Hey Sup Forums, I am going on a trip to NYC. any advises or tips?

Hey Sup Forums, I am going on a trip to NYC. any advises or tips?

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Don't.

Always watch your back and keep track of your wallet. Around blacks, never relax.

Buy a small kitchen knife for protection, you can throw it away when going back.

Read this:

How's Kansas, flyovercucks?

stay in manhattan, south of 100th street.

Actually I live in Florida.

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I already booked in Brooklyn.

Its pronounced house-ton, not Houston.

Pretty sure it's illegal to carry a knife. You'll be fine, just keep aware of surroundings. Try not to make it obvious youre a tourist. Enjoy your trip

Sweet, me too!

Dade County is best county.

rent a car and don't take public transport then (same goes for any city).

It's literally the safest city in the world. It's a huge police state saturated with cops. Most businesses are cash only to evade the high taxes and the upperclass has zero anxiety walking around with a thousand dollars in cash piss drunk.

Unfortunately, a knife won't help you.

You know how it goes:
>Be American
>Get shot

Get body armour and a police escort.

Go to dinner at Malatesta. Best modern Italian anywhere.

Also I forgot to mention that I am gonna spend a night on the street and then take a bus to Pennsylvania to go back to Orlando because it's cheaper. I just want to know if it's possible to stay outside all night in nyc.

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No it isn't shut the fuck up.

Walton county is the best county.

Renting a car in NYC? OP would get by faster if he just relied on the metro and taxis to get around.

You're going to sleep on the street? What?

>Hey guys I'm going to spend a night on the street in the middle winter in an irradiated warzone, is this possible?

Why? You have money to take this trip but not enough to spend another night at a hotel?

Can confirm this. I saw an attempted mugging happen in Manhattan and a plain clothes cop came out of fucking nowhere and fucked his shit up.
Crime is virtually non-existent there.

Based Rudy turned NYC from being a Weimar Republic cesspool into the great city it is today.

Go to the Metropolitan Museum of Art. You can spend 5 days there alone.

cities considered the 'safest' can be the exact opposite due to small time criminals wanting to overcompensate.

I have a really limited budget. I also used airbnb.

Are you going by yourself or sonething?

Bring money and wet wipes. Double up on pants, don't get vendor pretzels. They give you dropped food full of motor oil. I am not kidding this guy gave me a pretzel covered in road salt or something and I was 8.

idk yet, probably by myself

Get a buttplug and bang black dudes regularly, just to blend in.

Also lots of homeless. I haven't been there in like 10 years but it smells like piss big time. In Philly it only smells like that underground.

>Walton County

Had literally to Google that.

Well if you're dead set on the idea of getting robbed at knifepoint and losing a kidney, then at least do it in the safest way possible.

Find a safe spot in the bus terminal and just sit there, reading or something. Or find a bar and drink there for a while. Don't go walking around shady neighbourhoods that you don't know, and don't just sleep in the middle of a bus terminal (or you will get robbed).

You clearly don't have much common sense, so let me be clear: use your fucking brain in future.

don't listen to anybody on Sup Forums because they think new york city is frozen in 1977

check out the happy hour at duff's, dollar beers and the best jukebox in town

Its legal to carry fixed blade under 4"

Im an nycfag. Ur not gonna get mugged like these faggots r saying. The city is safe af, just dont go to harlem. Don't hold ur wallet out like a retard on the subway.

Visit the hi-line on the west side. The bar scene in alohabet city is cool. The ratio of girls to guys is like 5:1.

Yeah well I had to google your county as well.

not to mention the crime rate is currently the lowest it's been in decades

Bars close at 4

>Hey Sup Forums, I am going on a trip to NYC

Why in the world would you ever do that?

Nyc is fun. Stop being a bitter faggot.

>check out the happy hour at duff's, dollar beers and the best jukebox in town

Sounds like a once in a lifetime experience.

>Nyc is fun

If your definition of fun is "overcrowded and chaotic," then I'd agree with you.

