How many of you guys know that the US DoD spends 100s of millions of dollars every year manufacturing retro computer equipment to maintain its nuclear arsenal
We have to manufacture 8" and 5.25" floppy disk en masse to keep up our IT infrastracture for these systems. And that's just one example legacy system upkeep.
Did you know we still use a 1950s and 1960s code base for many mission critical nuclear weapon deployment systems? While it can be argued this is good in terms of software validation it still raises concerns among some analysts and for good reason.
Did you know that much of our supercomputer time is devoted to modelling how these nuclear weapons systems will degrade with time as they sit without proper maintenance?
Don't let the trolls and shills get you down Trump is always right There's a bunch of shit that needs to be looked at and possibly modernized if we are to walk softly and carry a big stick
Adrian Sanchez
Damn, those are some Death-Star-Tier people. Love it.
Joshua Johnson
AWOO
WHO'S DICK DO I HAVE TO SUCK TO GET YOU GUYS TO PREPLAN BAKING?
Grayson Ramirez
Is Time Magazine's Man of The Year 1995 Newt Gingrich legit in his support of Trump, or is he stuck in his neocon ways?
100% serious btw
Isaac Campbell
>Nukes
What's he up to?
Henry Gonzalez
LOL
Jack Cook
Awooooo~
Hudson Walker
>Oh shit it's on
Indeed. Twitter has the plane harasser and his husband on full blast and it's trending.
What is king nigger doing? Haven't been following it closely.
Luis Flores
Close. But will we make it next time?
Carson Butler
>informing His husband literally tweeted "my husband is chasing down Ivanka and Jared to harass them"
Jose Adams
Someone find that watchdog report where some dumbshit alphabet soup agency that we don't know what they actually do spent some outrageous sum, like hundreds of millions of dollars, on "renovating" their office building
Daniel Ross
Maybe or maybe he's just an opportunist
Sebastian Allen
You'd known in your heart that Clinton would win the election for months now. You'd joined CTR, posting polling data and news articles on Twitter and Facebook, determined to convince people not to waste their vote -- only for each of them to be mocked, called out, or covered up by the most annoying, most obnoxious Trump supporter you'd ever met.
He always made time to stop by and torment you in particular, always posting photos of him wearing that "Make America Great Again" cap, always with the Trump shirt stretched over his toned chest, always smelling really nice -- whoa, wait a minute, you were getting off track there for a second. Anyway, he was such a jerk that you wound up making a bet with him: if HRC won, he'd volunteer at your college’s feminist club until the day he graduated; if Trump won, you had to be his slave until you graduated.
You'd gone into the after-class watch party very smug, already thinking about the itinerary for the Trump fan's first day at your club.
And then Trump had won.
You'd thought about shirking off school the next day, but you knew you couldn’t afford to miss any more classes. You tried to keep your head down and avoid him, but he'd come to get you straight away. You'd tried to convince him that the bet hadn't actually meant anything -- but he'd already pulled you into an abandoned classroom by then, guiding you down onto your knees, yanking your shirt and bra up and over your head.
"We're gonna make America great again, babe," he breathed, and you found yourself gasping and blushing as his dick -- why did such a hot, er, horrible person have to have such a huge cock? -- was tugged out of his pants and slapped onto your heavy breasts, "starting with your slutty mouth."
You couldn't believe you were actually sucking him off, his length sandwiched between your breasts, your lips sliding up and down. You couldn't believe how horny it was making you.
You hadn't expected ANY of this, but here you were.
Luke Moore
Does /ptg/ approve of Jews?
Michael Collins
AWOOOOOOOOO
Xavier Ramirez
I hope that faggot who harassed Ivanka regrets it.
Matthew Hernandez
You can suck mine if you want, but I don't know if that will help since I don't make threads.
Nolan Lopez
Why are there abandoned silos? Did they destroy old warheads?
Robert Wood
Stamping his feet like a child -- trying to impose a bunch of last minute shit even though he knows it's easily reversed by President Trump
Jacob Morgan
Yeah they're not getting off. The tweet literally said harass.
Easton Sullivan
Is Trump the next Ronald Reagan?
>they're both candidates who shook up the system >they're both non-politicians >they're both Republicans >they both inherited from a do-nothing President (Carter was just a white Obama) >they're both patriotic
Adam Sanders
He's an opportunist only loyal to himself. He is the swamp.
Jaxon Clark
Preempting the shills that are pushing the "draining the swamp" meme here is the actual text from Trump campaign site defining what draining the swamp mean.
