So, Sup Forums, your claim on the Bir Tawil triangle has been recognized by the UN and every sovereign country in the world except China, Egypt, Sudan, Israel, USA (Obama) and Tuvalu. You are the indisputed ruler of the land and you have 2520 permanent residents as your new citizens, living in improvised huts and full of hope for their new homeland.
Your population consists of: >2000 (anglo/germanic) whites (79,4%) >300 arabs (11,9%) >200 sub-saharan africans (7,9%) >20 east asians (0,8%)
>They all have high-school as their highest education level. >Male/female ratio is 50% >Steady population pyramid, booming youth
>Your northern neighbor is Egypt >Your southern neighbor is Sudan
>Biome is desertic, no rivers or lakes, no arable land >You found a nearly limitless supply of oil underground
You must set: >Name of your country >Flag >Capital City >Type of government >Economical and social policies >Foreign and domestic affairs/Defense >Write a Constitution >Your first decree as the new ruler
Julian Fisher
The only people who voted for Trump are rural and suburban retards.
City people all voted for Hillary.
Christopher Gonzalez
>Name of your country New Texas >Flag pic related >Capital City W City >Type of government minarchism >Economical and social policies Syndicalism - worker collectives manage companies with rights guaranteed by govt. Social policies determined at the local level, with neither support for or discrimination against minorities >Foreign and domestic affairs/Defense Ally with Europe, work with Turks, kill Saudis with Fire. Egypt is ok as long as they don't get too islamist. >Write a Constitution Parliment, bill of rights, new deal >Your first decree as the new ruler Use oil money to fund public higher education for all citizens, with flexible hours for students and required compliance by collectives.
Jose Scott
>wrong pic, here is the flag
Luis Harris
I thought these threads were all moved to /tg/. Haven't seen one of them here for a long time. It's generally easier if you provide choices, OP... Like, A. Do this, B. Do this, et cetera.
Grayson Fisher
Disgusting
Chase Williams
is there a problem?
Dylan Turner
Blue quadrant or nothing, non-statist cuck.
Christian Lopez
>Name: New Syrian Arab Republic >flag:syrian flag but stars are replaced with Sup Forums clovers >capital city: New Damascus >Gov Type: Memearchy >Foreign affairs: Invite russia to build a YUUGE base >Constitution is a rip off of the North Korean constitution >First decree: fursuits mandatory
Oliver Lee
>Gov Type: Memearchy mfw
Andrew Anderson
>Name of your country White Somalia >Flag Pic related >Capital City Implying we have cities >Type of government who the fuck needs government? >Economical and social policies taxes are theft and policies infringe on peoples rights >Foreign and domestic affairs/Defense citizens defend their own shit >Write a Constitution Non Aggression Pact >Your first decree as the new ruler GUBMINT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dylan Roberts
>City people all voted for Hillary. In California
Austin Powell
Name: Anglo-Arabia Flag: pic related Capital City: Fuck You Tuvalu Government: Oligarchy Economic/Social Policies: Deregulated market economy, nationalist social policy Foreign Affairs: We're building a wall, sandniggers stay out and we'll leave you alone Constitution: Fuck it, just copy Serbia or Bulgaria or something, no one will notice First Decree: Deport everyone with an IQ
Austin Murphy
>>Name of your country: Libertaria >>Flag: pic >>Capital City: aynrandronpaulistan >>Type of government: Ancap paradise >>Economical and social policies: none >>Foreign and domestic affairs/Defense: private militias by the people >>Write a Constitution: man shall never be deprived of his property and property shall never be deprived of its man >>Your first decree as the new ruler: get rid of all the roads
Christopher Collins
fuck tuvalu can confirm
Gavin Moore
>>Name of your country > Woop Woop >>Flag > Picture of a meat pie with an abo getting shanked by another abo in the background >>Capital City > Fuckoffwerefull >>Type of government > Tribalism / Anarchy >>Economical and social policies > Can bum ciggies off ya mates, but always give lighters back ya fuckin dog > Punch wogs and steal their shit >>Social policies > Don't be a shit cunt > Don't dog ya mates > Tell pooftas and chinks to fuck off >>Foreign and domestic affairs/Defense > Build a wall around the whole country and shoot any boats or planes that get near. Fuck alliances we aren't fuckin lebs who need our cuzzies to back us up if some cunt wants to start something >>Write a Constitution >We don't have a constitution you stupid Americunts >>Your first decree as the new ruler >Everyone has to shitpost once a day, otherwise just do whatever.
Eli Bennett
so much green
Ryan Gomez
>Economical and social policies
Mostly the current policies in my country. Extremely left-wing but capitalist.
