I'll start with some OC. If you guys want me to finish it let me know
1/1
>be me in high school >part of Model UN Club with my buddy Travis >be hardline conservative but hide my powerlevel so I don't get yelled at >yearly Worldwide Grande Royale scenario comes up. Two-week long event. >I draw the wildcard and get The Moon >military-hating capitlism-hating liberals in the club laugh at me because I got a nation with no military or industry >Travis gets Britain >these two liberal girls named Rebecca and Mia get the US and Germany >Mia has super-huge crush on me, Rebecca is the typical cock-blocking man-hating best friend monster >we got drunk and made out once but she pretends like it never happened >not interested in either of them because of their crazy left-wing SJW bullshit >only makes them like me more, think I'm playing hard to get >typical liberal bafoonery ensues, wildlife treaties and anti-discrimination committees being formed >neckbeard who got Morocco attacks Russia with his entire military force, everyone else puts sanctions on Morocco for being mean >I realize something >Tell Mia that she could set a good example by prioritizing her funds to colonize the moon and setting up the ideal, multicultural state where social justice reigns supreme >she basically cums in her pants and agrees >we bring the US into our Lunar Colonization Committee >after telling her our plan, Rebecca seems like she approves of me now, is saying girl stuff like "you two kids" "get a room ;)" etc basically encouraging us to get together >four days go by, the LCC has finally established a lunar colony, complete with an expeditionary military force >I write a heartwrenching backstory about how the RoL (Republic of Luna) is a sovereign nation, and western imperialism is violating human rights >present it at the lunchtime Main Assembly >vote goes in my favor, I am given sole ownership on the moon on the grounds of Social Justice
Just pose more I don't have anything fun to tell, don't know any SJW's.
Eli Gray
We did something like this back when I was in high school in 2007ish.
This was a little before the whole SJW thing, though, so most people were just lame boring democracies.
My partner and I were trying to be funny so we made a fascist dictatorship, ended up scoring higher and being more efficient than any other group.
Andrew Morgan
2/2
>vote goes in my favor, I am given sole ownership on the moon on the grounds of Social Justice >sign peace treaties and arms embargoes to pacify earth >Rebecca and Mia are furious, refusing to speak to me, calling me asshole during breaks etc. >Travis offers to assist with operations on the Moon to atone for past injustices by the British Empire >I graciously accept >days go by, I explain to Mia via text message that I didn't mean anything against her, and that I thought it would be in the best interest of the world and set a valuable example >apologize to her and lightly flirt >she begins to like me again >Travis does the same to Rebecca >at the next Main Assembly, I announce that the RoL has declared war on all of the nations of the world and will be launching all available weapons at Earth >teacher-moderators are called in to assess what kind of attack, if any, the relevant militaries could make from the moon >bro-tier science teacher says that I could make a successful orbital attack, but without any degree of accuracy and recommends that the damage model we were using be divided equally among everyone >the first to go are most of the middle-eastern nations and eastern bloc >Congo takes advantage of the chaos to conquer Africa >I start slowly whittling down the larger nations >Russia, the US and France form a committee to try to make it to the moon and stop me >I timed it so there wouldn't be enough time left in the event for them to make it to the moon >Security Council is launching nukes every day, shit is hitting the fan, Rebecca and Mia and in full on SJW rage mode >Russia falls >Europe falls >China is too big, but is reduced to ineffectiveness >the US falls >General Assembly realizes they are beaten, they take a vote and the Director offers me total control of the globe in exchange for signing a peace treaty and stopping my assault >sign the peace treaty >two days left in event
Blake Powell
>be american >wake up and pour a bowl of High-Fructose Sugar Clumps™ >drive to work in my Chevy super truck 3000 that handles like I'm driving a king size bed >listen to some true blue american hood culture on the radio >drop daughter to Tyrone and Jamal's for morning reparations before school >pick up my morning coffee (long black with 1 shot of coffee and 3 shots of caramel syrup, room temperature) >sit in traffic for 30mins >remember I need to stop at the strip mall because its my day to pick up the glazed donuts for work >park car, Dacquan knocks on the car window >get shot, it takes Dacquans whole gang to drag me from my car >shart >Hernandez steals wallet from my dying body >family claps at the funeral
Thomas Cook
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Brayden Scott
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Gabriel White
3/3