Shills will have to find another like because this one is worn out
> There is another major announcement I am going to make today as part of our pledge to drain the swamp in Washington. If I am elected President, I will push for a Constitutional Amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress
> Decades of failure in Washington, and decades of special interest dealing, must come to an end. We have to break the cycle of corruption, and we have to give new voices a chance to go into government service. The time for Congressional term limits has arrived
> If we let the Clinton Cartel run this government, history will record that 2017 was the year America lost its independence
> We will not let that happen
> It is time to drain the swamp in Washington, D.C
> That is why I am proposing a package of ethics reforms to make our government honest once again
> First: I am going to institute a 5-year ban on all executive branch officials lobbying the government after they leave government service
> Second: I am going to ask Congress to institute its own 5-year ban on lobbying by former members of Congress and their staffs
> Third: I am going to expand the definition of lobbyist so we close all the loopholes that former government officials use by labeling themselves consultants and advisors when we all know they are lobbyists
> Fourth: I am going to issue a lifetime ban against senior executive branch officials lobbying on behalf of a foreign government
> Fifth: I am going to ask Congress to pass a campaign finance reform that prevents registered foreign lobbyists from raising money in American elections
Dominic Clark
Piers Morgan tweeted about it as well as a bunch of other people, they were just talking about it on Cavuto. This nerd is probably getting blown the fuck out on Twitter right now.
Aiden Watson
Many of the old midwest silo systems we dismantled as per US-USSR arms reduction treaties from the 1980s
They now largely sit empty Some were sold and retrofitted as homes believe it or not One was retrofitted as an LSD lab and was part of the largest LSD bust in US law enforcement history
They're interesting places.
Eli Nguyen
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Landon Allen
I trusted you to bake, Norway. Disappointed.
Lewd. Is your penis Feminine?
Cameron Scott
None, we Awoos always have our methods. We must force them to announce bread making.
Sebastian Gutierrez
He just enacted a permanent ban on offshore drilling that not even Trump can revoke.
Jeremiah Brown
>le drain the swamp meme >Repeat it everyday to millions of people >Appoint Goldman Sachs and Exxon to run your govt >Fill in the rest with career politicians >Stop saying drain the swamp >Get called out for it >Start saying drain the swamp again
Amerifats are dumb enough to go along with this. LOLOL
Angel Kelly
Aren't subs the better delivery system in the modern era? I don't know shit about nukes
Jason Murphy
Trump making good on his word, preparing to fight Kasich
Juan Flores
Passing midnight regulations, playing golf, and just trying to fuck things up more before trump gets in. Trump is making an absolute fool of Obama by being our president already. There will be no obama legacy.
Jack King
SHRUNK BTFO
Daniel Parker
hahahaha topic of the week now
Gays hate women!
Noah Flores
>that not even trump can revoke butthatswrong.jpg
Ethan Lopez
Trump will be much better than Reagan.
Brandon Morris
>with an executive order.
implying trump can't just repeal it day 1
L M A FUCKING O
Adam Powell
How the fuck are trump's policies ivanka's fault? That LITERAL faggot kike can fuck off
John Thompson
He's the swamp, that's where Newts live.
Like Christie, he serves a roll, and as soon as he's served it enough or overstepped his boundary, he will be dealt with.
Justin Garcia
I just applied to become a pizza delivery guy.
Nathan Cox
sup bro i gotchu
Landon Perry
With republicans controlling every level of government I actually am pretty sure Trump can find a way to repeal it
Eli Wilson
Ww w w w ho iiiis isis is th th th this lllllady.
Tttttrump wwwwwon because of mmmmme.
*snif snif, Wwwwwhy wont he ccccaalll, h h he owes mme.
Donald pls respond -Michael Savage
Sebastian Myers
Difference is Trump is going to fix Reagan problems like immigration.
Alexander Gomez
I hope he can't even get a job at mcdonalds after all is said and done. He needs to go after McCain next.
This dude was my favorite debate attendee. Any other images of him?
Isaiah Ward
>le floppy meme If it's not broken don't try to fix it is generally the best bet Building from the ground up with "modern" tech allows all kinds of new issues to arise When you build something expect it to last for 100+ years
Camden King
Congress is already drawing up a bill to get rid of it
All Trump has to do is sign it when it comes across his desk
Caleb Miller
Portugal is on it and Portugal is solid. I will take over when needed. Trying to avoid splitting.
Gavin Taylor
Good luck
Levi Myers
yes of course Every cornfield in Nebraska and South Dakota and elsewhere across the midwest had a Soviet nuke ready to launch at it 24/7
Carson Howard
You mean the architect?
Camden Hernandez
Are there any gay conservatives, such as Peter Thiel, in Europe? I do realize he's born in Germany too.
