Hope For Canada: Kevin O'Leary Considering PM run in 2019

DO IT, KEVIN!

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I hope Kevin runs. I want to vote for him!

Hopefully he can save us from Trudeau.

He's a turbo Jew corporate capitalist.

He doesn't care if Canada drowns in a sea of brown, as long as there's cheap labor and GDP goes up.

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neo-cons are no better then libs

This.

He'd have to get a seat first anyways, and win a leadership race. It's not as easy as saying, "I'm running for Prime Minister".

Kevin destroyed Monsanto
May be the best way to destroy Canada!

Don't you mean Mattel?

Spatula-chan for PM of Canada

Can somebody tell me Kevin O'Leary's life story in an entertaining fictionalized format which depicts him as a ruthless antihero?

Save us Kevin!!!
Ya fuckin prick!!!

Canada's a lost cause.

"There is nothing proud about being a warrior." - Kevin O'Leary

Leaf on Vacation here, some how we always fail to see that BY IMITATING THE UNITED STATES WE WILL NEVER BE BETTER THAN THEM AT ANYTHING, AT ALL.

So kevin O'leary can just fuck right of and allow the conservatives to find a real leader.

>Hope For Canada
>a neocon who calls himself "Socially liberal"

yea, nah. this isn't even a new thing.
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(((o'leary)))

You're a lost cause.

Why do you even post here? Are you even white?

can somebody go ahead and do this thanks

hes rite tho

socially liberal
pro-open borders
fuck this retard

(((KEVIN OLEARY)))

He wants even more immigration

>wanting an anti-gunner in charge of the CPC

This guy is a liberal in every way except name. Fuck him.

He's a cuckservative, he isn't the answer.

If Kevin runs for the conservatives he will end up giving Trudeau another 4 years.

Oh good, make the cons look more laughable.

Does meme magic extend up to Canada?

Post number dictates the will of KeK.

I know that's what bothers me...
Who the fuck is good for the Conservative Party?

All of them are cucks and or fucks

We're used to it.

>Kevin O Fucking Leary
>not Maxime "I've got a hernia eh" Bernier

I know nothing about this faggot other than he's on that show Shark Tank with cuck closet tranny Mark Cuban.

Brad Wall but he has a kingdom he can rule basically until the day he dies so why put himself out there?

All the white people are flooding out of Alberta in Saskatchewan in a reversal of the last couple decades so he only will be more powerful and influential.

I just don't want to see Newfoundland get destroyed by Canadian cultural marxism and multiculturalism.

Fucking Bernierbros

Be careful then. The Easterners I knew before the second oil boom in 2006 were decent right wing folk. But if the Easterners that have been migrating to Alberta in the last decade head back over there, enjoy your NDP government. They just gave us one here before leaving.

Jesus you're right...
Fuck

May God save thee Newfoundland

>implying leafs have any hope

>"There is a small island in the Himalayan Sea called Malderiki, upon which I own a large mansion. Every year afer the first rain, the Newport Beach Wine Society (of which I am a member) gathers at my mansion to watch the island's natives grovel in the mud as their pathetic straw dwellings are ripped apart by the rising waters. On this island there is also a fish, called a Piranha Giganticus. Coinciding with the first rain, this fish swims into the flooded island and begins to feed on the older and weaker natives of Malderiki. Unable to defend themselves from the killer fish and uttrly helpless, the natives make their way to my mansion in makeshift canoes. At this point, the Newport Beach Wine Society opens a bottle of pre-revolution French Chardonnay, dated no later than 1760, and places wagers on which native will be the first to reach the high ground of my sprawling lawn. Once the fish has fed and returned to the Sea, there are typically a handful of natives left on my lawn, at which point we activate the electric fence and release the crocodiles. Last year, during the crocodile feeding, a tiny speck of native flesh was flung from the lawn up to the balcony where the Newport Beach Wine Society was gathered and landed on my shoe. I retrieved the piece of flesh and placed it in my mouth, washing it down with a glass of Moldovan Pino Griggio. Right now, YOU are that piece of flesh."

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Fuck this faggot meme.
O'Leary needs to go fuck himself.

He's nothing like Trump.

there is no hope for canada unless we have a violent revolution and seize power by force

