Hey Pol,
So my ex-gf and I hooked up a couple months ago...I find out she was burning coal on the side & talking to arabs on Instagram so I stopped talking to her. Now she's preggo, won't leave me alone, and says its mine. Totally impossible because the dates don't match up but as you can tell from her pics it doesn't seem to phase her.
Can Pol work some magic on Instagram or twitter to help a bro out?
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Should have fucked traps instead.
Fuck off retard, we're not your personal army. You should have kept your dick in your pants.
Punch the bitch in the mouth. She's lying.
You're a loser and an asshole for choosing her in the first place. Fuck you. Suck it up and deal with it like a man.
If you know it's not yours then you simply wait for the niglet to be born and you yourself demand a paternity test. When it comes out negative you can celebrate with the lads the huge bullet you just dodged.
NYPA faggot
Oh this bitch is def fucking niggers hahahha. Have fun being forced to pay 18yrs for a little shit skin niglet!
I've said it before I'll say it again, there needs to be a website that doc attacks people who's private information you give it. Oh wait that's Facebook.
put in your IP address to hide your flag
you dont want any record of this coming back after we help you
>>>/notyourpersonalarmy/
What you just did is illegal and your ip address has been logged. Authorities will be notified
Let he know you plan on demanding a DNA test to determine paternity and plan to sue if it turns out it isn't yours.
Burn her instead of the coal in the oven.
Worked for some ppl around here.
Just keep an eye out for the blue guys, they don't really like this sort of things
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Just block her, you dipshit.
Tell her you're infertile and to get a paternity test. Otherwise take her back and just accept being a cuck.
just hoping for some meme magic that's all. my ip isn't hidden.
Stop talking to her you fucking cuck. If she comes after you for child support, take a paternity test and be done with it. This thread belongs on Sup Forums.
haahahha
Work what magic idiot.
Get a paternity test and das it.
this
Nypa
Holy shit, hahah.
This.
Faggots like that get laid and yet here I am a 24 year old kv.
Maybe I really should an hero. It's not like I enjoy life anyways.
>having an earring
Just for that I feel like outing you telling us to harass her
dont turn this into an r9k thread
>pay for it you fuck if you have to stop being a bitch
Accept her, then crush her.
Make her think its all going to be fine, play number 1 cuck and then leave.
>If she comes after you for child support, take a paternity test and be done with it.
Afraid it isn't that simple. In civil court the female is always right, regardless of whether or not he is the father, he'll likely end up paying child support. Yes, there have been cases that ended that way. Also some areas leave the paternity test completely up to the female. If she refuses, they will assume the baby is his.
>THANKS PATRIARCHY!
HAHAHAHA
What a fucking faggot.
Fucked a nigger.
Talked to arabs.
Ha Ha Ha Ha. God Damn what a fucking whore. If that baby is yours your life is ruined M8.
If you are positive its not you should do a paternity test and then shame her online when your name is cleared.
Don't you EVER. no matter what. EVER get back together with her.
Are you married? No? Then just refuse child support until she can prove its yours.
Tfw so upset over a 4/10 tatt'd up whore with daddy issues that u have to cry to internet autists for help.
Depending on what state he is he could be fucked since in Florida even if you aren't the dad biologically you still have to pay child support if your name is on the birth certificate
>knew she burns coal
>still had sex with her
Fuck off. If you are white you have no self respect for yourself and don't deserve any help from none here. But I'm Canadian and were are known for being nice so here's a tip: kill her and then yourself.
Yeah but she has no remorse that's the problem. And ordinarily I wouldn't have went back to her but in the bedroom she is a freaking 10. Totally manipulative though. Women...
Someone post that screenshot of the guy who had the vasectomy and ruined that slut who tried to trick him into thinking he got her pregnant.
OP needs to read it for inspiration.
>leaf
Is it only me or she looks like a total evil hoe? Also 100% coalburner
shut the fuck up cuck and prepare to raise your niglet
Hello, OP.
This and fuck off OP, you don't get a (you)
this isn't your personal sperm bank to deliver your stupid cum drops
First I need pics of her (naked of course) then I can help you.
Demand a test. Don't speak to her until results are in.
not just you. Complete skank, high chance of having daddy issues and higher chance of drug use. Also, Im certain she provides no value to society.
Let me translate
>be underage b&
>girl I crush on rejected me
>now she's fucking Jerome & Abdul
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>halp
Here fag
This is bullshit nobody do anything
is that an alt-right male?
