Be BR

>be BR
>spend one year in Michigan
>be happy that I am going to spend one year of my life in the greatest country of the world paid by the govt
>try to make friends with the people there
>almost all of them are foreigner, but I dont give a fuck
>tell them I am BR everyone loves me, and we go together to all parties.
>try to get in touch with the locals
>go to a party
>tell them I am BR along with some other BRs
>"GTFO YOU ARE GOING TO STEAL OUR GIRLS"
>everyone gets pissed
>my friends sneaks at a party through the basement window puts all of their clothes that were in the laundry on fire
>we run while laughing our asses off
>go to a ghetto party
>bulked up black guys start to look ugly at us
>tell them we are BR and start cracking some jokes
>they start laughing their ass off
>they say we are cooland that we should hang with them
>we hang out together and go to a frat party
>American Girl start to grind on me
>"Hell yea today is going to be my day"
>Start to getting into her BR style and later go for a kiss just like BR do
>she gets offended and pushes me back
>"WTF"
>Tries with another USA girl
>the same happens
>"What the hell is wrong with this place"
>Find a french girl
>Finally make her BR style
>Having one hell of a kiss, suddenly fell something on my back
>people start throwing soda cans on me
>be like WTF is wrong with you
>get into a fight
>my friends come to protect me
>we get expelled from the party
Seriously Americans what the hell is wrong with you?

Methinks you are not understanding the translation of "steal" and "rape".

Methinks you are not understanding the translation of "30 yo virgin"

>things that never happened
Back to the favela with you.

what makes you think that?

>be VN
>go to brazil
>fuck every girl i see
>brazilian men just start crying and begging me to stop when i fuck their girlfriends, mothers and sisters
WTF is wrong with brazilians? WTF!

"What's the matter Stacy?"

"T-this fucking monkey in a V-neck crawled in through Chad's windows last night and we thought it was like, really funny at first and it started humping people's legs an-"

"Wait, what?"

"This fucking monkey was going around and humping people's legs and it was making missy faces for like 30 plus minutes but then it started freaking out and we had to throw cans at it to get it to leave!"

"Where is it now? Did you call someone on it?"

"It just like, like it just left I don't know. It ate all of our garbage and now our dog is pregnant and this thing is nowhere to be found" *starts crying*

What is that cartoon called?

>brazilian men just start crying and begging me to stop when i fuck their girlfriends, mothers and sisters
people would be ok with that except for girlfriends. I've met a taiwanese and thai guy yesterday at brothel, and we were cracking up jokes and we smoked weed together kek

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
MOOOODSSS BAN THIS AUTISTIC BRAZILSHIT CROSSDRESSER FROM MY BOAAARDD

why do brazillians have this girl saved to their computer

>asian dick
>doing anything but tickling

BR women are used to bigger things than what your subhuman piss blood can offer.

>be nigger who learned english from former slave master
>discover 4chin
>decide to bait all day on the political board
Ebin.

Nvm gonna fap now

Yeah, this is a language thing, Brazil.

You see, when you type "kiss" the rest of us would type "rape at knifepoint".

Might help iron out any future misunderstandings.

why not?

Kuruminha

Hue-chan

Fuck of Hue. Back to your murder districts

>grind your ass at my dick
>kiss is somewhat forbidden
for me is "too autistic to give yourself to your desires"

autism

trips haven't lied yet

and looks like they aren't going to change the tune any time soon

FAGGOT NIGGERS no wonder 60% of your population is shemale

>american women

why?

I find it funny that you guys honestly believe that I am lying kek

fuck trips can't lie
I take it back

>implying that was murder
>not improper waste disposal

so your ass so ravaged all the asians pounding you only feels like tickling?

>be FIN
>spend one year in Japan
>be happy that I am going to spend one year of my life in the greatest country of the world paid by the govt
>try to make friends with the people there
>almost all of them are ethnic, but I dont give a fuck
>tell them I am FIN everyone loves me, and we go together to all parties.
>try to get in touch with the locals
>go to a party
>tell them I am FIN along with some other FINs
>"GTFO YOU ARE GOING TO STEAL OUR GIRLS"
>everyone gets pissed
>my friends sneaks at a party through the basement window puts all of their clothes that were in the laundry on fire
>we run while laughing our asses off
>go to a ger party
>bulked up mongol guys start to look ugly at us
>tell them we are FIN and start serving mämmi
>they start laughing their ass off
>they say we are cool and that we should hang with them
>we hang out together and go to a frat party
>Japanese Girl start to grind on me
>"Helvetti kyllä, tästähän tulee nautinnollinen päivä"
>Start to getting into her FIN style and later go for a throat singing just like FIN do
>she gets offended and pushes me back
>"MITÄ HELKKARIA"
>Tries with another JP girl
>the same happens
>"Mikä vitun Hurrila tämä paikka on?"
>Find a chinese girl
>Finally make her FIN style
>Having one hell of a throat singing, suddenly felt something on my back
>people start throwing kalja on me
>be like SAATANAN SAATANA is wrong with you
>get into a fight
>my mongol friends come to protect me
>we get expelled from the party
Seriously Japanese what the hell is wrong with you?

don't try that shit in small towns where everyone knows each other. you gotta go to the big cities if you want to game.

Bost more hue-chan

can this be a this girl thread

>dog is pregnant

Kek'd

grinding is part of the club culture more than kissing . some girls will probably fuck you but not exchange contact info

...

What is br?

well kalamazoo wasn't really that much of a small town
>grinding is part of the club culture more than kissing . some girls will probably fuck you but not exchange contact info
Yeah I discovered that the hard way, but really what's the point heck, they don't even enjoy themselves. That is literally the biggest thing I missed from Brazil

Ayo hol up Kuruminha.
Let's play Guild Wars 2.

>"GTFO YOU ARE GOING TO STEAL OUR GIRLS"

>Start to getting into her BR style and later go for a kiss just like BR do
>Tries with another USA girl
>Finally make her BR style

Well they were right. Women are a resource to be protected, foreigners from other tribes don't get to take them.

brazillian

You are creepy and bringing other creepy people to the parties. You are probably also bringing heards of guys with you. We kicked people like you out of our parties all the time.

Stop being weird, stop bringing guys to the parties, go to the parties with girls and a minimum of 4:1 girl to guy ratio.

t. Somewhat nerdy kid that got into all of the frat parties and invited to stay after they shut it down. Because I brought tons of sluts with me. How is this hard to grasp?

Get out monkey

BRchan is love, BRchan is life

>implying it's real
He's shown to be a live in another video

Does liking kuruminha make me a pedophile?

uhm maybe because parties are for everyone to enjoy it and not really for you to prove how insecure you are?

Grow up.

kek

that shit is a purely american phenomenon, over here or the rest of europe you can turn up to a party with anyone and they'll let you in it's pretty relaxed. Amount of times you end up out of town in some strangers house is crazy.

Fuck off and quit ruining my video games.

I actually had 2 Brazilian brother foreign exchange students on my soccer team back in school. Made it to state just because of them. One of them gave me a Brazilian coin. Pretty nice guys.

that happened you manlet gook fuck

Oh look, it is the pedo again.

if we don't discriminate here you end up with parties with 90% horny aggressive dudes and 10% uncomfortable defensive girls