Sup Forums beaten out by one of the masters of our times

Sup Forums beaten out by one of the masters of our times

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Trumps cabinet is all black?

Sage

The only people who voted for Trump are rural and suburban retards.

City people all voted for Hillary.

Fpbp.

>masters

Stephen King is literally a one man book factory. He's written so much shit that atleast some of it is good. Nothing he's written is revolutionary though.

masters of what? he wrote like 3 decent books out of 9000

King is a fan of 80's glam metal?

But seriously we can't give this guy the nuclear codes.

Time to rev of some women

Redpill me on the Trump cabinet.
Did Trump simply play literally everyone and he's going for a 4 year presidency?
Or does it take monsters to fight monsters?

Blonde girl thread now

City people are degenerate retards who get cucked by spics chinks and niggers

This criticism doesn't even make sense.

stephen king is a leftie virtue signaling writer who is severely fucking overrated. seriously, his writing is shit, and i'm not just saying that because his politics is shit.

>Stephen "I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and fries." King

>a (((novelist)))

that's a funny way of spelling best cabniet of all time

SAGE
Not an argument

How the fuck would a mediocre writer know what makes a good Cabinet?

>infinite number of monkeys

I liked The Stand. And that is the only thing of his I liked.

Robbie Rotten?

How is this drug addled agoraphobic weirdo being paid so much attention and why?

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I liked the movie It. Never read the book but I hear there's a loli gabgbang scene. Not to come off as a degenerate or anything buy I'd masturbate furiously while reading and picturing said scene, if you catch my drift.

>9 11

10/10 Still got it

Best fiction I've read

King hasn't written a decent book in 20 years

>Stephen King
>relevant in any way
Pick one.

kek

What the fuck is up with his upper lip anyway? Why is there so much space between his nose and mouth?

What is wrong with Stephen King (aka Emanuel Clemens)?

The chick comes up with the idea of taking the virginity of all of the boys so that they aren't afraid to face It. She gets fucked in succession, but only cums twice. They're 11-12 year olds. Stephen King just wanted to put something controversial in his book for sales, IMO.

Funny you say that. King has recently gone on record trashing Hemingway and Lovecraft. Hemingway, who revolutionized style, and Lovecraft, a visionary that was one of the prime forces behind fantasy, sci-fi and horror. King is still angry about the Shining movie diverting from the source material yet becoming the most well known and loved movie based on his work, and he's even angrier about never getting a Nobel prize based for literature. Stephen King is bitter, very bitter, and just seems to get more bitter with age.

FAS.

... and Steven King is a well-known expert on running a nation

the majority of well educated whites voted for Mr. Trump.

So you're saying city people are idoctrinated, and behaving according the the propaganda shoved down their throat?
Kek, good observation, LEAF.

Mein FinNig

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>with blonde survivors
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Stephen King is a has been and playing the role of the good libshit suck up to appease his tumblr fanbase.

And Martin "that's not good, that's not good" should spend more time finishing his shit book or getting BJs from that porn rat he cast as Shae, fucking hypocritical shitheads.

>Stephen King
>master

There are no good living (fiction) writers. None that I've managed to find, at least. I've always loved science fiction, so my expertise is mostly there, but I stopped trusting the Hugo Awards long before the Sad/Angry Puppies rolled around. I stopped trusting them because I was looking for modern writers who were as good as Dick, or Huxley, or Bester, or any of the greats, really. So awards would be a good place to look for that, right? Nope. I read a book that bored me to tears so much that I couldn't even finish it. It was a hamfisted, annoying spiel about social media, and it had won the Hugo Award.

I've only read one book by King. Didn't leave me with a taste for more. To me, he seems like one of those modern writers who confuses subverting expectations with solid writing. I do know IT has a child sex orgy in it, so he's almost certainly a degenerate. At the end of the day, it's all base writing with no literary aspirations. King is an assembly line writer, who is known because some of his massive volume strikes a chord with the huge audience of housewives and dilettants he has.

And look at the other big name in speculative fiction against Trump: GRR Martin. Is that what a good writer is these days? A fat pervert who writes about sex and violence, but can't understand basic geography? And these pulp writers are going to tell me what to vote, now?

Can you guys just admit this was a mistake?

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>Nobel prize for literature
>literature
>Stephen King

No.

>2016
>still reading "stephen "we wuz kangz"
>not reading true literary kino

i seriously hope you guys don't do this

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What does Motley Crüe think of this?

Cripples are always the most negative people.

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I heard he was.

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Says the guy with the retarded face

>The chick comes up with the idea of taking the virginity of all of the boys so that they aren't afraid to face It. She gets fucked in succession, but only cums twice. They're 11-12 year olds. Stephen King just wanted to put something controversial in his book for sales, IMO.
Found a new neck in need of rope.

moar

Skeletor??

White male. No intersectionality or jewness. Definitely lacking the credentials

whatever it takes to stifle free thought

>Here's an ad hominem by some random celebrity
>Am I winning the argument yet?

>Occupy democrats

>King has recently gone on record trashing Hemingway and Lovecraft.

This is the mark of a shitty writer. I've never read a writer who trashed classics and was a good writer at the same time. Granted, that list is limited to King and Mieville, one of whom is a champagne socialist and the other an unironic communist.

