>“Trump is very unhappy,” the insider said. “Bender has been tasked with salvaging this… It’s a Hail Mary.”
>Performers who are known to have rejected requests include Elton John, country singer Garth Brooks and opera star Andrea Bocelli. According to the insider, many of those approached have said they do not want to “normalize” Trump’s presidency.
>The Trump transition has been struggling for weeks to secure A-list talent for the inauguration celebration. The only person confirmed to perform at the event is Jackie Evancho, a 16-year-old “America’s Got Talent.” She is set to sing the national anthem before he takes the oath of office
>the insider said These are the same insiders that said that Trump's campaign was in ruins? Also, who the fuck needs these celebrities? This election has shown that Americans don't give a flying fuck about them.
Matthew Myers
Kanye incoming.
Chase Reyes
That'd be dope af senpai
Easton Reed
First off, all the insider information about Trump has been dead wrong
Second, inauguration's are not rock concerts, fucking Obama turned them from something special into a pay per view event, no class
Liam Torres
This, honestly..
Jeremiah Kelly
The scenes when Tay Tay reveals her power levels
Liam Ward
Taylor Swift and Kanye West singing Long Live. That girl singing the national anthem. And that (cuck unfortunately) band singing the song Hold Back The Night.
Done
Austin Foster
Who fucking cares? It's not a fucking concert. It's a government succession
While we're at it, get rid of the fucking super bowl half time show. Ruins the fucking game and fills my house full of normies that don't watch football.
Kayden Williams
An insider told me that Charlie Daniels and Kanye will both perform. Afterwards, they will enter the octagon on the National Mall and only one man will exit.
Gabriel Rodriguez
>Elton John, country singer Garth Brooks and opera star Andrea Bocelli
Who, who, and who? Looks to me these people offhandedly offered this information, free of solicitation, in other interviews or statements as of late, and "thewrap.com" (something no one's ever heard of) is trying to make an article out of some conjecture.
If Trump was getting talent together, we wouldn't know who's headlining until, like, the week before.
Trump's style, also, is to hire high school, amateur, and newly "discovered" (Jackie Evancho) talent.
Bentley Jones
he should look to some fucking awesome metal acts, and make america headbang again, I started listening to metal and lifting again after he won because I finally regained some semblance of hope that the world will be made right, that america will once again take its place among the gleaming pillars of hope and justice in the world that all others strive to be.
I honestly still feel giddy and in awe that I helped elect this man, this demagogue as they call him, he will stand for what we need in these dark times.
Gabriel Gonzalez
Wtf I hate Garth Brooks now. Still has probably the best catalogue out of any country musician tho
Brody Sanders
Kanye can't perform since he cancelled his world tour and is collecting the insurance policy on it.
Kayden Gray
>americans are spending tax payers money on this
Angel Davis
Scott Baio will do it.
Owen Young
>German tax money being used to ban waving the flag because it is offensive
James Thompson
My father confirms, and he works at Nintendo.
Jacob Morgan
>the insider
Kevin Robinson
megadeth please
Samuel Young
Most country singers are Democucks. Such as Time McGraw who's anti-guns
Liam Howard
he should get pepe romero to play some guitar
Cameron Hughes
As a Trump supporter and voter I have to admit this is pretty fucking hilarious.
Sad trump is sad.
It'll change in a few years though.
Isaiah Moore
And Kidd Rock
Fuck it we don't them!
Hulk Hogan can play the guitar.
Stefan Molyneux has a good singing voice and was in theater.
Lauren Southern can dance.
Who am I forgetting?
Chase Lewis
You know after having been burned by these "insider sources" so many times during the campaign you'd think you guys would learn to stop listening to them. I'm seriously beginning to wonder if you guys have some sort of learning disability.
Christopher Reed
>the insider said ha
Aiden Smith
Fuck of course Nuuuuuge.
Joshua Kelly
>normies that don't watch football
Connor Adams
Skip the concerts, nobody cares. Clinton herself is proof. Full military parade instead. Wave our dick in front of the world and the libcucks at home so they know whats in store if they start shit.
Asher Flores
As cool as Kayne would be, he would probably go off script & start talking shit
Then again it would make for an interesting inauguration
Nathan Hill
I am a god
Levi Mitchell
Holy shit this
Jonathan Martinez
>Doesn't know Bocelli Only Americans would take pride in their ignorance.