>act like I'm going to abide by the treaty >everyone is super suspicious of me, treating me with outright distain, lots of sighs and complaints that I'm not taking this seriously >until now, everyone thought Travis was just as much a victim as everyone else >announce that I am ceding control of the globe (briefly named The Blue Ball) to Britain in the name of good faith and reparations >Travis graciously accepts and outlines a plan to unify the world and finally install a globalist paradise >last day of the event >people are trying to salvage what they can so they can still put the event on their college applications without looking stupid >Travis calls emergency assembly, announcing that he is reforming the GGSJ (Global Government for Social Justice) into the RFGD (Republican Federation of Global Domination) and promptly nukes everyone to shit except for the North Pole, where we consolidate our power and rename our new empire to the KoSC (Kingdom of Santa Claus) >offer any survivors sanctuary on the sole condition that they accept the official title of Santa's Elves at the UN >only North Korea and the African Empire take us up on our offer >event ends >teacher-moderators are forced to validate the results because Travis and I followed the rules to a T >everyone is fucking furious at me and Travis except for the one clueless chinese transfer student who proudly adds "Santa's Elf at American Model UN" to his college application >Mia literally screams as me as she gets in to her car and leaves >Travis tells me Rebecca slapped the shit out of him >Neckbeard Morocco is fighting tears laughing >Mr. Salvageiri science teacher gives me a wink and a thumbs up >Senior year ends a couple months later, win "Most Likely to Die Alone" in the yearbook >three months later >at State University >Mia is in my Philosophy 101 class >she sees me and looks away immediately >draw the emblem of the KoSC on my binder, grab her attention and show her >she flips me off
Oliver Cox
4/4
>after Trump won I've been wearing my MAGA hat every other day or so >every time she sees it she makes a disgusted face >she's majoring in Anthropology >member of the Delta Phi Gamma sorority >regularly fuck her sorority sisters >praise kek
end
Joseph Johnson
So many memes in one post
Juan Gonzalez
Model UN, good times.
Matthew Fisher
I would proudly be your elf-in-arms
Liam King
>Kingdom of Santa Claus >Santa's Elves
Kek'd.
Did you have any other interactions with Mia or your old classmates?
Leo Peterson
OP, what uni do you go to? A Model UN team could use you.
Wyatt Davis
>chinese transfer student who proudly adds "Santa's Elf at American Model UN" to his college application
Jeremiah Cook
Absolute bullshit, pure cringe and you're meant to write the total number of posts then then the number of your post next to it like 1/4 instead of 1/1 you stupid dickhead
Fucking mongloid underaged ledditing claplord
Hunter Wood
Oh god, I haven't even thought of doing that at college. I don't think I could bear the level of leftist bullshit
The event had about 50 participants so there are a couple guys who ended up going to my college, and we say what's up to each other every once in a while. Mia is still in my PH101 and class and we have ethnic studies 221 together next year. She basically ignores me but we still see each other at events and parties and stuff. I always make sure to rub it my patriarchal superiority whenever I see her
Nathaniel Evans
Not knowing how many posts it would take to finish the story, I opted to assume each post would be my last and notate it like that
Not that something like that would ever occur to a retarded bong
7/10 made me respond
Lucas King
What's your major, user?
Michael Carter
>leddit formatting >not typing it up before hand >not realising you'd put 1/? if you didn't know how many posts it'd take Fuck off back to where you came from
Ryan Ramirez
>unironically using a name >not reading the first post where I asked if people wanted me to continue >as if I would have pre typed all that if no one was interested >not realizing that you're projecting your own reddit-roots onto a perfectly good anonboi
inb4 underage b&
Brody Rogers
nice fan fic bro
Jordan Martinez
Entrepreneurial Studies at the business college
Hunter Harris
>still leddit formatting >thinking anyone gives a fuck about your shit story >not realising i'm using the name of the mod on hdbits.org to shitpost in /ptg/ but forgot to take it off >implying you've been here for more than a week most Fuck off back to where you came from dick head
Joshua Wood
Kill yourself.
Adrian Powell
I have one.
>In class, one day after Trump's win >Filled with lib millenials >They cry and moan foul play >One of them gives a workshop on drawing comics and characters >Get invited
>Draw Trump cartoons >Post every one of them >Workshop leading cunt freaks out >Get called a racist >Draw more comics while laughing so hard my face runs red
>Had to come to the administrations office to talk about this happening
> Smile all the way
Tyler Myers
>1/1 >2/2 >3/3 >4/4
are you retarded?
Lincoln Kelly
I thought it was a pretty good story. Lighten up a bit.
Gabriel Wright
>be me >never voted before >didn't vote in 2012 because Romney was a fag >fast forward to June 2015 >a real estate mogul announces his run for presidency >decide to Make America Great Againdue to the mogul's constant bants and anti-pc attitude >fast forward 7 months to January 2016 >turns out that an Egyptian god of chaos named Kek had woken up due to years of shitposting frog memes and saying "kek" instead of "lol" >use the power of Kek to help the real estate mogul achieve victory >the real estate mogul beats out the other republican candidates even though he was only given a 1% chance of doing so >long hard fight against a Moloch worshipping globalist cunt coming up > use Kek's power again >real estate mogulbecomes president elect after BTFOing the Moloch worshipping bitch even though he once again was given only a 1% chance of winning
yep
Luke Lee
you are cancer, fuck off
Hudson Morris
>ethnic studies >voluntarily
Uhh what the fug, user?
