Hey Sup Forums, who would win in a fight?
CAD vs RUS
Trudeau boxes and has the reach advantage, and also probably has cooties
Putin is ex-KGB and wrestles bears recreationally
Who wins? Also do you think Trudeau/Canada will be an ally to Trump/America in it's cooperation with Russia or will the leaf shill for the globalists as usual?
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>Hey Sup Forums, who would win in a fight?
>CAD vs RUS
You're a fucking idiot.
Is the camera tilted or is he really leaning in that much?
Trudeau would knock him out from a mile away. Putin is a scrawny manlet suffering from a huge Napoleon complex. He has the same height as a 12 year old boy.
You do not FUCK with a manlet.
The world would watch as Trudeau ass fucks Sup Forums's one manlet they make excuses for
If you kill Putin he wins.
Good luck look behind Putin. Those are cyborgs
this
holy fuck how short is Putin? He looks around 4'9" in that pic.
putin in both hand to hand and probably gun fight
i think kgb consists of sambo training
Putin is good at judo, and he was in KGB, my grandfather was from NKVD/KGB he tought me to fight, so i think all that KGB-guys are not pussies
Isnt putin a master of sambo all memes aside?
Fucking Trudeau fags.
Everyone knows Trudeau is a hardcore mudslime fucker
Justin would lose on purpose. Remember, if you kill your enemies, they win.
Is Putin...dare I say..../ourguy/?
>manlet
>insecure
>authoritarian
Yeah my moneys on Putin as well
>Boxing vs Systema
Don't be a fag.
trudeau protects his chest with his guard.
pretty sure putin would annihilate him.
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>if you suck off your enemies, everyone wins
Close. He's 4'11"
DING DING
>1) Trudeau takes off his mask and reveals his true nature.
>2) Putin succumbs to homosexuality and is now a leaf.
Victory by SJWing
Manlets they never learn.
This.
I don't care if hes a KGB. He was probably a desk jockey working for the KGB.
He's a fucking manlet and Trudeau is in the prime of his life.
Look at him, hes not even up to Trudeau's chin.
And to think hes the guy pulling the strings of drumpfy.
Canada must liberate America.
>not posting the lead up
If you KO your enemies, they win
Putin would kill him within seconds.
Putin is five foot fucking six, most children could dominate him physically
canada should invade russia
wow. just wow
Sanbo v.s. Boxing...
You're fucking serious aren't you?
You really thing weedman would stand a chance against some one who was trained to kill with his bare hands?
>Man vs 5'2" little boy
>Who would win
The man. So Trudeau.
Putin is 5'6.5" tall, whereas Trudeau is 6'1.5" so the difference is only 7".
there has to be a clip of him saying that somewhere
Why do you fags think tall guys will win everything?
Only women swoon over tall guys, quit being a fag, and take actual, credible factors into account.
WTF, is OP for real?
Trained in Sambo since 14. Still trains in judo.
5th dan in judo, 8th dan in Kyokushin karate
Trudeau thinks he wins if he's beat
I bet he says it before every fight he's in.
Found the manlet
Found the cuck
Putin will fill Trudeau's commie boipussi with his USSR cummies in his office at Parliament Hill and it will all be caught on film
Canadians are lanklets, they get their asses whooped by us Sikh boys everyday.
You basically saying that a spoiled brat will win over a KGB agent
Hahahahahahahah
No
When will manlets learn?
Can't believe Sup Forums is backing a microdick tryhard manlet who fails to be tough and manly naturally
>Sikh
>Indian flag
Punjab independence when?
Glass jaw Trudeau vs. head of KGB who trained in sambo and judo since he was 12.
It really doesn't matter that Putin is relatively short. That man has killed and ordered kills. I highly doubt the son of a former pm was exposed to anything so harsh. Trudeau has probably only ordered more dragon dildos for whatever the latest LGBT organization he visited last.
nah nigga Trudeau got a glass jaw.
All Putin would need to do is get in Trudeau's guard. GG no re.
Maybe he'd let his dog have sex with Trudeau's unconscious body since he heard that shit's legal in Canada now.
we need to have a manlet death match between rand and putin
Sikh Bro-tier status: revoked
Unbrotiered entirely, my bro-tier Sikh friend
Cuckminister Trudeau loses becauase "you win if your enemies win". He then proceeds to allow putin to fuck his wife.
