtube.com/watch?v=FxDbMktDlvM

>>only exist because weaboo faggots cannot stop buying gundum suits
>FW bread and butter are imperial titans and knights
McFucking charge yourself against the tyrannid fleet

test

>mark of Khorne

Fucking leaf.

"Imperium" of Man:
> Fear, ignorance, superstition
> Short life toiling for uncaring rulers
> Forced to hate and kill others
> Only one religion tolerated

Enlightened Tau Empire:
> Compassion, education, science
> Long meaningful life striving to better the existence of your loved ones and all species
> Diversity is our strength
> All religions tolerated

Keep trying, Imperials

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>can't into melee

:^)

>>mark of Khorne

Can into melee

:^)

Back to retarditt with you, liberal.

You forgot

>cucked by ethereal caste
>sends MULTIPLE diplomats to tyranids

>Forgetting the most important one
>Exterminatus

fucking straya
few years late to the party m8

>not wanting to kill everything in sight makes you a liberal
Imperial education, everyone

One of my favorite things about the Imperium is that the Imperial Cult is all about being proud of being a human. Are there even any religions in existence today where you are supposed to be proud of your humanity?

Here's why they don't make "Warhammer" movies:

If "Avatar" took place in the "Warhammer" universe: The humans would have laughed at the pathetic Na'vi savages as they turned Pandora into a smoking cinder that was lifeless and therefore easier to mine.

>Farsight goes with a bigass sword
>Aun'shi goes with a double edge spear
>Aun'va has two melee bulls

Loving
Every
Laugh

Thats a few out of fanfics and one is Chaos corrupted.

it's too kitschy even for normies

>Non-Tau are second-class citizens
>Reeducation camps
>Uses sterilisation
>Puts it's native population's well-being before others
>Keeps the different species of their empire isolated from each other
>Not afraid to use force or even committ outright genocide to prove a point
How are the Tau not based?

You're thinking of Rogue Trader. All of the editions after that aren't.

Farsight sword is of necron origin.

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>Being a non human
>Not believing in the God Emperor

HERESY!!!

>lets all be friends -the race

Personally, a race whose elitetroops will get their ass handed to them by cultists is an obviously shitty choice in a universe that runs on conflict. Besides, if you want love and compassion, choose pic related because nurgle is love.

>Pretends to be pro-human
>Posts pics of famous easy-to-corrupt inhuman mutants

I have a melta fuel canister with your name somewhere

>The BT is coming for you heretic

>eradicates all non-humans
>eradicates heretics
>exterminatus as needed, points are for chainswords
>maintains absolute control
>Inquisition to root out heretics
>dedication to die for the emperor
>lethal threat from Guard or Space Marines
>takes no shit from any other race
>colonizes and conquers where seen fit


That's based. Fuckoff with your heresy.

youtu.be/YiJoF1KDLOg

Your skin will make a fine cloak!

You forgot the most important asset.

Imperial Navy.

When is pol gonna man up and play deathwatch together and just replace Xenos with immigrants

>too fragile to fight in the Eye of Terror
>never stomped a Black Crusade

These heretics think they're people!

>you'll never be Grey Knights

True. Thank you, user.

Nigga at this point we are the eldar

>great civilization that once held all of the known world
>got lazy and self-complacent then degenerated
>managed to create a chaos God of degeneracy
>lost everything
>now there are "dark" eldar who enjoy torture, backstabbing, pain and race mixing
>the left over eldar have become lost with no homeland, falling birth rates, fighting a lost war, remembering their ancestors
>a single eldar is vastly more powerful than a human roach but there are just so little of them
>the only ones that seem fairly happy we're those Amish-like that fucked off and went farming but they get beaten up left and right

It's a sad thing to see.

Slaanesh is a feminist.

I'm still pissed about BFG not being a thing anymore.

There a vidya game out on steam, a phone game, and you can still buy the minis on eBay.
It's over because you don't try user.

Poor fag

Use eBay. I get most of my stuff from there.

Its supposed to be dystopian, as well as a tongue in cheek setting.

Unfortunately autists can't seem to grasp this.

Yea the game's alright.

Trying to get a huge chink recast order placed with a few friends, but the little gook is being a pain in the ass.

It's called "humanity fuck yeah" on /tg/, you can always start a topic about it and have some juicy copy pasta.

Its a self contradicting, retconned, pulsating clusterfuck that manages to work somehow.

Tau is Space Commie China, user.

>Commie taus
the greater good is literally the incarnation of national socialism

>Aun'va had two bulls to fuck his wife
Faggot

>muh greater good

Removes xenos

Can't spell "xeno" without "no"

your face when humans are the high gravity death worlders of our universe and we're wasting away our potential on fucking multi-culti bullshit. 40k was right: "An open mind is like a fortress with its gate unbarred and unguarded"

>He doesn't realise the Imperium are the bad guys

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>what is Tricatholicism?

>God (three "faces": creator preserver and destroyer)
>ancestor veneration
>animism

Our core tenet is that mankind must survive, expand, and thrive.

Humanity is the apex, sculpted by the hand of God. Our ancestors, joined with the godhead in paradise, are worthy of veneration (not worship) as well.

The spirits have existed since time immemorial, and are ideals, constructs, emotion, and natural forces given religious form. They are shadows (think the men in a cave metaphor) of God

By the Emperor I see some heresy in this thread

It's not anti-science when there are actual daemons floating around and being an atheist means you become soul munchies because you didn't believe in Gellar fields.