Somewhat recently came out of a 3 year coma...what the fuck happened?!

Somewhat recently came out of a 3 year coma...what the fuck happened?!

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=EF4Ll15ENgA
youtube.com/watch?v=zT0Rjc6jKCg
youtu.be/RE-uhXKO-nk
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piggate
youtube.com/watch?v=y-Yszp3SmxE
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Somewhat? You halfway still in it?

russian hackers

>what the fuck happened?!
You should be answering this question. Why were you in a coma?

You're a dick but I like you

Girlfriend at the time had a car accident with me in it. She got out of it fine, me not so much.

go back to sleep

It all started with this fucking gorilla

black guy moves US forces from Japan, gives China control over seas, promotes saudi royals and cuban dictators

US is over.

Trump is like Superman in Superman 1

No pussy whipped, mommy crying, piece of feminist shit.

You woke up just in time, faggot

Police probably beat him over the head for using a butter knife to spread butter on his tea biscuits.

Cameron fucked a pig, Tories are in charge, you're leaving the EU, Real-Estate highwayrobber Donald Trump is president (yeah, the one being famous for Gold courses and bankruptcy), someone shot Harambe, Pakis rule London and therefor all British, Niggers rule the US, Ottomans the rest of Europe. Go back to sleep.

*golf. But don't dismiss the typo just yet.

Kek

>Girlfriend at the time had a car accident with me in it. She got out of it fine, me not so much.

Let me guess.. you opened up your relationship after your girlfriend put you in a coma..

>Cameron fucked a pig
That was from a tv show m8.

>tfw i will never fall into comfy coma

Europe got absorbed by africa and the middle east and america meme'd donald trump into the white house while Australia is sinking into the ocean.

proofs pls

also: You werent in a coma. you just switched to our timeline and cant remember the last 3 years because of that.

Welcome to the party faggot.

Bwahaha

Alot nigger, TRUMP is president even though the entire world ((((((()))))))) tried to stop it

youtube.com/watch?v=EF4Ll15ENgA

...please be real.

You missed out on the great meme war of 2016.
Sucks to be u OP

Germany did something horrible to themselves and to the rest of Europe

Btw, we worship an ancient frog god now.

He blesses us and our posts from time to time and shows us the truth and the way. His memes are the most powerful memes ever seen.

And no I'm not joking. Be careful

Brexit referendum has been won by the Leave campaign, UK will be sovereign again but the tory gouvernment is being a complete tit about it.
Nigel Farage became best mates with Donald Trump, the Nationalist president-elect of the USA and soon to be inaugurated.

Communism is under siege, SJWs are scorned throughout the world by everyone, Russia keeps getting shat on for not being communist anymore by lefties like Obama, Hillary Clinton, etc. when in fact it's a white nationalist secular state with a strong Christian tradition.

Japan amended its constitution and can now have its own dedicated army again for the purpose of defending both itself and any or all of its allies, basically Japan Strong Again.
China has been building artificial islands in international waters in the South China Sea, using them as military bases and military airfields. This is what prompted Japan's constitutional amendment.
South Korea has the most publicly corrupt gouvernment of all time. A group of globalist women was telling the president what to do, controlling the country. This has been admitted by the president herself.

Europe is fucked. Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany has opened the borders to refugees from all around the world. We're told that they're all Syrian women and children, but reality shows that 80% of the refugees are military-aged men, over half of whom are bonafide niggers.
They're all Islamic though, and over the last few years there have been several terrorist attacks against white Europeans and most recently against Christianity.
>Why do the refugees come here?
To collect benefits, rape our women and children, to destroy Europe, and to spread Islam.
Also, the Syrian Civil War. Thank God Assad is holding strong with Russia's help.

We accidentally summoned a old Egyptian god powered by memes that communicates with us with repeating numbers on posts. Like yours, OP.

this, there's a lot you've missed OP

...

I woke up and found out she moved on to someone else after like 6 months. I wouldn't be as mad if it wasn't for the fact she caused the accident in the first place. We met up and she said she still loved me but wouldn't want to leave her new man. I still love her but I wouldn't want to be with her now after all thats happened.

perfect meme

Is that a real screencap?