Why does every ((fucker)) on the coasts actually believe that we care about what happens in NYC or LA?

We are the real America. We understand what this country is truly about. We take care of each other and don't give a fuck about your globalist agenda bullshit. We maintain the rear guard and will be ready to fight for you idiots when the need arises.

Just stay in your "Utopias" and leave us the fuck alone. We will continue to feed you, warm you, and defend you. You're welcome.

Check out Central Park for sure -- its beautiful and not swamped with people.

Museums are great - The Met and Natural History Museum are both just off the park.

Food is obviously great.

Walk the Highline and get beers at the Standard.

Walk around the southern tip of Manhattan, check out the bars on Stone Street -- not a super popular spot and the cobblestones/history is aesthetic.

These are very generic suggestions that anyone will like -- feel free to ask more specific stuff.

t. new yorker

No, theres a shit ton of things to do, and its not that crowded unless u go to retarded tourists areas like times square.

post more chapas.

Ok cletus. Sorry the cities doesnt have a walmart every block

>cletus

I love this goto insult for uppity urbanites. I'm from the northeast btw.

you have grossly overestimated your importance and your claims that you take care of another is extremely dubious. i know this because I live in rural missouri and the conditions around me are rather depressing. even in these homogenous white towns people find ways to hate one another.

nigger detected

>Missouri
>The "Show Me" state

If you weren't so fucking stupid we could just tell you.

stay away from anything above the 100 block. it gets progressively worse the further up you go

yes go upstate then kill yourself

Do a social experiment of you walking down Harlem in you MAGA hat.

Yes, people here are very stupid, like most of the midwest and south.

harlem doesn't have free speech.
he would be instantly assaulted and probably killed.

if you're in down town Manhattan than you really have nothing to worry to about, just keep your wallet close, try not to carry too much cash and you'll be fine New York is Disney land now

Just googled both your counties, and it seems his is better, considering you live in Miami and he lives in basically southern Alabama

Here's the rundown


Go to a isles game. Cheap as fuck and it's enjoyable

Avoid the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, A, C, and Z trains. All go to the ghetto areas

Avoid Times Square. Tourist trap.

Go to the lower east side if you want to eat

Staten Island is nice. Stay for a couple of days

Brooklyn is either trash or hipster trash. Avoid Williamsburg, bedstuy, Brownsville, and Coney Island

Shop by 5th avenue or avenue of the Americas

And that's about it user. Just avoid the Bronx unless it's the summer

Which part user?

Stay far from Harlem as many have already said
This guy also knows what's up.

Honestly, what you're going to have to do when you sleep outside, is probably sleep at central park or a populated area. If you sleep in an Alley or dark street, you're just asking to be robbed. Though I also suggest that you try to look poor, Robbers typically don't go for poor people. Sleep in Central park, and look poor. Though I'd heavily suggest finding someplace inside to sleep.

We have some top notch cops here. The problem is all the blacks in Brownsville. They're bad

This. Giuliani made Times Square at least free of gangs. Only issue is that our dumbass mayor has ruined this city into a liberal crapper with Chinese tourists

>all these non-New yorkers telling OP to do normie shit

Take the SI ferry

GTFO out of niggertown quick, go to the South Shore. See the Conference House (Dutch colonial house where Tommy J and Benny F met Corny and tried to negociate peace). Go to the bald eagle reserve. Then go to a guido bar, do some jagerbombs, sock Vinny in the face and fuck a hot ass orange chick.

You're welcome.

Lots of morons/rubes ITT. Used to go to East Harlem 5 days a week to see my personal trainer, zero problems on the train or on the street. Lived in Manhattan since 2013 and have never in my life even been close to a criminal predicament, and have been absolutely fucking smashed countless times on trains/outside bars in the middle of the night. Nothing.