Connor Roberts
de Blasio is a fucking joke. One of my biggest issues is his congestion pricing bullshit. There's construction on the roads fucking EVERYWHERE and its not even to fill in potholes.
Main streets that were originally 2 lanes are now 1 lanes with just zebra stripes covering the other lane. Bus lanes are now everywhere, one lane of traffic removed from an already congested road so now its even worse. Bike lanes on roads so narrow you're literally driving in the bike lane.
There's this big boulevard by my house that HAD a two lane service road for both sides. It was perfect, there was never EVER any traffic here even during rush hour. Its now being turned into a two lane into one lane service road and there's traffic out the ass now where there was none before. The best part is that on that same road its one lane of traffic and one lane of zebra stripes now, then the zebra stripes turn off and then in 20 feet they come back out so its effectively a 2 lane road for 20 feet for NO reason at all, its absurd.
Vision Zero is also laughable, he makes the speed limit 25 mph because he can't make it 5 mph like he wants, so he does all this construction and congestion bullshit to make it 5 mph so people say fuck driving and take the buses or trains, all for that MTA money
Daniel Evans
NIGGA WE GOTS NUKES IN ORBIT ON A DEADMAN SWITCH N SHEEEEEIT
Joshua Lewis
I'm coming for you, bitch
Lincoln Jones
It's a very manly penis.
Nolan Brooks
Reagan was a governor before he became president. You should've said they're both actors
Owen Evans
He's more than just that and you fail to realize this.
Wyatt Walker
...
Justin Jenkins
I can't wait for this shit to start already. It's hilarious the negress said that there's no hope. All you hear everywhere is how excited people are, especially for the tax cuts.
Justin Thomas
I bet they were all under 18, kids throwing rocks ≠ Jihadis
Brayden Turner
How old is Awoo supposed to be?
Connor Rivera
Reagan was an overrated cuck. He made America feared/respected again but he was a faggot on immigration and gun control.
Funny how he is the standard-bearer of muh conservatism yet he was a liberal Republican from California,
Isaiah Baker
LOL
Hunter Taylor
So the Russian maymay ultimately failed, what's the next anti-Trump meme from the left?
Jason Jenkins
Yeah Savage is a concern shill. Rush is much better.
Joseph Stewart
Only with the support of the Congress which is... wait a second... oh yeah heavily Republican and with such a large majority that not even never-Trumpers matter.
Ethan Campbell
Am I wrong in thinking a small pre-baking announcement and posting the baked bread before we hit 310 is good to prevent the chance of splitting and confusion? I am more than willing to admit I am wrong. I do like joeposting though.
:^)
Josiah Martin
how to know you're a good president
>they try to kill you
Nolan Walker
Dude , you're by far the best poster in these threads , keep going portugal bro .
Juan Jones
He will be Reagan without funding terrorists and giving amnesty to illegals.
Zachary Adams
I've had it with you awooo posters. Make yourselves useful and make an patriotic AWOO crossing the Delaware.
Lincoln Howard
Awoo is timeless
Nicholas Bailey
Currently they seem to be back at shitting on Comey and even Lynch.
Daniel Sanders
The tax returns, Dahnald. Hand them over.
Gavin Phillips
At what age? You have to be a bit more specific.
Connor Robinson
>Coulter writing nonsense instead of commentary on the post-election American condition
Mason Barnes
Old enough to fuck
Kevin Walker
It's true though. She is incredibly unlikeable. There's a reason she never campaigned, her support dropped when she did. And smart move using Obongo, he kept his perfect track record of not getting in who he campaigned for.
Benjamin Roberts
Now you remember that in this timeline Gary Johnson has no eyebrows.
David Wilson
I think the first season was one of the better seasons.
Carson Wright
Me too! Here's hoping being avaliable on Christmas makes a good impression on the hiring manager.
Blake Wilson
Do you like this instead?
Thomas Mitchell
>what's_his_endgame_.gif
Easton Foster
Reagan literally destroyed California and 30 years later it's almost at the point of open insurrection against the Federal government. Mexicans have infiltrated the local and state politics, the judicial system, the legal advocacy groups, etc.
Liam Lewis
this, you niggers have been posting everything but.
All i see is nazi themed awoos which are gay.
Oliver Ross
You can take over, I'm going to sleep.
Next one is on you
MAGA
Charles Johnson
I have such an Awoo, but I will not give it to you due to your first statement.
Lucas Reed
>obama will declare martial law and stop the innauguration of a facist
calling it right now
Christian Murphy
Don't know of any , but hc strache is a huge faggot if that counts