Isaac Campbell
Who cares about faggot boomer acts clogging up the music industry? One of the last boomer musicians still worth some respect, Bowie, is deda, but something tells me that the Thin White Duke would have risen to the opportunity, even if Ziggy Stardust wouldn't have.
Hunter Hall
Seems like an opportunity to shine for undiscovered talent, instead of the worn-out Hollywood elite.
Justin Rivera
>the insider said
Eli Davis
>says a continent that dabs during their soccer games when that shit's been old in America for years
Christopher Cook
Thiiiiisssss
Gavin Ramirez
>Soccer >Relevant Just stop.
Jordan Bennett
>Kanye gets into the history books as "The Voice of a Generation", and gets to make his mark in American history while his peers slowly fade away into obscurity. >Revisionist SJWs can't say Trump hated Niggers because he had one singing for his inauguration >Trump gets the black vote for 2020
YES
Logan Flores
If Trump wasn't such a tasteless philistine he would get an orchestra to play something good, like Stravinsky's 'The Rite of Spring' or some other American composer.
This is the right approach. Forget Hollywood bullshit, MAGA military parade!
Cameron Nguyen
Yes a metal band would make all the Lefties kill themselves. I vote for this.
Aiden Rogers
Tweet this to Kanye and Trump. They are friends and Kanye will do it. Trump needs to know his supporters want it.
Matthew Edwards
If he did it would be the greatest shitpost of all time.
OF ALL TIME!
Angel Myers
I didn't think of this. This is the right idea.
Dylan Morris
>germans spending their tax money to provide food and shelter to angry truck drivers
Austin Martinez
Garth Brooks declined? What about Chris Gaines? LMAO
Asher Adams
>Full military parade instead. Wave our dick in front of the world and the libcucks at home so they know what's in store if they start shit. I'd buy a ticket for this. I'd even book a flight and a hotel room.
Blake Allen
Kanye or Kid Rock
Lucas Campbell
Really going to put my trust in this (((news))) source. Welp pack it up guys he is finished.
Carson Garcia
>Garth Brooks He said it's a persons duty to preform, and said he had no complains if asked. But has concerts planned already for the date.
Jaxon Long
This.
Fuck music industry bullshit, play the music our soldiers have marched and trained to. God bless our fucking troops.
Landon Stewart
Mike Rowe can sing.
Julian Reed
Seriously. It should be the USMC band, maybe a church choir (Mormon Tabernacle is phenomenal) and a solemn ceremony.
Besides, who's going to want to play when some leftist rabble is certainly gonna disrupt everything, probably try to kiss Donald
Liam King
What about just playing the top meme magic YT vids at the inauguration instead?
Megadeth? Mustaine is redpilled enough to do it and they already promoted their new album on some normie talk shows.
Jose Gutierrez
Kanye and Taylor confirmed.
Anthony Lewis
Why not get a musician who supported him, like Loretta Lynn or Wayne Newton? Although, I'd lose my sides if Nugent or that crazy black chick performed.
Jordan Flores
sad that you have to do a idiocracy style event for these people on the left to be happy . For me Trump could talk for an hour then they give themselce high fives and smoke a cigar in 4k hd
Ryder Martinez
Shame Prussian Blue aren't still going.
Evan Scott
>best country > not King George kys
Bentley Perry
He liked The Dark Knight Rises, he has patrician taste.
How about orchestra playing Wagner to make leftists literally shake to death? I don't even like Wagner that much myself, but imagine the shit show it would cause.
Henry Collins
Best idea ITT. They're going to keep calling him Hitler, might as well lean into it. And the armed forces could certainly use the morale boost - a full-spectrum show of strength would be quite the sight.
Meanwhile, Trump just revels in his victory. A moment for the history books senpai.
Alexander Allen
>he has patrician taste.
Have you seen his apartment in the Trump tower?
It's pretty awful.
It's like a child's conception of what a rich person should live like.
Jack Parker
Trump tends toward gold. You no like gold?
Caleb Collins
Mormon Tabernacle Choir is also confirmed
>mfw they sing Battle Hymn of the Republic
John Morris
yassssss
Charles Richardson
Everybody would watch that
Grayson Jackson
>not bobby bare, roger miller, etc
Owen Phillips
The butthurt would be astronomical
Jacob Walker
...
Angel Cook
>You no like gold?
