/AUSPOL/

>you fucken shitbags.

I hate this country.

Me too, its hard to love a bureaucratic hellhole filled with left wing retards and dumb as fuck normies who only care about wedge issues and tv shows.

This, Christ I have never seen a nations populace so utterly fucked and obsessed with wedge issues before as in Australia

>muh NBN
>muh dole bludgers

Meanwhile important shit gets ignored all the time.

I honestly tried really hard to be nationalistic and patriotic about Australia, and I just can't do it anymore. I hate this place.

Malcolm Prepthebull is a globalist Jew cuck

I can't think of a single redeeming feature of this cunt

You know what Kevin Rudd was actually a good Prime Minister, I don't care what you say.

Holy fuck. Are you all me? I feel a closer connection to Britain tbqhwy m8s. I really wish it weren't true but it is

So who will you guys be voting 1 for in 2019?
Senate: Lib Dems
House of Rep: Liberals (no one good in my electorate)

I prefer USA to be honest.

I wish I was a burger. I have some good britbro's though, but honestly the UK is fucked and cucked as bad as we are.

I was so happy about Trumps victory in America for a while until I realized it meant nothing for me, I am still going to be living under Turdbull and whatever retards replaces him in the next few months.

I want Donald as my leader.

I always vote Shooters and Fishers, and whatever other meme party is offering the most freedoms.

Fuck Liberal and Fuck Labour.

Yeah. I wan't to love this country, but its hard when the majority of the people I know think being Australian is getting drunk and passing out in a gutter in Kings Cross.

Why don't you bunch of sooks do something about it then? Join a party, get active instead of whining on an Okinawan owl painting forum.

Yeah I know, Lib/Lab one party system is shit, but in my electorate its only Libs and a bunch of left-wing and meme parties.
In the senate I put S&F as 2 after LDP, I hate our stupid gun laws.

A terrorist attack?

My brother is currently in Sydney Uni where the majority of Aussie PM's came from. He was invited to join the young liberal party there and he said they are the most disgusting sacks of shit he's ever met. He said a good 95% of them are richfag career fucks who are doing law school and don't give a fuck about actual issues and just want to gain power and the prestige of office.

He decided not to join after he saw some of the few decent guys in there get backstabbed for leadership, not over a policy issue but over a "it's my turn to be president of the liberals now"

He left disgusted with the entire party.

>tfw I was overseas recently and saw a place selling airsoft guns pretty cheap and wanted to buy one so badly but then remembered airsoft is fucking illegal in Australia because "lel they look like guns so lets ban them too even though they are considered a toy or sporting equipment in most other nations".

I fuckin hate this shithole. I want to join an airsoft team at least if I can't get a real gun.

I haven't officially joined a party but I have been trying to convince people to vote for the LDP. I have gotten some people but often its just like talking to a brick wall. Also, if you try to argue in favour of less strict gun laws, people look at you like you are crazy, someone even accused me of wanting to murder children because of it.

>someone even accused me of wanting to murder children because of it.
where the fuck are you cunt?

LDP, S&F, Pauline. They can all get elected. Lib before lAbo or Watermelons.

>Airsoft is banned
Fuckin hell that's bad

I generally vote the same as you, except I put S&F first and LDP second

>tfw I helped vote Leyonhelm in

You think that's cucked. Wait till you hear this.

Paintball is banned is some states and heavily regulated in all the others.

stop being fucking gigantic pussies. change wont happen if you just accept it and cry about it.

Australia could be much greater but atleast we arent fucking Syria you dog cunts.

You love Australia mmk.

There's a really simple argument you can use on normies regarding gun control. 3d printing. The Defense Distributed AR-15 80% lower can be 3d printed, and it's fire tested to >600 consecutive rounds (for reference, a factory standard, all metal AR-15 lower will fail after ~900 consecutive rounds).
Technically speaking you still need to make the barrel and upper, but normies don't know anything about guns in this country.

The argument is simple
>How can gun control work when anyone can 3d print a gun?

What was so bad about tony abbott? The media shat on him every chance they could. but now malcolm turncoat is in hes a fucking god on earth. Whats the deal?

M8 we cant even carry fucking pepper spray unless you live in WA. Our government is so fucking retarded and most people just go along with it because "muh port Arthur"..

Oh fuck

Tones stopped the boats, turnbull is left wing.
Pretty obvious mate.

Murdoch didn't like him. And also he imported tons of shitskins on 457's.

Sydney. Absolute shithole

POSSESSING THE PRINTER FILES IS AN OFFENSE.

kek

Yeah but how can anyone stop you getting them?

I'll try it but knowing the average retard in Australia they will probably say:
>"Oh god we need to ban 3D printers right now!!!"