But this is identity politics and cultural relativism at work. I'm firmly convinced that this lack of respect for the tradition is one of the main factors in the current offering of literature being, well, shit. Mieville shits on Tolkien for being an old, white Catholic. Everyone who's ever mentioned it shits on Lovecraft for being racist. Neither wrote as a Catholic or racist, though traces of both are obvious in the works when you look for them. But you will recognize those reasons as being unrelated to their actual work. If someone shits on Lovecraft for his overwrought prose, that's a valid reason. If someone shits on Tolkien for being longwinded, that's a valid reason. Their (perceived) politics are not. Especially not when the main reason for the dislike is that they did not engage in 21st century identity politics and post-modernism decades before it even existed. For fuck's sake, I can sort of get people being upset at the frequent use of the word "nigger" for Lovecraft, but riding Tolkien's ass for not writing about Pieces of Crap in a 99% white Britain? Fuck off.

Good writers generally don't trash other writers, at least not publicly. And certainly not dead ones.

You're such a sad boring maple Nigger faggot.

loli gangbang scene you say?

Please continue.

Why do people listen to [random famous person] for political advice?
Their opinion means nothing, they'd shit on him regardless of the choices. It'd either be
>Trump picks a cabinet full of neo-nazi baby rapists, should we push to impeach?
or
>Trump betrayed his base, should we push to impeach?

Very nice.

Sorry, that's it

Exactly. King is basic. Nothing special about his writing. His story telling isn't bad but it's too pop culturey. Hemingway was revolutionary. King you made a lot of money and aren't going to blow your brains out. Be happy with that.

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT TOLKIEN

This faggot probably thinks a multicultural cabinet is better like the canadian one by weedman castreau

What is even the thing with authors like him or George R. R. Martins Coming out as super liberal and speaking out against Trump.

Virtue signalling to impress their liberal hollywood friends. Same thing happened to south park.

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t. A science fiction/thriller writer that has been irrelevant for over 20 years now.

I only read the first Dark Tower, and thought it was very pretentious. His other work seems a lot more base. King is also very typical for those "cosmopolitan" American writers in that his work is very recognizable as American. He writes according to a set of values that is very alien to me as a European.

Get this, I don't have that problem with good writers. It's almost as if King assumes a familiarity with Americana, which is kind of weird given how many other writers don't, when they're not even pretending to be leftist world citizens.

Dick only got political once. It's a good, memorable story that makes an excellent point in favour of his beliefs. I don't agree with those beliefs, but the story is one of my favorites. That's good writing. I absolutely fucking loathe this modern style of assuming one's (mostly leftist) politics are right, and the rest is wrong. I've stopped reading modern writers entirely because of this. Most books I read don't go past the mid-80's, in terms of youth.

For fuck's sake, I have Soviet Russian SF lying around here that doesn't get as political in an entire book as these Western socialists get in one page.

>Sup Forums beaten out by one of the masters of our times

Nah I don't listen to anyone with an IQ less than mine, that mans a retard anyway

He had a boner for babies and kids having horrible deaths too. Fuck him. I liked the Stand, but the rest were shit.

says the gay jew who voted for the white guy who tripled deficit from 8 to 24+T
thats not plunder tho right?
everyone wanted to give billions to green projects to do nothign wile roads n airports crumble?

wtf I hate the Grinch now

King and Mieville know they'll never match what Tolkien and Lovecraft wrote. They know they will be forgotten nonentities a hundred years later, but people will continue reading Tolkien and Lovecraft.

Let them have their bit of spite, it's more pitiful than anything

Stephen King is a hack.

He writes dense books with flashes of inspired writing here and there, but in truth those inspired moments account for no more than a novella's worth in totality

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whats dicks political book

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>all intellectuals have the exact same set of beliefs that are strangely identical to what is published in the NYT
And he's calling other people monkeys

what dick are you talking about? philip k. dick?

Bur Hemingway truly sucks and only masochists like H.P. Lovecraft.

>when one of the best mystery novels ever has a racial slur on the cover and was writing by a woman
Checkmate, liberals

He does need a better editor, that's for sure.

>GaY

OP confirmed faggot.

well ever since 90s he has ghost writers like that james patterson fucktard my omm reads
the cell by king was obviously written by liek 21 year old

It irks me because it's this empty, adolescent rebellion at the elderly. Except they're dead. It's one thing to stand on the shoulders of giants, but it's quite another to take a big, steaming shit while you're up there.

It's a short story called "The Pre-Persons" and it's an overt anti-abortion story. It presents an alternative reality where people have decided kids don't get a soul until they're twelve, so it's OK to do away with them before that age. One of Dick's main obsessions was the concept of empathy, and it made him very anti-abortion. He caught a lot of shit over this story, apparently. The other stories he caught shit over were when people thought he was insulting God.

I always think about that when people bitch about YouTube comments. In the 60's, people were reading this SF author in some ratty magazine, felt offended, wrote a letter wording their offense, then set it on the table until they were ready to post the motherfucker, then posted the motherfucker, stamps and all, and patiently waited for a reply.

But some guy typing "lol niggers" that he forgets about ten seconds later, THOSE are the problem according to those modern letterwriters who actually put enough effort into their feelings to make life difficult for the rest of us.

You'd almost think there's a good SF short story in this material.

keep saying this until 2020 please
we need another landslide

Did Stephen King just call Ben Carson a slumber monkey?

Holy fuck.

Monkeys on typewriter

>plunder monkeys

Dats racist

Well, he's the only Dick I know in fiction.

On a scale of 1 to Molyneux, that's still not an argument.

I mean, more power to you if you don't like them. But personal taste is quite something else than pretending to voice an educated opinion as a writer.

Ugh I know. Why can't those backward ass rednecks in flyover states try to fit in like us classy, big city, college educated folks?

Whatever, my workout attire is worth more than their entire walmart wardrobe. Fucking plebs.

Oh, plunder monkey.

My bad.

Reminder that king's 'magnum opus' is a self insertion fanfiction.

have you read his exgenesis? I read valis and was intrigued but I don't want to spend $30 if its just insane ramblings