It's ugly.
Kayden Nelson
I live in DC you can stay on my couch
Kevin Lee
Ted Nugent doing patriotic songs on the guitar like Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock
kek wills it
Nicholas Fisher
If Trump is the jews' guy as the media and trolls claim to be the case
why are all the jew whores (Elton john and the rest of the vermin) too scared to attend Trump's inauguration?
you're not completely stupid so should be able to work it out
Xavier Stewart
>(((insider)))
By any chance is this insider related to the increasingly nervous man?
Anthony Watson
You're not alone in that regard.
Austin Barnes
Exactly what I was thinking
Daniel Hernandez
>You're not alone in that regard. Let's go! has a couch and everything!
Jace Parker
His home is actually a style, rococo, I personally think its ugly as sin but its a thing. What looks really bad are his hotels. He overdoes it and its cheap so it looks bad.
Ethan Jackson
Dystopia and rust in peace would literally make America shake
Benjamin Anderson
Best start to 2017 tbqhwy
"Now I am become death. The destroyer of worlds."
Kevin Cox
H A S S E L H O F F
Justin Gray
>tfw this song is LITERALLY about Donald Trump.
I'm living in the 21st century doin' something mean to it Do it better then anybody you ever seen do it Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it I guess every superhero need his theme music
The system broken, the school's closed, the prison's open We ain't got nothing to lose motherfucker we rollin', Huh? motherfucker we rollin' With some light skinned girls and some Kelly Rowland's In this white man's world we the ones chosen So goodnight cruel world I'll see you in the mornin', Huh? I see you in the mornin' This is way too much, I need a moment.
Fuck SNL and the whole cast Tell them Yeezy said they can kiss my whole ass More specifically they can kiss my ass hole I'm an asshole? You niggas got jokes! You short minded niggas thoughts is Napoleon My furs is Mongolian, my ice brought the goalies in I embody every characteristic of the egotistic He knows, he's so fuckin' gifted I just needed time alone, with my own thoughts Got treasures in my mind but couldn't open up my own vault My child-like creativity, purity and honesty is honestly being crowded by these grown thoughts Reality is catching up with me, taking my inner child I'm fighting for custody With these responsibilities that they entrust in me As I look down at my diamond encrusted piece thinking...
Colin Powell, Austin Powers Lost in translation with a whole fuckin' nation They say I was the abomination of Obama's nation Well that's a pretty bad way to start a conversation At the end of the day goddamn it I'm killin' this shit I know damn well ya'll feelin' this shit I don't need your pussy, bitch I'm on my own dick I ain't got a power trip who you going home with? How 'Ye doin'? I'm Surviving I was drinkin' earlier now I'm driving Where the bad bitches huh? Where ya hidin'? I got the power make your life so excitin'...
Angel Bennett
>His home is actually a style, rococo
No, it isn't.
His apartment is like the wal-mart interpretation of Baroque.
It's sickening.
Hudson Powell
Oh no, how will he ever have an inauguration without Hollywood shills?
Just send out the fucking Marine Corp band, blast Stars and Stripes Forever and let the liberals circle jerk over their celebrities.
Justin Cruz
What song do I sing this to? I'm not hip with the kool slang.
Xavier Wood
Andrea Bocelli wanted to but the leftists threatened that blind man not to.
Adam Young
Elton John is a faggot. Of course he would decline lol
trump went to that faggots wedding when hillary was still against fags getting hitched
should show some gratitude,the sniveling fucking aids receptacle
Nicholas Scott
Somebody,quick! make petition for this and send it to trump
Henry Thomas
>the concert >no one knows who is performing, a hush descends upon the crowd >barely a murmur as smoke gently rolls on the stage >a spotlight suddenly blasts its beam onto the stage, illuminating the outline of two figures >w-who is it? everyone asks themselves >at an incredible awe inspiring volume the first chords of 'Islands in the stream' echo out across the tens of thousands of anticipating audience >the stage is suddenly lit by a thousand lamps >holy shit!!! it's Nigel Farage and Donald!! >They blast through two hours of hits >Goes down as the greatest concert in the history of mankind
make it happen American anons
Julian Gomez
>implying he's not walking out to a live performance of Kanye's Power complete with smoke machine and bitches hanging from wires all around him.
Connor Morales
Kanye and Donald singing ebony and ivory. It will be the current year+1 after all.
