I'm going to Mexico City with my wholesome white family tomorrow for a vacation...

I'm going to Mexico City with my wholesome white family tomorrow for a vacation, trips is the first thing I say to a Mexican

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Which places are you going to visit?

Get ready to pay for the wall senõr

Fuck just three off

Heeeey, pocooooo picooooo!

Hoping to take the kids to six flags and maybe see Chapultepec Castle

i hope you have a security detail

Yo quiero taco bell

Fuck my wife?

I'm staying very close to the embassy with a Canadian government employee

shieet reroll

you're going to build a wall and guatemala is going to pay for it

Malparido huevon

Fleas on the dog.

It's not like most ppl tell you just take the same precautions as in every other big city. It's quite safe really, even if you're a white male.

I have seen an influx of americans (white males with mexican wifes) coming to live to mexico since Trump got elected, no joke.

You should cozy up. You know what types these are

Could yield pussyprofit

CONSTRUYE EL MURO PINCHE NACO

you have to go back

Kek wills it

Donde venden tacos?

Apologize for being a neighbor to the most traitorous nation in earth (usa)

Leaf are good people, Americans are xenophobic racist pieces of shit

BUILD WALL

"Just fuck my wife up, senpai".

Hi.

*lean in close; say "Jeb has better guac bowls

"I'm going to commit a terrorist act."

>trips is the first thing I say to a Mexican
zup

>thread about Mexico
>american flags flooding the thread

Me gusta el arroz con popote

mi abuela enrocha quando kaka

"Chinga tu madre, pendejo?"

Kek willing you will all be deported to Hell.

Whistle the tune to "Shave and a haircut, two bits"

Watch the faces
Record
Post 'em

Mexico City is the worst shithole in México except from sone parts

Good luck

Feliz navidad

Loosen my sphincter

Reroll

Reroll

OP is a faggot.

1 off

Reroll

Reroll

The Jews were behind 911

reroll

is that beer in the nalgene?

Where do I audition for the donkey show, puto?

Americans can't say merry christmas in public places in order to keep their jews overlords happy while i can say feliz navidad :^)

Que es esto?

Mira.

Tu pueblo es en puta.

You ready for that wall Paco?

Hi!

Puta madre

I had gay sex once

dont you ever wish the right side won the civil war?

Plata o plomo

Are all american posters in here like this guy?

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

RARE FLAG

>not going to cancun

nigger

Chinga su madre

reroll

REEroll

You have to stay here.

fffffuuuuuuuuugggg

Banyate cochino

>not going to Playa Del Carmen
Negroid

Ohhhhh fugggggggg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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fugg

Why aren't you burrito niggers not cutting my grass?

Hi jo de la chingada man

I have no idea what it means I got it off a Cheech and chong movie

build a wall

You should come visit sometime...

It means motherfucker or son of a bitch

Hitler did nothing wrong.

>Plata o plomo

Why would you go there? The most overcrowded shithole on the planet.

Nice , that explains a few reactions I've had!

>Plata o plomo
silver or lead

kientes su madre

Jump that wall if you're so great.

This is a Mexican slang thread now.

Abrete las caches porque estoy a punto de dejarte el ojete como el tunel de Holland!

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