As for tips, if I was you I'd spend my time in dive bars. You'll find a friendlier crowd there than expensive places, and obviously the price is key if you're planning to spend a night on the street. If you do that I might look at the west side near the Hudson... I live around there and I've never really seen homeless people or any shadiness. If I was you I'd drink (not too much) at various bars until they close, then smoke and sip coffee throughout the rest of the night. At least that way you won't be completely fucking miserable.

Museum type shit bores me to tears but I guess you could do that. Only places I'd definitely avoid later at night are any of the parks, especially WSP and Central. Bands of crackfiends, and the construction of the parks lends itself to petty thievery.

Any other questions feel free.

This is a horrible idea. NYC is one of the safest cities in the world for a tourist to go. Stay out of a few select neighborhoods and no one is gonna bother you

Close to Brooklyn Museum

bring a lot of money, it's expensive
don't go to harlem if you're white
times square and the empire state building are a waste of time
broadway shows, ny delis and ny pizza are not a waste of time

That is a place that isn't too bad. At least pass by the Verrazano. Underrated bridge. The night makes it look even better with a clear ocean

If you go to any pizzeria in NYC, just go to L&B and have the Sicilian pie. That sauce they use is amazing

Get a room in a YMCA for christ sake. You dont stay on streets in jew york in winter

YMCA ? what's that ?

Go to Astoria and get yourself a qt fatima who's living on daddy's money and "trying things out"

seriously though astoria's lovely

New Yorker here. OP, you can get a free bed for the night if you can go home with a girl. No lie. Pick the ugliest one in a group and drink until you don't remember and you'll wake up next to her in the morning.

There is a capsule hotel on 39th near grand central that you can stay at for less than 100 a night.

Otherwise, if you're in manhattan you will not need a knife. The niggers are kept in check by businesses and the police- they are both everywhere.

If you are in brooklyn, Manhattan above 100th st, or the bronx, either get the fuck out of there ASAP or be prepared to get accosted by niggers.

Hope this helps.

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Brooklyn isn't that infested with blacks. It's pretty much either garbage or somewhat tolerable. Avoid Brownsville and anything past the Barclays

Probably forgot to mention the most important part, I am not American guys. I am a 21 years old Arab student in an exchange program.

Get ready for a nose full of piss and carbon monoxide

Go see Wicked.

Also. Niggers are going to endlessly ask you if you like hip hop. The correct answer is "yes, I just hate niggers is all." Then they wont try to sell you a signed copy of their CD.

Fucking kek, you're going to get arrested for hanging out aimlessly in the middle of the night under suspicion of terrorist activity.

Atleast you'll be sleeping in a jail cell.

I thought nigs were moving out of Harlem now because they can't afford the high rents?
I took a walk on like 105th street once and it seemed like a pretty clean area.

That's too much

>sauce

I am not worrying about that at all because I look a lot like colin kaepernick and they fucking dig it in here (orlando).

so I believe they will like me in nyc too

Stay out of the Bronx after 7:30pm.

Stay out of Brooklyn after 9:00pm

Stay as long as you like in Queens.

Don't try and haggle with a native New Yorker you'll never win.

If you buy food from anyone be it street vendor or guy in an alleyway if he tells you its USDA Premium Beef don't question him/her. Take a bite in front of him so he knows your on the level. They are very proud of there meats.

Don't try and do an accent. That is how you get mugged.

Miami Dade county is the most popular tho

(((girls)))

also this should go without saying but if a stranger (especially a black one) tries to get your attention FLAT OUT IGNORE HIM! Don't be nice and try to 'hear him out' just keep walking as if he isn't even there with a big 'fuck off look on your face'

BEWARE OF THE NEGRO!!!

This. RUN AWAY FAR AWAY FROM THE BRONX

Visit the Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Museum of Natural History. Don't be a good goy and pay the (((suggested))) price, pay what you think is fair for your economic status.

Seriously don't pass up the opportunity to see plate armor, an actual Egyptian temple, a full size Blue Whale model, and some incredible taxidermy dioramas.