>Putin
>Rides horses
>Wrestles bears
>Walks his dog without a leash
>Almost trained a monkey that was stepping out of line
>Trudeau
>Owns a bull
>Allows his wife to spend private time with it
Sorry leafs, ex-KGB manlet would destroy your cucked leader. It'd be funny to see though.
Why does Putin always look like he is being abused
I'd pay money to see it. Extra for a Russian-style belly-down armbar break
Look at the disgust on Putins face. You can tell he's withholding the urge to cheeki the breeki out of that raging superfaggot.
Also
>A FUCKING LEAF
I am talking about racist cabadian fags only, rest are bros.
You known being shorter means better cardio and better center of gravity.
He throws his punches like a faggot.
Take it from a guy who was forced to learn tae kwon do, boxing, kick boxing, muay thai and a bit of grappling because my step father told me im a manlet.
Also kendo, i guess it'll come in handy one of these days...?
Manlets are always cucks too. Congrats little guy
okay
>when manlets have to take fighting classes to come to grips with being the size of a child
>when manlets think they stand a chance against adult sized men
What the fuck?
Lmao nice katana edgelord, where's the fedora?
kek
>5 posts in this thread
>all of them full of manlet rage
Guess the meme is true
lmao those fucking boots. I bet Putin has a pair
>Maybe he'd let his dog have sex with Trudeau's unconscious body since he heard that shit's legal in Canada now.
kek. How are your Transgender Bathrooms coming along, Burger?
this sums up canadians so well
Trudeau gets demolished, but that means he wins
Eh, well to tell you the truth i hated it. Like i said my step father made me and i loathed him for it.
That was the past, now i am thankful. I wish to see him and thank him personally again because it really helped me out countless of times.
I was raised in the streets of LA because my family was poor and i had to deal with niggers/spics constantly. Yeah there were few times i lost but at the end i was able to hold my own. Eventually a korean gang took me in as one of their own. I was able to climb up into the rank of an officer due to my strength and tenacity.
Good times man... i miss it.
I fucking should of participated in the mma... that was my biggest regret :((
It's also legal in the USA.
Trudea would be dead in under 30 seconds. 20 seconds of that would be Putin watching him die with a crushed trachea.
Systema is unlikely. Probably sambo
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Have you actually watched Cuckdeau's one fight? It was like homer simpson, the other guy gassed himself out because he was an out of shape slob. Cuckdeau proceeds to hit him with this weak fisticuff jab for the rest of the fight.
No wonder pol hates leafs
It pushed some people to vote Trump.
Bill C-16 get through the Senate yet, leaf?
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Please kill yourself soon user. You're a massive faggot.
I'm not doubting for a second the guy doesn't know either.
Im not white you spic. Nips/gook dont wear fedoras.
The fucking wall just got 10 feet higher pedro. Enjoy having the cartels rape your women you little puto.
listen up faggots
we should solve this faceoff in the best possible way
by hunger games
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let's make a list:
>Trump
>Putin
>Erdogan
>Trudeau
>Merkel
>Duda
>?????
compile a list and add images, I will be back to this thread when I finish making gingerbread cookies
I train judo and I can tell you from experience that the short black-belts are often the most 'dangerous'.
KEK
fake boxing vs combat sambo
>hmmmm
>Trudeau would knock him out from a mile away.
youtube.com
We've seen the striker vs grappler matchup a whole lot of times
If it goes to the ground, as it will with Putin's judo and sambo skills, Trudeau is fucked as he has zero ground game
He's going to end up on his back and either submitted or ridden to an easy 50-45 decision for Putin
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How is this even a question?
>he has zero ground game
He has zero stand-up, too.
Putin has both and thinks that killing his opponent is a win
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these crack me up
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Also all the punches you take from a shorter person is technically an "uppercut". Art of fighting states that your brain takes more damage when you get hit from below than above.
lol wtf
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Putin is former kgb, the guy knows many ways to kill. He also knows judo, if Trudeau can't knock him out then it's game fucking over, especially once they get in the clinch or go to ground.
He's got weight, height and reach advantage though so it depends on how good Putin's cardio or stamina is.
It'll be similar to a Fedor emelianenko vs Hong man Choi situation. Watch that fight from YouTube and you'll realize a fight between these two presidents will play out in a similar but more retarded way.