TRUMP MEMES FOR CHRISTMAS

My 75yo Dad is impossible to shop for. Lucky he's a raging republican so I'm going to print out a bunch of pro-trump, anti-hilary memes and give him memes for a Christmas present.

>l'll dump what I have collected so far.

>Dank memes for Christmas!

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It's a bit late now, but Ben Garrisons website has a lot of Pro-Trump / anti-Hilary cartoons printed in large size for framing and signed prints too.

I'm not going to link it because I don't want to appear commercially affiliated with him but google Ben Garrison grrraphics

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Thanks for the tip friend. I'll definitely print some off his site.

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bet the NSA is itching to record her at the white house. Unfortunately some will be when fucking trump.

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I thought Trump's daughter was going to be living there instead? If that's the case then fuck those lucky bastards.

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I think this is my last one :/

>PLEASE BUMP

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well, they will probably see both so they win.

Some secretive clandestine agencies have all the fun.

I recognize that bulge...Garrison, the fuck

Michelle is one tough looking lady. Do you think you could take her in hand to hand combat? Be honest.

barack takes him on face to cock combat every night

Who's cock? Obama's or Michelle's?

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didn't people say she was an escort or sheeit?

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This is actually a cute and thoughtful idea for someone who doesn't know what memes are. You can put them in a nice photo album/scrap book so the pages are protected and it would really be a cool gift for your pops

This thing could only work with the 70+ crowd though

does anyone have the one where the two little elves are trying to hold her up?

I'm not sure. Looks like she was a successful model so you really wouldn't need to be a prostitute.

Obama's mom on the other hand

youtube.com/watch?v=HoqFQHIwUUs

get him some of these masks

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Amazing! This will be the cover page for this booklet of memes Christmas present.

Get your dad a real gift, fag. He doesn't want a reddit son for Christmas.

does he like anime and joe biden?

dumping for pops

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They start on opposite sides of the room and joust each other.

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That's what I tought. He watches news so he hears about memes but doesn't go near computers so this is his own person meme collection he can show his old right wing friends and get some lols.

flatworms actually mate like that

That's actually pretty dope.

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My dad is a minimalistic millionaire. He's not just had to shop for, more like impossible. He always tells our family not to get him shit... and he's serious.

I got him a box of bullets too though.

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Kek!
Thank you kindly

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I'm tapped out. Merry Christmas to you and your dad

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Marry Christmas to you too bro.

I have enough of these to make a 'MSM lies' section.

>Stanley Ann Dunham
>Dunham

Wait just a gosh derned minute here. Is king nigger related to Lena Dunham ((matrilinially))?

That's suppose to be Obama's mom.

Post some of your favorites. I could use some.

All the posts in the beginning is my dump.

OP you are horrible at gifts aren't you? Allow me to help.

Get him a MAGA bumper sticker, a MAGA hat, and all 3 copies of TIME Magazine's "Meltdown" "Total Meltdown" and the "Person of the year" editions.

Now the hat itself is left out of this next part. But take all 3 magazines and the bumper sticker, and frame them all on one giant picture frame (if you aren't a cuck, you'd go to the mall or some picture store to do this professionally). The entire backsplash for the frames board should be memes. Make a like 5'x3' printout of all different memes, some of Hillary crying, liberals crying, Trump hugging the flag, the works basically.

Now you have a really awesome Christmas gift. You fully covered the entire election in one giant picture. You have the MSM lying their ass off via TIME, MAGA bumper stickers, the Person of the Year edition (should be front and center), and an entire backsplash of liberal tears memes to spice it up.

My favorite weaponized autism

These are my media lies memes.

I have to say that does sound like a real neat gift.

My dad's a pretty popular old guy thpugh. I can see him passing a meme booklet around at his gun club. So long as it's actually funny

Do it scrapbook style and make it look nice. Don't just chuck a bunch of printed off photos into a folder and hole punch it. You got 2 days, thats more then enough time to do it proper. Top it off with a MAGA hat though.

I would if I could possibly get that hot by Christmas, another user mentioned getting him that hat, it never even occured to me thouth. Another user also mentioned a scrapbook style which is a great idea.

I'm decent with photoshop so they'll be arranged tastefully.

she was a cia asset, used in honeypots

like with frank marshall davis, who is obongo's real dad

So it is Obama's mom?

I like retro porn but not the kind where the face is *exactly* the same on all pictures, as if photoshopped.

Damn! Good catch. I'm still going to claim it's real. My dad wouldn't question it.

Colored mayor, attorney and cops. The Blacks don't run that city.

Blacks =/= Coloreds

wtf people, that doesn't even look like her.

What are you saying?
If you Google her and then imagine her looking really slutty in those pics then it looks like her.

I use the free throw analogy

Who cares if you made more when you lost the game by 10 points?

That makes sense. I this meme it's more about her bitching about rules she agreed to in the first place.

>What are you saying?
Words have meaning.

Coloreds tend to have lighter skin and were already in the North before the 1st Great Migration. They are NOT Blacks.

BTW, the reason why the term 'colored' is hated by Coloreds is that they don't like it when its used to refer to Blacks whom they see as inferior. Coloreds are the ones calling everyone racist and bitching about kings. Blacks are the ones actually destroying the corrupt Establishment by force.

Cultural differences are another thing.

that is still not the same person in the picture.

Yeah. I've never heard that before. Coloreds has always been a term for blacks. Furthermore both light skinned and dark skinned blacks both ack like niggers.

>Coloreds has always been a term for blacks.
Wrong
>Furthermore both light skinned and dark skinned blacks both ack like niggers.
Also wrong. Mulattos and Blacks act like the descendants of Border Reivers. Coloreds act like pretentious asshole New Englanders. There's a huge cultural difference.

Only very recently have people started to think Colored and Black were synonyms. The Blacks must be armed and the Coloreds must be suppressed.

>black person detected.

Here's some for you "my favorite, weaponized autism."

wut?

I've not seen this trip in years

2/10 not even slightly amusing

It was bugging, me fuck you. I bumped your thread so be grateful

the dankest meme tbqh

You seem oddly eager to defend dark skinned blacks as being less niggerish then the rest of the coons. It basically sounds like your justify your own coal black self.

Get him a "America is great again" hat lol

Well I thank your OCD then.

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Good luck OP