What's her name again, Sup Forums?

what's her name again, Sup Forums?

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The future president of the russian federation

looks like an ex

Natalia "legs wide spread for the tsar" Poklonskaya

>me 12 years old playing lego in my room
>mummy knocks on door and says bedtime
>tidy up lego and climb into bed
>mummy comes over and tucks me in
>tell mummy i need to speak to her about something very private
>mummy reassure me i can talk to her about anything
>tell mummy about problem where peepee go big and stiff very irritating
>mummy says is normal but needs tickle from time to time
>ask whats that
>mummy says she will show me how to
>take off pyjama bottoms and sit on mummys lap
>mummy gently stroke peepee and it go hard again
>kiss mummy and touch her boobies
>mummy unbutton her dress and let me suckle
>suddenly feel rush and peepee start pulsing
>hold on to mummy tight and yogurt comes out
>start to cry
>mummy ask whats wrong but just tell her i love her lots
>mummy says she loves me too and very proud of her big boy

Is mummy btw

everyone says this about any pic or webm on this site.
Stop lying

Chieftain Huk-nos

Mummy.

MUMMY--QUEEN OF THE WORLD

just speak it out, you like to have a pic of her tits.

how do i unread this?

Hi

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That whacked out Brit should be along shortly.

Either that or this thread will be pruned.

MUMMY LETS ME CUMMY IN HER TUMMY

What did mummy mean by that

Single Mom Slavetna

i did the thred

Ayyyyyy! I missed that little detail.

I want to do peeling exercises with mummy to avoid phimosis and develop a healthy penis.

mummy didnt sey taht its fake subtitl

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What sort of shitty childhood...

MUMMIE

Fuck off.

Mummy is a nice woman. Mummy would never say anything mean.

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Is that pic kind of squashed?

Mummy has a dolfin fetish ;3

Yeah. She does.

no why
DONT TEL ANYONE

mummy has nice legs

You don't. You learn to gradually embrace it.

You just KNOW

what mummy says about eastern ukraine? Are heroes of Donbass still protecting it?

Sorry. I can't read Russian. I can only read the posters gay subtitles

FINN'D

Weird publicity opportunity that she seems to genuinely enjoy?

want to kiss mum legs prety :3
NO
мaмa cкopo тyдa пoйдeт

vocaroo.com/i/s1MGCwiIOxHS

this is me btw

No I just made it

STOP LIE

Daughter is how old now?

>user is a femanon

You know the rules.

TITS OR GTFO

Picture is recent

U r a lie

shes 13
no im a boy wtf

Haha your a girl, show pussy

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Anyone ever do a Natalia Poklonskaya /hr/ thread?

>Be typical Canadian
>Angry as fuck because maple syrup rations were guzzled by rogue moose
>Begin shitposting on Sup Forums
>Try to insult America
>Backfires horribly
>Aussie bantz are too much
>Extremely rare American bantz hit particularly hard
>Decide to make a different thread as a vatnik
>Suddenly
>Boom of thunder extremely close by
>Look out window
>Something is floating toward dogskin hut computer is kept warm in
>It's Natalia Poklonskaya
>Natalia's floating two dozen feet in the air
>She's pregnant with a thunderstorm of righteousness
>Her belly's diameter is equal to her height
>Its smooth curvature pulses with veins
>Her Crimean-made t-shirt is stretched over a pair of breasts too large for Canadian brain to comprehend
>Either boob is nearly as big as her belly
>Nipples as big as fists pump in and out with her heartbeat
>Their weight leaves her perpetually ass-up in the air
>Said ass is a big peach in a pair of torn jeans
>A dildo wedged firmly in her cooch powers a little fan that pushes her through the sky
>She glowers in direction of dogskin hut
>Her shadow blots out the sun
>She looses a battlecry as her hands massage her jugs
>REMOVE LEAF FROM BOARD
>Her areolae begin to bloat up
>Bigger
>And bigger
>And bigger
>They become domes that moisten her t-shirt
>Milk begins to spray from her nipples
>Get slammed by germinal geysers of breast milk
>Can't stand up
>Milk pressure is too strong
>Roll over
>Immediately drown in Natalia's mummy milk
>Vision darkens
>Natalia's body drifts toward Vancouver to begin the Great Canuckian Cleansing

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Not bad

>dildo fans
>nipple geysers
>day of the rake

That was a wild fukkin' ride.

Bamp

Mummy is very pretty :)

Hello fellow nord

hnnnngggg
so much cuteness in one pic

mummy doesnt sey such rude things!!

Seals too huh.

Truth.

All Mummys bois know that Solutreans were the first natives of the americas.

Look ate the way she looks at the seal, you just KNOW

I think mummy has an ocean creature fetish in general

Okay yea she's gorgeous but do you all have to be such shitposting faggots about it?

You never know.

why something something something

also mummy doesnt allow rude language

Yes America is nordic

She is a fucking minger with a wonky face.

Yes

DONT CALL MUMMY TAHT

>that flag

Mean, rude and uncalled for

>Anglo lies

Anglo genocide when?

Some one said in a past thread that she fucked with a nigger or a sand nigger. Is it true?

>minger with a wonky face

English motherfucker! Do you speak it?

No

Where would she even find a nigger?

Cummymummy xD ebin

No mummy has never fucked a romanian

DELET

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MUMMY
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Get help

>colgate

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Hello binland is tat u?

60% white sit down.

Mexicans are Nordic

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Surprised you aren't here for the drugs angle.

Natalia "I wanna fuck with Nikolai II" Poklonskaya

it was just a curiosity, someone said she was married multiple times and one of them was non white i dont rememver it it was sand nigger or nigger. just wanted to know if its shitposting or true.

There is something to this huh?

>ywn double team natalia & marion

Not an authority, maybe a Russian can chime in but as far as I know she was married once and divorced, white guy, father of her daughter.

Maybe whacko Brit OP knows.

Sup Forums says that about every famous woman though

Does anyone have that copypasta with mummy and the dolphin?

its lies