he cant postpone the day of the rake

I'm #HellYeahForKellie

>"In the western foothills of Vienna Alps, there is a humble lodge by the name of Chateau du Montaine Demure, where the owner, a relative of Otto Vanderbilt, holds a yearly reenactment of Hannibal the Carthagian Warlord crossing the Alps in his 218 AD venture into the Roman Republic. He would bring in endangered african elephants by helicopter to the snow capped lodge and throw them down the side of the alps. We watched at least a hundred elephant roll to their deaths. The 20 or so men, all refugees without a word of civilization in any of them, whom were restraining the elephants... also went down with the beasts, a mess of gore and tusk, the screams of the porters as they, tumbled, just terrible, dreadful. It was during a major military movement between the generals of the carthagian infantry, that the Owner of the Chateau du Montain Demure' demanded a bottle of the dryest scotch he could summon. A toothless indian child ran through the snow and collapsed at Monsieur's feet, his skeleton arms struggling to lift the bottle. Monsieur takes a swig and looks deep into the dark front of an approaching blizzard. He says nothing, then says "Increase the Elephants". We saw at least another 2000 kilos of ivory go over the side of that icy gorge before that blizzard came. We left them all to freeze to death. And now this brings me to the elephant in our room right now. Do you want to be hannibal? Do you want to sac Rome that badly? How many elephants need to die? Here, have a swig of this, it's scotch. Please taste it. It's the dryest I could find. THHHHUPUPUP Seventy percent ownership and all of your wife's eggs for the next 10 years."

Shitskins wouldn't like Newfieland anyway. The only part of it that appeals to them is the welfare but they can get that in places with stuff for them to do and better climates.

> Himalayan Sea

wut

Fuck you RCMP we know it's you.

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You don't know that faggot.

You don't know that!

Let's wait until we see his policies or his positions.

Maybe he is Trump 2.0.

Let's wait and see.

Besides, if Canada elects Kevin, and he turns out to be leggit, then Canada will have redeemed himself.

>Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not, I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa, taking a celebratory drink in Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see, in South Africa they don't hunt lion, or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir, or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger, made my first 100 million dollars. Mr. Johnson, this is something you need to ask yourself: can I pull the trigger on this deal and make thr right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters.

this desu

all the arguments i hear against him are exactly the same as this point when trump was considering his run

Love this meme

The only positive I see from this faggot is that he would probably open his anus for Trump. Possibly allowing us to avoid annexation, and instead we directly become a state.

>As a young child I saw my Mother relentlessly beaten by my Father. I can still recall hearing her muffled screams through the walls of my bedroom as I lay trying to fall asleep. Some nights were worse than others, but I remember the mornings my Grandmother would take me to school because my Mother couldn’t be seen in public. She would wear sunglasses and long sleeve shirts for weeks while the bruising and swelling slowly healed around her eyes and arms. I never understood how something as simple as an overcooked meal or spilt glass of wine in the living room could send my Father into these inexplicable fits of rage; not until this very moment. Not until I saw your presentation. You are the stain on my fathers Afghan rug and I see no club soda nor salt to scrub you away. For an investment of 250,000 dollars I will retain 92% of your company with a lifetime of royalties and if you even for one second glance in Lori’s direction, I will personally crucify each of your children.

> no maple syrup wife

That's crap.

Trump has a soul, and whether or not you agree with his policies, he's not a terrible human being. Most of the negative shit about him is out of context bullshit if not outright fabrications.

Kevin O'Leary is a cryptokike asshole who doesn't give a fuck about anything but Kevin O'Leary. He doesn't have the same sort of heart and soul that Donald Trump has.

MOAR

Yeah, he just released this video.

So far his policies make perfect fucking sense.

Listen:

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He is fucking BASHING Justin Trudeau in this video.

He might be based.

I can see my condo

All he cares about is PERSONAL FINANCIAL GAIN!
He's stated so directly on many occasions. Not just on the TV show, but in interviews.

He is NOT what we need in Canada.
We do not need a knee jerk reaction to the retardation that is Turdy.

Use your head's people. Or we're going to be in for a rough ride.

KELLIE KELLIE KELLIE

>Let me give you some advice. Do not go into retail. It is a savage place. Last year I invested in the toy business KinderKids. If my marketing specialists did their job you have never heard of them. You see I was competing for retail space with Mattel. To flush me out they replaced the plastic we used with lead. Over a thousand children died. Like I said, it is a savage place. Of course in response I used my influence with Mattel to have all children's products shipped with one adult Brazilian Wandering Spider. The casualties are are still climbing to this day. When I look at you I do not see someone capable of making these kinds of tough business decisions.

And for that reason, I'm out.

Man, the kind of shit they say about Trump...

No, honestly, the kind of shit Trump has DONE. He's a ruthless dude, but that's business. It's like he said, tough is smart.

I still support him but I'm under no illusions. Just wait for O'Leary's positions. If he's really your guy, he will win the Conservative Leadership race with or without the support of the leaves on this board. It's a much faster process anyway. If he's your guy against Trudeau, the memes will flow and you will fall in line. BIGLY!

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spatula thing is pretty lame desu.

I trust him for the economic issues, but I don't trust him on social issues

>Do you know that I own more than 75% of Nebraska's wheat production? I've purchased my first acres there when a father had to sell it to afford the large number of surgeries and meds his ill children needed, due to their school being so close to a local factory I happened to own. I payed to that desperate man in cash... sorry, let me rephrase: I payed to him in coins. 10c coins. Throwing them at his feet while seeing his saddened face having to contain his tears and pick them up. Then I burned his whole plantation right before his very eyes. What I'm trying to say is that your business is like that plantation. Of course I could give you the spare change you so badly need to keep your company afloat and make some decent money in return, but I would have more rejoice in watching you fail miserably and laugh about it. I'm out.