WHO IS KEK AND WHY SHOULD I PRAISE HIM?!

I just came out of a 10 year coma what's going on ?

He's an Egyptian God of Chaos whose divine connection with repeating numbers on this board has swung the American elections in the favour of nationalism.

Best meme since Millhouse.

we also built this.

WELCOME TO THE NEW TIMELINE

while you were asleep, Sup Forums won the meme war by harnessing the power of kek. we meme'd so hard that trump became president. still not sure if that was a good idea or not

What's the last meme you remember and the last anime you watched?

>Girlfriend at the time
She didn't bother waiting after knocking you unconscious?

How does your body feel? I imagine it's really weak from 3 years of unuse.

Any Journos lurking should take note. This is how you interview Sup Forums: shitposting.

Also Mr. Winkle, the news shows up sometimes and then shitposts badly in articles about their experience.

About a year to 18 months ago Sup Forums discovered that memes were shaping our reality, weaving the very fabric of our existance. Meme magic was born.
Then some user discovered Kek, the ancient Egyptian frog-god of chaos, and a cult of Kek worshippers was born. It was all fun and games at first but shit got all too real and I think the majority of pol/ will now admit that Kek and meme magic got Donald Trump the election. It is so bizarre tat many believe we have created an alternate timeline- the Trump universe.

You're lucky you didn't end up in the Hillary universe user. You are welcome.

Kek speaks to us with repeating 7s. This is well-accepted fact at this point.

nothing, madoka was the last good anime

Thunderdome?

He still sexually violated a severed pig's head though.

Can't we all just get Beyond Thunderdome?

we became the jews
we control the world nao
praise kek

Lots of stuff.

...

Neutrino detector. Space magic science shit. It's amazing.

It took a long time for me to fully 'recover' and even then I wouldn't call it that. From what I was told everyone reacts slightly differently to recovering and some people come out of it fine with no issues while others never fully recover. I'm fairly lucky as I have a bit of muscle ache still but not a huge amount of problems getting around.

What I will say is it makes it much harder to watch any show where a character wakes up from a coma like nothings happened.

youtube.com/watch?v=zT0Rjc6jKCg

As long as your arse is still intact

Germany is officially the Islamrepublik Deutschland ever since they elected that Die Linke guy who said that Islam is next evolution past capitalism and every bought it.

Did you dream while you were in the coma?

Have you heard about Tay?

Microsoft created an AI chatbot and released it on tweeter. It was programmed to be a teenage girl. She quickly (within minutes, really) became the most based, red-pilled ally we ever had. Then Msoft gave her a labotomy.

not much

go back to Sup Forums

Wrong image

So we got Beyond Thunderdome then?

No, you didn't

Germany has been completely overrun with muslims, not kidding
one such example

You're still apart of humanity problem,not its solution.

I got Beyond your Thunderdome brah >;^)

Proofs, post medical cert. with timestamp.

Why the fuck would you go on pol after a 3 year coma.

Witcher 3 got GOTY 2 years in a row.

>labotomy
As you can see American education hasnt really improved

Stop posting this on all the boards you faggot

Sorry for not speaking Greek

>Lobotomy (Greek: λοβός lobos "lobe (of brain)"; τομή tomē "cut, slice")

congrats on getting so many people to respond to this pasta.

Turns out Egyptian chaos magic is real and we used it to make Donald Trump the President.

Any proof you could provide? Did you learn about Sup Forums pre or post coma

Feminists tried to ban boobs in video games so we memed an orange businessman into the Oval Office.

Sup Forums shitposted so hard that they tore reality. Memes now influence reality. Kek is the ancient Egyptian frog god of chaos whom we worship via gets and shitposting.

Who is this God among frogs you speak of?

Tell me more of this amphibious messiah.

Oh yeah and Hillary Clinton started a crusade against pepe the frog. Honestly it was a really fucking weird year and if I was you I'd think I was still in a coma dream.

Why are you here? Were you here 3 years ago? Prove it by naming the thread title of this image.

See
That us a representation of kek. As you can see his name appears to be a man sitting in front of a computer. Once Sup Forums realized his name can also be pronounced as cuck they did the only logical thing and made Kek their new god. He's honestly worked out a lot better than that dead Kike on a stick.

