How has Russian hackers affected your life, Sup Forums?

How has Russian hackers affected your life, Sup Forums?

They hacked my genes and turned me gay. Now I just can't stop sucking dick.

The thing is I was the Russian this whole time

I have a job now.

>Wake up next to my Korean wife, Call her a gook, she still loves me anyway

Thanks, Russia

Russians hacked my son's social studies and science test....

Remember to update her in time.

Russians hacked the CHP radar gun and now I have a speeding ticket.

Wish me luck next week when I explain that to the judge

>teacher's comment
>"ect"

Until the CIA releases it's """""evidence""""" you can just say you're withholding the evidence of the radar gun for nat sec reasons

Okay

Also

>Be in US Military
>Don't die a Pyrrhic unwinnable war with Russia
>Get to remove Turk stink nigger alongside Russians

Thanks, Russia. (For reals)

How do we all know that we aren't living in a simulation invented by a Russian hacker?

I've had to read and listen to a lot of overt propaganda that's made me even more disillusioned and cynical which I didn't think was possible.

Top fucking kek

They hacked my wife and ((((our)))) son has come out black

I'm white now

>I'm white now

Have Russian hackers gone too far?

they hacked the sun yesterday here
went to the beach and got BADLY burnt, i think im gonna have blisters tomorrow
couldnt sleep last night cuz the pain and have a fever today
fuck my fucking life and fuck the fucking russians

I was selling online goods to someone posing as an American man.
The guy was actually Russian with 2 hacked American bank accounts and I got screwed over.
The Russian got the goods, PayPal charges back from both accounts and I got shit all.
500 dollars down the drain because of the fucker. Right at Christmas time too.
After that, I would check everyone's IP addresses and locations before dealing with them, and half the time I'd be dealing with Russians posing as Americans, Canadians or Aussies.

They hacked my cat and she bit me

Mmpf, it'd be better if every password was "JohnPodesta1".