I hope that's just a Sup Forums raid.

Kellie would be a much better choice.

Hell, I'd take Maxime Bernier (aka Harper 2.0) over O'Leary.

He seems low energy

or is that Canadian high energy?

I get what youre saying but the US isn't Canada and OLeary isn't Trump. How much do you know about the TFW system? Thats our immigration problem, and Oleary supports it 100%

Or, he's looking for popularity knowing full well that there are a lot of Canadians who don't like Trudy.

It wouldn't be hard to win the leadership of the cons.
The party is in shambles and just begging for someone to take over.

Context? Was he talking about Canadian soldiers?

It's a drama between personalities. Their policies are the same.

If he wins just know I will be shitposting in the Mr. Wonderful generals

Is there a Conservative leadership debate? He's going to destroy Kellie Leitch

That's precise, lethal energy.
Trump is a high energy flashlight. Kevin OLeary is a plasma cutter.

Does it matter?

How do you think the older Finns would feel who stood their ground against the ruskies to protect their homeland?
Or any other of the countless for that matter that have been in a similar situation.

To dust off a Liberal phrase. O'Leary is the devil.

God i just want to see him take apart Trudeau onstage

I am not from Canada, but I think Kevin said that he is going to wait until the Conservatives start to drop out, then he will join when there is less competition.

He said so himself.

Canada bros, when are those debates?

Who do you think is a good alternative for your country?

A plasma cutter focused on getting the vault open so Kevin can have more money.

You know what, I want someone to shoop an O'Leary merchant. I have a feeling it shouldn't be too hard.
In fact, you may even fight him in a merchant pose in a picture online somewhere. Because I swear to you, he is the embodiment of (((the happy merchant))).

Hell, yes, can you imagine the memes if he gets elected PM?

im not RCMP you spineless faggot

we have been electing hopeful looking sellout puppets for 60 years. what makes you think this will be any different?

Things aren't anywhere near bad enough yet in Canada to warrant an armed revolution.

Not a god damn clue.
I can only hope someone reasonable (ha, reasonable candidates in politics, that'll be the day!) shows up.

Definitely not O'Leary though.
I've watched a bunch of videos from old Trump interviews. Kinda sold me on the whole Trump thing. Because I saw him before he was a big shot.
O'Leary? I've seen a few interviews with him outside of Shark Tank.
Holy fuck, he scares me. He's the covetous jew meme in human form.

Lol its literally just a version of the John McCain is not a war hero thing, Cuckservative MPs like O'Toole called it egregious but he was just making a point about how the purpose of the Canadian army is to keep the peace

You sound like a 300 pound man making up anime situations in his head. Businessmen are good for the economy.

>In fact, you may even fight him in a merchant pose in a picture online somewhere. Because I swear to you, he is the embodiment of (((the happy merchant))).

I love him, he makes Kissinger looks like a little lamb.

Hed be humiliated and trudeau will win 308 seats. Maybe thats his entire point.

Hes to the left of trudeau on muslims, pro gun control, anti military, pro mass immigration, pro tfw.

trudeau would kick his ass in a debate.

Fuck Id probably vote for trudeau over oleary. More likely Id just push for a referendum instead

Why are Canadians such weak cucks?
Money rules the world, faggot

This a million times.
O'Leary is the fucking merchant.

There's nothing more you can say about him.

Looking at Trump's past, he's actually a pretty cool guy when you boil him down.

O'Leary is not fucking Trump.

They are. But this particular one isn't good for the country as a whole. As he has said and shown time and time again, that he is all about the personal financial gain. That's what he lives for. That's why he wakes up in the morning!

You really think he'll think of the average Joe struggling to keep the lights on because hydro prices continue to rise? Which, for the record, is a real and serious issue in a large portion of Ontario. One that Wynne isn't making better for anyone.

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I'm screenshotting these for when you look like a fool. It's hilarious because they said EXACTLY the same about Trump. You are exactly like one of those faggots who whined about voting for Hillary if Cruz didnt win the primaries

but they will be soon if our economy actually falls to great depression levels

there is no way we can change the system from within in this country. if you think we still have a real democracy and not a bunch of puppets putting on a show you are naive

Money means nothing when you have guns.

Having both has blinded you, my burger filled friend.

This is writing material right here

OLeary is successful, I mean a merchant. And Trump is an idiot, I mean a nice guy, just like me, the average Trump fan. They're not the same at all!

The funny part is they put an actor up as a puppet.
They aren't even trying to hide it any more.

If he is smart that will be his entire platform you mong, he is clearly positioning himself to be Trump 2.0 and I bet you his team is working on a message that will flip your Rust Belt