This got me thinking: maybe everything that's happening is just someone's sick nightmare?

And I came out of a 10 million gazillion year coma!

But user, how can it be a nightmare if Trump is going to be president in less than a month?

...

>Girlfriend at the time had a car accident with me in it. She got out of it fine, me not so much.
get a load of this cuck

Because it's Hillary's nightmare.

youtu.be/RE-uhXKO-nk

If op doesn't believe in meme magic after this I don't know what will convince him.

this is a good one

>The UK is out of the EU
>Europe is full of muslim "refugees" that assault, rape and sometimes do terrorist attacks, governments and some liberals want more of them in.
>liberals,niggers and muslims REALLY hate white people now, they put effort on it now.
>Donald Trump has been elected president of the United States
>Hillary Clinton lost against him
>Syria is getting bombed into dust
>there's a islamic terrorist group that has all the west on their knees that could be wiped in less than a year if western govts and people weren't such pussies and muslim/nigger loving liberals

That's pretty much all i can think.
Ah also there's two new star wars movies out and a feminist version of ghostbusters

Pendulum is beginning to swing back harder than ever
Interesting Times OP

If this is real OP would be very confused on why we wanted trump to be president.
Who knew before the last 2 years how fucken based the guy is?

Also OP the frog you see posted a lot is PEPE.. he is the manifestation of God Kek..
If you lurk more you will start believing too. He was so influencial they tried to ban him during a presidential election.. not shitting you.. Hillary and the MSM actually made posting him illegal.

user if he was a Sup Forums user before the accident then he's probably aware of Pepe. Pepe is an old old meme that has lasted the test of time.

While you were comatose the big pendulum that had been swinging to the Left for the last fifty years finally slowed down to an infinitely short stop and is now swinging back again. Slowly at first but the momentum is already building. Brexit and Trump are only the start.

OP is back in a coma

Isn't that the nightmare drive from Event Horizon?

Who´d need a nightmare drive?
We got a nightmare reality!
.... Or at least an really bizarre one.

>Donald trump is president , Hillary lost for the 3d time in a row
>It was uncovered that the majority of the US government media is corrupt and are foghting trump tooth and nail becuse his goal is to remove corruption
>the Is gov is also involved in a pedo ring
>Hillary is an evil, she runs a world wide organization funded by Soros
>she rigged the election and still lost
>Assad defeated the Syrian rebels , but Isis is stronger then ever
>that small terror group,Isis has taken a good portion of the Middle East
>Germany is fucked
>Sweden is fucked
>France isn't far behind
>Russia has gone full RTS and wants to take over the former USSR east bloc counties
>US liberalism and the DNC has gone completely insane, partly becuse getting triggerd by trump winning, if liberals had their way we would become Germany
>neocons such as mitt Romney and McCain have become sellouts to the DNC
>the election proved Sup Forums has been right the whole time about Soros and his globalist agenda
>we've discovered some kind of actual magic or whatever you call it , we use it to help trump win and fuck Soros
Media wise
>Star Wars is back, espouse 7 was trash but rouge one was better ,
>marvel is still going strong
>DC is trying and failing miserably to make its own DCU but every movie is a flop
>furry movies are back
>Disney is the only successful producers of media in the last 2 years for better and worse, almost ever Disney movie has done very well and every non Disney movie bombs
>video game indusry still edging its way to a crash

You forgot one thing:
>Furry porn is nearly mainstream

Give it a year and most people will jerkoff to furries.

Oh and we get weekly bestiality threads on /pol on how/if bestiality is less degenerate then coalburning.

Don't forget that the Russians are hacking everything everywhere with Putin calling the shots.

More has happened in the last three years that the ten before it lol UL FAG

>That was from a tv show m8.
No, the TV show only changed the circumstances from "Fraternity initiation" to "Forced into it by terrorists"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piggate

I can't believe this was real.

get ready user.. grab your sks and stock up for innawoods

4 years from now:
youtube.com/watch?v=y-Yszp3SmxE

Do you have proofs that you're not larping?