>Foreign and domestic affairs/Defense
Defense spending would have to be huge since both Egypt and Sudan are unstable countries. The country would rely heavily on other Western countries.
>Write a Constitution
The same as in Switzerland. Has a parliament but it's possible to subject all decisions to a referendum. A college of several people acts jointly as the head of state.
>Your first decree as the new ruler
The Arabs and Africans must be removed
Colton Lee
Whato movie isuh thatu?
Ryan Murphy
It's just a color. Power through it you fucking pussy.
Matthew Williams
A premise for this to even work is that neither Egypt nor Sudan launches an invasion on us, so I'll asume that
Name of country >Crusader Kingdom of Northern Africa Flag >White with a red, bloodied cross Capital city >The area is 2,025 and all desert. There's only space for one city and maybe some outposts/villages. Capital city shall be named Pearl City >Type of government Dictator fascist government with a strict set of rules to prevent moral degeneracy etc. but lenient financial/business/tax regulation to promote economic growth >Policies see above >Foreign/domestic affairs and Defense I'll start out by genocide all the arabs and niggers so only minimal police is required. Defense seems futile for a country with 2020 inhabitants against larger countries, so why even bother investing in military this early? >Write a constitution takes too much time but essentially just something that enforces the type of government i want and the policies i wish to enact, cf. abive >first decree The Genocide of Arabs and Sub-Saharan Africans Act of 2017
Jonathan Wilson
Red Cliff - a story from the 3 kingdoms period, directed by Jon Woo, it's fucking awesome
Gabriel Smith
>the poo sluu >purple and black with a symbol of an eyeball >yuanananana >anarcho-monarchism >private. Any protesters get shot on sight >PMC >u.s constitution copy and paste >free internet
Camden Murphy
Idiots if you genocide arabs or blacks egypt or sudan will invade you.
Alliances wouldn't help either, you would be overrun before someone could come to help you
John White
>Triangle >4 corners ???
John Taylor
Africans aren't that smart.
Gabriel White
>Name of your country Zimbabwe >Flag Shaka Zulu's head on a teal background >Capital City Zimbabwe >Type of government Tribalism >Economical and social policies Ooga booga >Foreign and domestic affairs/Defense Gimme dats >Write a Constitution We can't even read >Your first decree as the new ruler Where da white women at!?
Carson Bell
>declare yourself enemy of saudi arabia >within 2 weeks they ship weapons to North Sudan for the price of them invading, pillaging and raping everyone in your country with 30,000 paramilitary niggers lel retard
Luke Morgan
if theres only like 200 of them, would anyone even notice?
Nolan Phillips
>africans >math
pick one
Austin Rogers
Sorry I was absent but, neither Egypt or Sudan claims the Bir Tawil Triangle (Trapezoid), I just think they wouldn't recognize your country because it would bring too much attention to the Hala'ib Triangle dispute.
So, no, Egypt and Sudan wouldn't ever invade you for economical or geopolitical reasons but they would if you cleanse the arabs and nogs like said.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
>a story from the 3 kingdoms period
Are there any films about China that aren't about the three kingdoms period?
Isaac Nelson
Surely the findings of limitless oil supplies would alter their position on the triangle
David Jackson
Ah yes.
In that case you better get some allies pronto.
Liam Anderson
it is an objectively awesome time in history this one is cool, too
Aaron Ward
porgot fic
Nicholas Jenkins
Saw these when they came out. I remembered them being good but only have vague memories. Gonna re-watch them soon. I remember Let the Bullets Fly being crazy as hell.
Jacob Morgan
no, allies would't help. You will get overrun in couple of hours and ur royal ass will be murdered.
Justin Diaz
Are you deporting yourself burger?
Carson Hernandez
Average IQ in Mexico = 88 Average IQ in U.S. = 98 (and that gets dragged down because of all of the blacks and Mexicans)
Nathan Young
Oy vey, is this burger mocking me?
Connor Jenkins
You would not be nothing without us. Butthurt. You are as retard as Drumpf. United States would go to shit if Mexicans dissapeared. A great part of your actual workforce would tear down apart. Even your military as fucking scared whitetrash like you don't take part in the wars US fights with other nations. And your "average IQ" doesn't even meet your own standards. Kek
Lincoln Jenkins
I'm smart enough to know bait when I see it
Joseph Murphy
>neither Egypt nor Sudan recognize you >between both countries >unlimited oil >population of 2520
There is no winning solution. You immediately get invaded by Egypt and Sudan before you can develop anything.
Ryder Johnson
If you are smart enough for so, why don't you stop replying me?
