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MUPDATE 6

Continue filling New Mexico

Fill Ontario, spill in New Hampshire and Vermont

FILL NEVADA SPILL ARIZONA FOR ALLAH

heyo. Gonna continue in minnesota; spill into north dakota.

Bring BLACKED everywhere.
To TN right now though. Spill SC.

Fill Wyoming.

Subhanallah a Pali!

Fill Georgia, this is taking too long. Georgia should be worth atleast +8 with the ridiculous amount of territories it has.

Defend
Fill Idaho and Montana

>mfw the fun jew

Spill Alabama.

Fill NY, any spills go to Conneticut.

Finish WV. Take Kentucky

Fill Indiana
Spill Illinois

Expand into North Carolina

Why didn't you feel nex mexico like i said? also fill texas

fill arkansas, spill missouri

fuck forgot my name

You are under duress friend. Do you need help?

If spills fill idaho up. I don't think huskie is here anymore

...

Check em.

AML
>Pennsylvania
>Vikings
>French-Mormons
>Nice Guy
>Wat

Muslims
>Hawaii
>Mexico

NEUTRAL
>Wilmington
>Huskies
>Homos
>UNS

Woops

Spill Utah instead. Fuck mormons

>mfw this shitty op is still hosting his shit game
fuck you op

you attacking BLACKED?

Fuck you too

>2 posts by this ID

Don't forget me

>mfw there's gonna be 20 more

>Risk in my board

Qyatt cuckboi

>mfw OP gets caught on camera
>pic related

Sure, Why not?
Nuke California as well.

Wyatt is butthurt wew.

SHOULD HAVE HELD YOUR AUTISM IN MAN.

>mfw shitskin tries to tell me what to do
>blacked
>blacked
>BLACKED

BRUH
NOT MY WAIFU

Y tho

>shitty reddit tier images
Go back there why don't you?

In the gas chambers, /risk/bros.

Fuck off spic, you don't tell me how to Wyattpost.

NIGGGGGGERSSSSSSSSS IN HERE EVACUATE

>implying I am a spic and not a Honorable Berber

Shit wrong board
NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRRRS IN HERE EVACUATE

Alhamduillah.
I thought you were a spic, any maghrebi is a friend.

Kill yourself gayboy

Join me, dive into the waves of shitposts

Fuck off cunt
MUPDATE 7

From Alaska the only two places available are Maine and Washington

Crashing this thread with no survivors, Mormon

Finish New mexico
Spill into Texas

defend if goyim attack.

Otherwise build a studio in TN and spill SC.

For this round I rape OP

Finish Arkansas and spill missouri

Fill Ontario, spill New Hampshire and Vermont

Don't you usually play risk?

Stop being so insufferable or the next time I host risk and you ask to join I'll ignore you

Fill minnesota, spill south dakota.

fill Indiana
Spill Ohio

Bruh I got a five digit Pali. FIX IT STUPID INFIDEL pls

fill texas, are you even counting my moves OP??

I'll shitpost this thread to death then

Defend
Kill Wilmington

>a fucking 1
dude seriously fuck

I cede all my land to the Oklahomans on the sole condition that he joins the AML.

He might as well not count this one

Finish Kentucky, fill Ohio.

>STRAIGHT

nice roll

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

THIS IS MORMONS btw

Roll to kill mormons in Utah and Colorado

its a str8....m8....

>321

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found And dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys!

Fill Jew York, spills go to Conneticut and then Virginia

Jesus Christ, if you're going to write smut at least write some good stuff that I can slide my whistle with.

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys

You are the reason the Librarians get lynched for saying that.

PALI

>SS13

SHEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

OP, u better add muh straight

Hey pal, i was spilling into Ohio and i see that we are in the same league, what can we do to fix this before it escalates?

Roll to defend.

Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No....of course you don't! You're all Chads and Staceys. You guys just fuck any slut you want. And you girls just fuck the top 20% of men. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN! Girls rate 80% of men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even FUCKING EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your fucking errands for you, help you move your shit, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING! And then you have the FUCKING audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS! News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! If Chad does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him! Well, fuck you! My names is Danny Fuckin' Struthers, and I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!

'Nuke California, Expand Washington, Spill purple states.

wait, since i have extra

ATTACK THE MEXICAN TO THE LEFT OF ME

My lands are yours.

