>"Ok guys, welcome to ECON 101! I'm your professor, Jill Stein".
What do?
>"Ok guys, welcome to ECON 101! I'm your professor, Jill Stein".
What do?
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Hide my wallet, quick.
Leave and only come back for the final
Show tits or gtfo
Die from laughter after the first lecture.
Write "DUDE WEED LMAO" on all my exams and ace the course
Seduce her
sit in the first row and fantasize about fucking her for the entire lecture
Realize Im in the wrong classroom because I already took that course
Get kicked out of the lecture hall for whipping out my dick and masturbating furiously in the front row
Try and figure out what else changed after shifting to the worst timeline.
>AYO TEACH IS A GMILF THO
>whole class gangbangs her like a feeble Japanese girl
yiss
FPBP
kek
Wait to see what she teaches, trying to keep an open mind.
turn 360 degrees and walk away
There's still time to bail with no debt repercussions.
*unzips dick*
No refunds bb
Have consensual sex with her.
Talk her into sucking my dick after class
turn around 360 degrees and walk.
the.
fuck.
out.
Ask what a medical doctor is doing teaching economics.
Do poorly in the class and then demand a regrade on my final.
Fuck, I get beat every time.
>don't go to class
>write exam about how capitalism is racist and misogynist and xenophobic
>get A
Sexy grandma what are you doing here?
Fbpb
Shit, meant fpbp
>Be happy that a jew is teaching me the complexities of economics, rather than some low iq white subhuman.
>cool story babe, now get back in the kitchen