>muh boats

This is the biggest fucking wedge issue of all and it's moronic as fuck.

Boat people were like, what, a maximum of 1k people a year. Meanwhile as the other guy said, (((Tones))) imported hundreds of thousands of shitskins of the 457 visa's at the same time he was stopping the baits.

He fucken pulled the wool over your eyes you dumb shits. Tones was an immigration disaster. Tones is a left wing faggot who loves immigrant cock up his gay asshole.

I'm still in favor of our navy literally just shooting them at sea though.

Get outta me water u dumb mutts!

Banning things is unfortunately dumb anglo culture. "Banned in Britain" is literally a meme and we've imported that dumb anglo culture to Australia.

Why are American's the only anglo's who value freedom? Is it because it was founded by people who couldn't stand to live under English rule for a second longer and fleed that freedomless shithole, while Australia was literally convict land?

As a licensed firearms dealer I can, but I don't. Cops love to play wackamole with dealers who stick their heads up.
Same with retired cops who have a carry permit. Publicly dissing the commissioner or police integrity commission will see it pulled.

Yeah mate, we know. I was just telling you the reason why they hated him.
Though it might've been a bit more to do with Malky lacking a spine and Tones having little else but.

this
>"Hey we're going to drastically increase immigration and overcrowd our cities but don't worry we stopped the boats!!!"

Easier to get a real gun than airsoft. I have a few personal rifles and handguns.

Honestly I think we should just do that too, probably be a bit of fun for the Navy lads too. But "muh boat people" are such a fucking non issue.

Pisses me off when Americans come in here and act like boat people are Australia's version of Mexicans border hopping. Boat people are a wedge issue distraction to make Tone seem like he's anti immigration while in reality he goes and imports all the shitskins legally by plane and these ones can't be fucking deported back without a lot of trouble.

Boat people are a small leaky tap while we have a literal tidal wave of plane people coming over. A total non issue.

This is true, now chinks are in USYD. Our next gen of politics will be greedy chinks.

A metal lower will fail after 900 rnds? What metal lower is that?

900 consecutive. As in full auto or as close as you can get with a semi.

australia has politics?

cutting out the middle men then

The US doesn't value freedom as much as it used to but its still there somewhat. Its because the US fought for their independence and thus valued freedom and limited government a lot more than other nations. Australia was effectively just let go when the UK couldn't be bothered anymore.

Its no where near as exciting as US politics. Both our main parties are controlled by bureaucratic shitheads to just want to control our lives. No one in Australia values freedom. We don't have a 1st or 2nd Amendment.

How do we uncuck Australia?

This discourse about how China is positioning to dominate the south Pacific is pathetic. China should be recoiling at Australia's domination of the region.

yeah only fucking boats, not even the ones who step off a plane and declare asylum.

Fucking hell, i was so upset when they foiled that terror attack, just hit them with a truck u dumb mudslimes.

St Pauls has a bloody refugees welcome banner on it for fucks sake

This. We are a lucky country. We are a trust fund nation. Literally just inherited a shitload of things like Democracy, Freedom, Independence from Britain and got given our Parliamentary System and Defense in our early days until Britain left us for dead in WW2 then we jumped over to big brother USA to defend us after that.

We don't value what we have and just legislate freedoms like gun rights and proper freedom of speech away because we think having them or not having them is as simple as flicking a switch on and off. We don't know how hard gained these things where and we don't value them since our country never fought to earn them.

Yeah its just ridiculous and if you speak out against immigration, you will be labelled a racist. The lovely go to word for left trash and people without a clue.

not just left, 90% of the "right" as well.

Man it's so sad, I was so happy all this year anticipating Trump, and then ecstatic at Trump's victory and had hope for the future. Then I remembered that I am not America and probably never will be, and that our own government is still ruled by a corrupt establishment and we don't have a freedom focused culture of aware people that want to get rid of these corrupt fucks. Australians are true goyim who completely eat up the wedge issues created to divide us and distract is from the governments corruption and treachery.

English expat here.

Yeah nah, shit's fucked. The reason my family moved here is because our communities have turned to multi-culti shit. Australia is cucked but it's a paradise compared to the motherland.

Imagine a politician like Pauline in the UK. She'd be imprisioned immediately.

Abbott like many Aus politicians was a NEET, he was disconnected he lived in parliment.


Turnbull is a poor turned rich fuck overcompensating snob. Much more damaging

Australians don't have any good cultural myths or ideals (wtf happened to the ANZAC thing?) so everyone just reverts to wanting to be as comfortable and placated as possible, literally every single class in this country settles for being shit, instead of being dignified poorcunts or sophisticated richcunts you just have trash fucks and nihilistic, cultureless vultures. The middle class is a fucking wasteland.