I sexually identify as a cuck. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of finding the right woman to settle down with and marry, with whom I can express my desire to sit at the sidelines of a sex act. People on the internet say to me that being a cuck has something to do with Donald Trump, but I don't care, I'm liberated. I'm going to update my fetlife profile later today to come out about this fact. From now on I don't really want you guys to change anything in how you address me, but respect that I am into a consensual and completely harmless fetish. If you can't accept me you're kinkshaming and should frankly know better at your age. Thanks for understanding.
Not sure where this showed up first. I found it on circlejerk but I've also seen it floating around tumblr

(by extra i mean 60, use the 60 from my straight to fill texas, all the rest goes to the mexican muslim to the left of me, just to make things clear)

What?! why?

You're not living me are you?

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE FOR ALLAH YOU DAMN REDNECK

Ordered up a hundred bottles and it felt like blasé blasé
>SKRR SKRR SKRR
Whip that Maserati

My wife and I have been married for 2 years last month. For a while now I have been into the idea of cuckolding. I watched cuckold porn for months and it was (and still is) incredibly arousing to me. I talked to several people online about it as well. I finally worked up the courage to ask my wife to do it before our anniversary. She was reluctant because she thought it would end badly but I kept pushing because I knew that I liked it and eventually she agreed

I quit.

We found a few guys online, and after finding the right one we went through with it last week. He was a very attractive guy - 6' tall, muscular, big dick - everything every guy wishes they had. When he came over I opened the door and we talked for a little while and then I introduced my wife. We went to the bedroom and I sat on the couch while he started to kiss her neck and undress her. He pushed her onto the bed, took off her panties and started eating her out. They were both loving it and so was I. Then he took his pants off and got on top of her and after kissing her for a little while he pinned her hands over her head and penetrated her; she moaned deeply. It was at this moment that my stomach dropped; hot to cold in a millisecond. I very quickly realized that when I was watching cuckold porn, I wasn't getting off on being the cuck, I was getting off on being the bull. I felt sick, but I didn't know what to do; they were already fucking. I sat there, saying nothing. Luckily, after a few minutes, he finished. After it was all done, I rushed him out, told her to get cleaned up and I went to get some chinese food. I sat in my car crying for 20 minutes until it was ready and then went home and pretended nothing was wrong.

For the past week I have been doing my best to clench my teeth and try to forget about it, but I can't. The way she moaned, the way she grabbed him, the way she looked at him. I cannot get it out of my head. Knowing that I actually let another man, let alone a guy who's much more masculine and attractive than myself, fuck my wife makes me sick to my stomach.. I honestly want to kill myself and it seems like the best solution right now. I genuinely can't look at myself in the mirror without feeling disgusted. The worst part is that it's completely my fault. I don't know what to do. I really really need some advice. I've never felt this hopeless before.

Shit, my bad, ill withdraw.

I quit, give all my lands to either the Mormons or Injun Slayer

I am a cuckold, to the core. I have, unfortunately, eaten cum out of my wife’s beautiful blond-haired pussy, only once (and it was 4 years ago, but I still cum to it today —of course). We had a drunken party with another couple and we all ended up in bed, but things didn’t work out and my wife, still miffed over a yoga teacher I’d been caught screwing a year or so before, kicked me out of the bed —and seeing a fight was coming, I drove off to sleep in my office, which was a couple of miles away.

Well, while I was away, his wife, a hot little fireball, went to bed —and he took my wife into our bedroom and ****ed her for, well, I’m not sure how long. I got a call at 3-something in the morning and my wife said, “Mark just came in me three times, you can come home now.”
I broke the law (lived in the country thank goodness) to get home fast -and there she was, a pile on the bed, hair a mess, and looking freshly ****ed. I literally dove between her legs and licked her to the best of my ability (she put one firm hand on the back of my head).

Please stop.

When I entered her (loose, wet) I came in under 30 seconds (embarrassing, telling). I came again a few minutes after that and would have tried for a couple more if she hadn’t pushed me away. What a glorious night that was.
I had been —and have been —literally begging my wife to **** around with anyone her little heart desires. Leave me out of it, include me in, make me serve him, tie me up, call me, don’t call me, whatever you want my dear.