Sup Forums what is the most brownpilled technique to taking a shit?

Sup Forums what is the most brownpilled technique to taking a shit?

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I squatshit and it just flies out my asshole with little wiping required.

I actually find it easier to shit if I lean back against the toilet

Jesus Christ this is the most manly thread ever. A+

Do it in the streets

I squat on the pot like a filthy chinaman, but it works wonders.

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Who else wipes when still on the toilet?

this is the reason why i come to Sup Forums

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This. It's all about the back posture.

The only patrician way to take a shit, anything else is barbaric

Anyone with an ounce of sense OR even an inkling of biomechanics (just one, you wouldn't even need both) could tell how stupid and wrong this is.

Why don't animals built toilets?

I'm on a lot of methadone so I only shit once a week and never have to wipe. Clogs the toilet literally every time though

is the guy at the top molding something out of the poops

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Squatting over a hole in a bench while a dot Indian reaches up your ass and pulls out all the poo.

The best way to avoid haemorrhoids is to reverse cowgirl it. You face and grip on to the cistern, lean back as far as possible and shit.

In the loo

I don't have a clothes hanger in my asshole last I checked

I know what I want for Christmas.

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>tfw it's the current year and you faggots aren't stimulating your asshole by rubbing it with a wad of toilet paper before shitting

Are you fucking kidding me?

Just use a footstool, damn.

This

That's the way I used to shit in my dad's toilet because the family toilet doesn't have a cistern, but one time he caught me and made me pick up my shit out of his toilet

INDIA WAS AHEAD OF US ALL ALONG


POL BTFO

Sounds like the best way to learn how to ride your gay lovers cock.

Everyone. It's common sense and anyone who stands up to wipe is a fucking moron.

>Be non-manlet
>Sit normally on toilet
>Raise heels
>Squatting position achieved, godlike shits
>Watch genetically inferior manlets get hemorrhoids
>Laugh at people getting squatpottys like
fucking children

explain please

>not simply shitting in a bush

leaf

LEAAAAF

Can somebody post that gory pictire of the person than was squatting in the toilet and then broke it?

It's the only way.

I actually started using a little cardboard box to raise my feet about 6 inches. It's glorious, would highly recommend. I just feel like I'm stuck in some primitive bygone era if i dont have my box.

Please share what you know.

People who use stools or lower their back are just fooling themselves. If you can't rest squat for taking a shit you are not using the adequate muscles.

>one time he caught me and made me pick up my shit out of his toilet
What the fuck? How is that an appropriate reprimand?

>They shit in the loo.
Enjoy your witches.

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