Be European

>be European
>go outside
>get run over by a truck

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>be yuropoor
>get raped by sand niggers

Feels pretty bad

>be europoor
>go outside
>white
>get arrested

>be american
>get shot

>be German
>صلاة في المسجد خمس مرات في اليوم

>be American
>go outside
>get shot by jamal who just got done fucking your wife

>be yuropeean
>want give your wife some alone time with Achmed
>go out
>his inbred brother/cousin runs you over

>tfw you built a wall
>tfw no riots, no terrorist attacks, no chimpouts ever

>be a member of western civilization
>get fucked over by kikes and dune coons
we're all in this together

Damn the bants are real, include me in the screencap senpai

>be burger
>never go outside

kek

>Be American
>have to learn Spanish when you want some gardening done.

>be american

>be American
>be 56%

haha funny cause it happens to me everyday

>be Serb
>get bombed

>Be Yank
>Elect a nigget president
>Elect a nigger president again
>Be faggot
>Go to faggot bar
>Get massacred

>be mexican
>light fireworks
>die

>"be" europ"ean"
>double post from sheer buttfrustration

>be poltard
>go outside
>see how happy people realy are
>get bluepilled

>be brazilian
>be robbed
>be raped
>be kidnpaed
>get killed
>get AIDS
>be fucked by a tranny

>be american
>also double post because you just finished prepping the bull

>be russian
>your mom is too poor to feed you more than 1 time a day

Truestory. Im 175 cm tall

>be not dutch
>be not much

is this supposed to be banter?

>be british
>vote to leave the EU
>still in the EU

>be Russian
>stay drunk

No but this is

> be Canadian
> be single and make 71k Canada bucks a year
> be half Irish and half french
> blonde hair blue eyes
> done with women, lots of extra dosh for dabs, tech toys and the odd coke bender

Feels good man. Have girls coming up to me at the gym giving me their number. I tell them I'll text the, but never do, and when I see them at the gym afterwards I act busy and focused and totally ignore them.

>be European
>take a wrong turn into no go zone
>get gang raped
>report rape to police
>get fined for hate speech
>decide you need to protect yourself
>get imprisoned for owning a gun

>be European
>don't care for Europe
>love America

>LARPing - The post

>be dutch
>be dutch
:^)

...

In should probably add some context to this. I'm 33 so all the bitches interested in me are 25ish and up and have likely been railed by miles of cock.

Now if only you could leave the EU as well.

Can any Germans please translate this for us?

>be dutch
>live below sea level
>still trying to evolve gills & webbed feet

It was a peaceful truck

>be african
>

What are you?

>le jumbled up russian flag country trying to stay relevant on Sup Forums.org

>LARPing - The sequel

Why don't you learn how to farm faggot.

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Nah truth. I'm not pretending I'm brad Pitt or some shit, but I'm not gonna go around fucking or loving whores.

Here is a red pill for you. If you're over 30 and still single, your only options are supporting a mentally damaged whore who's fucked more guys than goy know, or etc...

pretty hard to do desu
le niggerflag trying to stay white on Sup Forums

>be Polish
>lead a safe comfy live

I live in a khrushevka in Moscow. There us no where to grow your own grain and carrots.

Canadian?

>What are you?

What do you think he is?

I mean what is your job.

i voted remain actually

In not good at spanish so you probably wouldnt get it :^)

Good one.
Too bad its a night prayer time. So you should head to the mosque.

Ahh. Facility Manager.

>LARPing - The Trilogy

CuCK! You must be a JOCK! (Thats English for Scottish you American football playing pricks)

>As of 2010, there were 4.8 million Muslims in Germany (5.8% of the country’s population) and 4.7 million Muslims in France (7.5%). In Europe overall, however, Russia’s population of 14 million Muslims (10%) is the largest on the continent.

Really makes you think...

>be american
>only 1% muslim
Feels good.

>be dutch
>live in dmsterdam
>drugs, hookers and tasty food
I miss it a bit...

You got enough to deal with already

>Muslims make up 1% of the population
>Vote for one as President
>Twice

That's even worse.

Savage

Haha i have friends who travel to London. Nothing but muslims. Sad! You brit cunts cant even own a tiny Island. Sad!

We have our hands full with 12% black.

Don't forget niggers

the blackest niggers ive ever seen were in amsterdam, the ones that are so black they have a blue tinged halo in direct sunlight.

They were trying to swap some shitty hash for weed outside the hotel, I refused.

Didn't fly over to smoke some handwarmed, niggersweat covered resin. They were scary though.

>Be Yuropoor
>Get T R U C K E D

>be canada
>pretend to be real country

Yeah, you gotta be careful about stuff like that. We were a small group and we had a local dude who one of my friends knew who showed us around, he had lived there his whole life so he was pretty informative and could assist us.

I'm really tall, here I always look down on people but first time I went there I saw several people at about the same height as me, felt like home. Even saw one girl who was about same height as me.

>be from planet earth
>shitpost on Sup Forums while other more advanced races scoot about the galaxy banging hot xeno chicks in their space supercanoes

Humans really need to get their shit together. I've only been here for a few months on vacation, but from what I've seen, you're hundreds, if not thousands of years away from even figuring out basic intergalactic flight. Can't wait to get back to Andromeda.

>Be American
>Get shot

>be american
>make shitty Sup Forums threads on Sup Forums

>be bongcuck
>get arrested for owning a plastic butterknife

Why are the Baltic so violent?

>Be burger
>Die from heart disease

>he doesn't know that Sup Forums is basically Sup Forums 2.0

Road fatalities
per 100,000
inhabitants
per year

Road fatalities
per 100,000
motor vehicles

Road fatalities
per 1 billion
vehicle-km

Total fatalities
latest year
(adjusted/estimated
figures by WHO report)

United States 10.6 12.9 7.1 34,064
France 5.1 7.6 5.8 3268
Germany 4.3 6.8 4.9 3540


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>be amerilard
>go outside
>you can't cause you're too fat

SHART

>be portuguese
>go outside
>no ultramarine empire
>no glorious sailboats to conquer the world with
>btfo spaniards for fun
>can't have guns
>go inside
>no money for food
>ded

>be European
>LOVE America
>HATE Europe
>get mad at Anti-American shitposts
>my goal in life is immigrating to America
>pls give me advice senpaitachi