This is why you dont sign that certificate until you get a test
You deserve it.
Sperm can survive inside of the uterus for up to a Week. Now, go re-do your math.
Dude. Stop being a faggot.
OP really is a faggot
They just put your name on there. There has been loads of instances in Florida where the woman just puts the guy's name there. They are almost as bad as california
deny everything including this thread and demand paternity test. talk to lawyer asap. thats all you need to do and its that simple.
DNA test
bait
also, PA requests should get permabans
wtf is this real
Dude she has a retweet that says "I hate the male population I just use them for their bodies"
And she just hooked up with you, no virtuous woman is doing that. And if you think she is virtuous but it turns out not true, then why would you even like her?
And did you know that you are not allowed to DNA test the baby without the mother's permission? It's probably not even yours, but she will get child support from you.
You got played by a completely dysfunctional woman.
Everyone flood her Twitter and Instagram with "everyone dies in Rogue One"
>fucking your balls and not moving to another state/country
checked.
Where did you learn to speak cuck?
So here's the thing...Definitely not a cuck. She is so manipulative- but a freaking 10 in the bedroom. First time this has happened
I thought that a few memes would be helpful. Not trying to hurt anyone.
This is simply not the case. There have been cases where a couple has had a baby, the man has raised the baby and found out that it wasn't his, left the woman and ended up having to pay child support, but this is totally different. OP is a whiney bitch who is acting like a little girl. Jesus Christ, grow some balls.
>PERSONAL ARMY
can reddit fucking leave I'm fucking tired of this crap you shitheads.
Look at the fucking site you're on and go kill yourself. Sup Forums has always been a personal army, guess what faggot no one is CONSCRIPTING you
NO CONSCRIPTION
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
jesus christ
kek
Shows any pussy can do it, that means you user
Look at this shit, OP she really wants you there, I think there is a reason you were sperm jacked. Though it might not be yours, it doesn't matter. Now she is in your life forever, you got yourself a literal succubus now. Let this be a lesson to everyone, just masturbate. No need for porn if you are against that, just fucking masturbate. Stop hooking up with women, that is not how good families are made.
omg wow he looks like an absolutely fucking normal white guy?
I don't understand what the problem is. You have a nice girlfriend and now you're going to be a father. Is this a ruse to make single people feel bad? Why are you rubbing your success in my face?
>PLS GIVE ME WEAPONIZED AUTISM
>I DON WANNA HURT NOBODY
fuck outta here go to infchan to ruin people's lives
couldn't you just get a DNA test when the thing comes out?
Bump my Sup Forums thread I made for OP
>average nu pol user
NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY
FAGGOTS I GODDAMN HATE YOU FOR SUPPORTING THIS
NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SA GE SAGE
>Why are you rubbing your success in my face?
You are so dumb if you think this is success. I'd like you to meet my sister, she is a former meth addict. I trust you are so beta and dumb that you will ignore the red flags so that you can get sex.
Lol gut one
As long as she's a former addict and is walking the righteous path now, that sounds great. Do you want to discuss this on Skype?
>instagram.com
>falling for the vaginal jew
when will you faggots learn
Canada.
OP IS A GIANT KEKING FAGGOT
REPORT & SAGE
Dude, she's talking about fucking some dude named Raffa lol no meme magic can help you, except maybe yo crash her plane.
Yeah, getting AIDS is a great idea.
Looks like the kinda chick that loves scat.
That's what you get for having PRE MARITAL SEX YOU DEGENERATE
For the newfags, this right here is why you don't have pre-marital.
We help each other here you dirty slav
I'm venting dudes- relax. I'm not asking for a personal army but a band of bros who can throw some sarc and humor back at someone who is obviously playing games
what the fuck dude are you serious?
fuck you OP, if you were good and happy you would be shitting on us virgin losers, I hope you suffer
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not your personal army. get a DNA test
No she already has a bf. I don't think she could hack it being out of a relationship. I can hack it because I want to actually get a quality partner, and that happens after I get successful in the free market. Patience is great.
Or at all
So you want a group of people to follow your orders and throw some "sarc" and "humor" at this girl.
Yeah, that's a lot different, now I get it.
wtf is sarc, you faggot?
Sup Forums IS DEFINITELY A PERSONAL ARMY
GUESS WHAT FAGGOT THERE'S NO CONSCRIPTION
GO BACK TO
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what the fuck are you babbling about? i'm not your diary, faggot. stop sharing your woes with me. goddamn free market. hahahah.