Ever notice how literally all the 'high art' that comes out of this country is drenched in cynicism and depressing as fuck? If it isn't then it's probably just going to be some kind of two-bit lefty propaganda with no soul.

That said, it's easy to be be cynical, but at the end of the day I'm fond of Australia and the people here. We're in this together, after all.

I dont even give a fuck about freedom, I just wish out country wasnt so bloody weak and filled with cowards.

I believe you. I went to England this year for a short visit and London was just unbelievable. I only talked to two other white people while I was there, one was Polish and the other was obviously gay.

Rest of London was niggers, Poo in Loos and Mudshits.

I also saw a lack of freedom, I saw cops routinely going around bothering people asking them why they were there, I saw way to many safety and warning shit like constant train station announcements, billboards telling you to be safe on a fucking escalator and a fucking siren and loudspeaker on a garbage truck because it was turning a corner.

Give us the rundown on piracy lads

Yep, you look at the surveys done on most important issues and the most popular shit is gay marriage and gender equality or some other leftist tripe which is blasted about on the MSM for the normies to eat up. No one cares about liberty/freedom, no one cares about true patriotism/national identity, no one cares about economics. We truly are fucked.
Hyper-inclusive mass Democracy is just a shitty system in general, its appeals to the lowest common denominator and allows plebs to control our country. The compulsory voting doesn't help either.

DNS blocking, literally nothing.

>I don't care about freedom

Then you are part of the problem then and why this nation is so weak and filled with cowards afraid of any danger and who think we need big daddy government to protect us from everything.

Freedom is a good danger.

>I went to England this year for a short visit and London was just unbelievable. I only talked to two other white people while I was there, one was Polish and the other was obviously gay.
Top fucking kek. I was in London last year and the only non-homeless white person I talked to was a fucking gay Polack.

Why does your country's government love excessive amounts of bureaucracy?

It sounds so frustrating.

One other question: when will you riot and smash some muzzies again?

>the aussie shitposting was just an outer layer to hide the pain all along

Yeah the compulsory voting is a huge negative, it's honestly probably the reason we get so many wedge issues thrown at us, it's to influence all the dumb plebs who wouldn't understand/care about economic issues.

And yeah every time we have a family get together, my dad, uncles and brothers all end up arguing about politics by the end of the night, and most of them take in all the MSM and end up with normie talking points like muh gay marriage, muh abortion, muh carbon tax and all that shit.

Kek. London, the place where, gays, poles and gay poles congregate amongst the shitskins.

Hehe i have that Frederick McCubbin hanging in my house

>Moving in to new house this week
>Just over a month ago when I last checked after getting the call saying we got the house - property wasn't even on the 3 year plan for NBN, 5+ KM by cable to local exchange (which is a well known shit exchange) with no RIM to save my ass this time
>>old house was 8KM from the exchange but I was on a RIM so it was only really 600m for the DSL line - more expensive internet due to required TW port, but defs worth it
>check mailbox today when moving boxes and the like, fucking NBN leaflet, Construction will soon Commence
>fucking YES, but it must be a mistake...
>check NBN website, went from not even on 3 year plan to fucking JULY!
>FUCK YEAR

I swear some pollies daughter must've moved in up the road in the few months before me.
Not that I'm complaining.

Any chance we can shit talk America so bad they invade and annex us both?

Probably never. We are too busy fighting amongst ourselves over wedge issues then being distracted by bread and circuses.

No one gives a fuck about the country or their fellow countrymen anymore, they are all out for themselves. Make some money of this rotting carcass of a nation.

Who are the cowards? Do they happen to be a minority who hold power?

It might work for some people, but I know a fuck load of people who would be better off if someone controlled their life, and it would be better for the group.

And thats what it's about whats best for the group, individual freedoms are good but not for everyone and not always. This is the same thing they say when banning things like hate speech etc, but when they ban those things, it might be good for the short term but it stops discussion and stops people from realising that by replacing the group with a mix you hurt the group as they aren't part of the group and they will always be outsiders..

It's a real shame because where I lived the level of trust between neighbours was so high, you could leave your cars and front doors unlocked and instead of getting things stolen you'd get next door putting some spare groceries next to your fridge if you said you needed some.

That was in my parents and grandparents days of course. One of the biggest reasons we moved here was because the police officers would stop talking to you if you said "hello" to them. You used to be on first name terms with the coppers, and now there's a different face patrolling your street everyday giving you the suspicious eye just for carrying multiple shopping bags.

The sacrifices we make for a wonderful open and tolerant society... May it never happen here.

>Why does your country's government love excessive amounts of bureaucracy?
It's the British Way.

>It sounds so frustrating.
It is, but we'd die before changing it.

