ITT: We create an annual holiday celebrating Kek

We need an official holiday like Christmas to celebrate Kek and all of the happenings he has brought us over the course of the year.
FIRST ROUND: Post a suggestion for the name of the holiday. Kek will decide which name we use.

Nov. 8th/Jan 20th
Day of Salvation.

Green ID confirmed

Kekwanzaa

November 11

Trips

Or February 22, or January 11.

Imma go with Jan 20th too. The whole 70th birthday 7th day thing was just too synchronistic.

Merry Kekmas

so Trump is kek-jesus?

Shadilay

Reeeeemadan

9/11
hanukekah

Just base it around the winter solstice like they did with Jesus

Keksmas, followed by Doxxing day.

What about a dual holiday?
Keksgiving, 6 months later, Kekstaking

June 16th. This is not negotiable.

January 11
111

also checkem

This one

Keksmas REEEEEve, then Keksmas.

and I'm gonna shut up and lurk now.

someone's going to establish a physical church of kek and it'll be cringy as fuck, stop before it's too late
screencap thsi btw

This.

REEEE rolling.

Does kek like rhymes?
Shadilayday

Has to make fun of kwanzaa at the same time.

kekzaa?

Seventh of july

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All days that are repeating integers will be dubbed "Praise Kek" day henceforth. Examples include 1/1, 1/11, 11/11, 2/2, and so on. These days will be used to observe Kek, shitpost, and please Lord Kek with as many gets as possible.

Let the digits decide Lord Kek

Love it!

Shadil Day

This

You people are forgetting what Kek is about, and this is becoming cringey.

Shadil Day!

Can't argue with those digits.

August 9, the day that Darren Wilson successfully defended his life against Mike Brown's attack.

a schism already. fuckin heretics.

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Triples confirm

THIS

Will it stick?

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This

11.1. Or 22.2.

sure. forced memes always stick, right?

What has become of the deep discussions which once occurred in Kek-threads? Where are the rituals, where are the sacrifices? Have you forgotten kek enjoys sacrifices of bugs and semen?? Have you forgotten his eternal cackling?

I'm afraid that a false prophet will divide the church of Kek

Here we go

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my birthday is January 11, so yes please

Those who praise kek, even in jest, will be cursed to hell for all eternity

Those who praise repeating numbers are fools who don't know anything about the scripts many use to achieve them.

Trips. Its decided.

What is your evidence fool?

SHADIL DAY

KEK BE PRAISED

It's already a thing they have a website and holy book.

It is decided

July 7th
or july 27th.
So it is to be.

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kek speaks

no, that's already taken - our national holiday and the greatest nationalistic march in modern world.

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July 7th SPEAKS

keko ono

Need some bumps ehuehu

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Do it for kek!

Kek has spoken. ROUND 2: What will we do on that day to celebrate Kek?

This

fap, shitpost, and generally do nothing productive.

The only answer is Shadilayday.

Buy a frog

praise kek with great praise

Draw cocks

host italo disco parties with other whites and redpill them

Spread the Red Pill, check every double (like these), and feast

Frogpost and eat pork rinds

irl meetings

make an anuual happening ourselves - a big prank or use memetic magic to control the masses. we must plan ahead.

It has to be a repeating date, like 11/11, 12/12

Piss into containers the whole day. Eat only tendies and drink only Pepsi.

We're not doing the date yet, hold your dicks

Digitsmas

create OC

Spam Hillary's twitter account with pictures of frogs.

Compose a propaganda video, all together

Welp Kek agrees.

Name: The Holy Kekdom.

Since Kek wills this thread.

International Kekmas where the celebration is carried out by means of a purge.

reroll

Paint, sculpt, make something resembling a frog. Buy the little dehydrated bugs that are safe to eat for fun reactions.

Maybe harass Tumblr?

First half of day go to the streets and spread the red pill
Evening count all the good and bad deeds of the year and promise to Kek our God we will improve. Then sacrifice a goat and have a feast

Has to be on a random date.

>Kekaday

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Kekxmas

Eat frog legs

Reroll for better digits

Read an influential text and harvest its choice memes for bastardisation at the temple (here).

Honor kek by fasting and shitposting

Does a line of gets also count?

I think Kek likes this idea, but wants us to do something else too.

May 4

discuss the austrian school of economics

need at least trips