>One other question: when will you riot and smash some muzzies again?
If they decide to pull some shit here liek they've been doing overseas, watch Sydney, Brisvegas, Hobart and Adelaide tell them to fuck off.
Perth mussos are all miners, they don't want to start shit and lose the cushy money.
Melbourne will open refeugee camps and hold candlelit vigils for the fallen mussos - even Frankston are SJW pussies now.

>Iib dems

Kill yourself

Redpill me on LDP
They just sound like another cuckservative party to me desu

This is so fucking true.

What happened to the ANZAC thing, fucking leftists and there narrative that it is a white mans oppression which was gobbled up and fucking then shat out and rammed down our throat by our fucking liberal leftists fucking media.

When you have cunts like Waleed Aly saying it is wrong to celebrate Australia Day and ANZAC day and all the leftists cunts in Melbourne pushing this narrative then this is what you get.

I hate the fact that the two major cities in Australia (Melbourne and Sydney) push out all these fucking liberal agendas federally and the poor cunts in Queensland/WA/NT have to eat this shit because we are split on votes while those cunts are a liberal fucking breeding ground.

Then combine it with the fact that since the 60's cultural fucking sodomites have destroyed the universities and filled with fucking commies and socialists and the complete and utter annihilation of the middle class which fucked Christianity and the general sense of hopelessness that has been pushed on our population for the last 20 years under both fucking idiotic parties that have lead the country you now see the results of the clusterfuck we are in now.

I honestly wish that terrorist attack had of gone off in Melbourne because then it would have galvanized the majority of the nation and those who would have defended the muzzies would have had their shit kicked in, also lets face it, these leftist marxist/commie cunts do need their shit kicked in and kicked in fucking hard.

everyone is just so eager to avoid conflict, I'm not sure it's even all cowardice just an incredible amount of self serving desire and no other values which come close to being as important as the self.

Yep. Our country is fucking shit. People in Australia are extremely nihilistic. There is no culture, no identity. People think being Australian is getting drunk in the city and fucking everyone they meet at nightclubs.

That's really depressing
Thank you for answering

I don't know much of anything about Aussie culture but it's a shame that there's a lack of wanting to preserve it. I think apathy is worse than people actively trying to destroy the culture.

Worth a shot. We have a President that trolls Twitter cucks so anything is possible.

Australian people are generally depressed and somewhat hate each other. I know so many cunts who say their are depressed.

We like to bring up this culture of "banter" but honestly it's because we don't respect each other at all because everyones a fucking shitcunt.

Some light hearted banter is fine but most of it is just shitcuntery. Like canadians being passive aggressive, aussies will just bantz you if they don't like you, then claim "it's just bants mate get over it, cant' handle the bants"

>People think being Australian is getting drunk in the city and fucking everyone they meet at nightclubs.

Australians put zero value on freedom. It's a country full of NIMBYs

>I think apathy is worse than people actively trying to destroy the culture.

Oh definitely, Australians are some of the most apathetic people on earth. Even I fall victim to it sometimes.

But honestly, there isn't to much to preserve, we are such a young country, and we never really did much, and we didn't have to much time to establish our own distinct culture before it was eroded anyways. It's sad, but we were always fucked.

Almost 100% of the Australians on here are hard cunts. I don't mean to confuse the culture of everyday life with sociopolitical views but the rest of the Australians I see in the real world seem to be fairly passionate people who will not hesitate to snap at cunts who get in their face.
Which causes me to wonder, why, Australia today (like most other countries) is run by a bunch of limp-wristed pussies who, like you said, are just eager to avoid conflict. Why be that way.

They are a Libertarian party. They support less strict gun laws. Much lower taxes. End to hate speech laws. End to useless red tape and bureaucracy. Their most notable figure, Senator Leyonhjelm, is strongly against PC culture and lefty bullshit and is currently suing someone under Australian hate speech laws for calling him an "Angry white male" (to prove a point). He also tells people to fuck off on twitter.

what did you think of the current ironic meme scene that's taking over normiebook?

What's crime like in Aus? Do you keep your doors unlocked?

EZ MONEY BOY

>Shit Memes 2.0

Nah, had this random guy that was incredibly pissed just walk into my house and ask if he could sleep in a bed

This cunt is like the Australian version of Cuckservatism in one man.

We can't let the normies touch irony. Damn, I thought that image was made by someone on Sup Forums. What the fuck
Shouldn't you be yellow?

...

it's literally the official Mr Rental facebook page, it's full of memes several layers deep in irony

Companies are starting to hire social media managers with the explicit intent of making their brand cool to the hip young adults - which these days means posting memes.

Gold coast, haven't locked my doors for a reason yet. I'm in a good spot though.