Lincoln Reyes
>Trump wins >celebrate with friend >friend introduces me to his Hillary friends >I'm taller than all of them >they clearly aren't happy but accepted their loss >one of them just stares at me for a few seconds >mfw
Landon Johnson
>current year >being a tripfag
kek
Anthony Green
>people getting legitimately upset at eachother and take mock-UN seriously to the point of it making or breaking relationships and friendships The fuck? Are you special needs?
Kayden Cruz
'Most Likely To Die Alone' Oh my keks. Wear it with pride. So was this basically Civilization IRL? Neat.
Brody Perry
>copied over the last line of the 1st post into the 2nd >tries to claim he didn't pre-type it Amusing story, but you're still a massive faggot.
It was the only social studies course available, and I need two for my major. First was genealogy
same thing happened to me, user. Small world
Andrew Hernandez
Ill take things that never happen but were still great to read for 500 Alec!
Jace Perry
Is New Zealand the new Leaf?
Alexander Perry
after the first post ran over by a couple lines I posted it in notepad before fitting it to size, and copied them to the next post. I guess I missed one
Josiah Wilson
You still have them? Palen vriend.
Wyatt Smith
Only if you're autistic enough to try force it
:^)
Kevin Jackson
Found an old pic on my phone
Ryder Peterson
wrong pic
Ian James
Shoulda pounded that out once or twice.
Adrian Baker
A FUCKING LEAF
(Yes I am)
Sebastian Foster
She looks braindead.
This entire thread is fucking surreal to me. We played mock nations in high school. Why is this a respectable and serious thing in the US?
Matthew Gutierrez
This is a story about America education. >Be 3rd grade >Get sick and miss 3 days >Learned division >Ask teacher how to divide >Tells me to ask other kids >no kids explain it right just give me answers >Ask teacher if it's like grouping and says no. >Know multiplication, addition and subtraction >Realizes that addition and subtraction are opposites so multiplication and division should be opposite. >do division like this. 3÷15=? I knew that the biggest number was always the answer so i'd put 3×?=15 so i'd solve it 3×5=15 therefore it's 5. >teacher and test fail me for doing it wrong >Fail and repeat 3rd grade >Get called retarded by classmates and my parents >Realize later in life I was doing algebra in fucking 3rd grade.
Owen Ward
She fucks black guys now lmaooo senpai
Anthony Harris
Do you fuckers want to hear a a very redpilled story?
Ryder Richardson
Just fucking post it, nigger
Dylan Peterson
do it fgt
Benjamin Howard
just post, shitbag. don't ask.
Brayden Reyes
>1/?
>In middle school >One of my teachers made an activity >It was "Who did what?" activity.
There were 3 people on this list >Roosevelt >Churchill >Hitler
And it had these facts ypu needed to match up with the right person.
But the thing is
No one got it right because all the bad things were put on Hitler when the correct answers were good things he has done. (Such as Animal Rights, no smoking, he was vegetarian, was faithful to his woman)
After he revieled what the answers are, he stated something like this "Not everything is as it seems, and Hitler, for the most part was a nice person, minus the Holocaust. Be wary about what you learn in history for the victor is the one who writes it."
I told my dad about this activity, and he told me the entire truth about the Holocaust and the jews, but let me know I can never state that because it would ruin your life if you say such things.
I never tasted the bluepill because I was redpilled early on.
Daniel Foster
I don't get it user, why would you be proud of this?
Essentially you played a baby's game of make believe with a girl and dropped your spaghetti everywhere by going full retard with "Lol my Moon so strong look how random I am!" and you didn't even fool her into letting you see boob or getting her to gobble you.
You miss the whole point of role playing and to still be dining out on it years later tells me you failed at life. I very much doubt you are fucking anyone unless you are rich.
Jack Taylor
>Morocco attacks Russia , everyone else puts sanctions on Morocco for being mean WTF MAN , THIS IS WAR
Luke Wilson
>wants to demotivate someone on an origami folding forum
>calls his life a failure
Oh the irony.
Benjamin Baker
>be me >june 23rd 2016, day of eu referendum and my A-level macroeconomics exam. >there is always a question about the effects of EU membership on the UK in a macro paper >vote leave in the morning >proceed to get nervous for my exam, dont want to fuck it up >down half a bottle of whiskey within a few hours >can barely walk >exam is in afternoon, drink tons of coffee to try and sober up >it doesn't work >end up doing exam while drunk as fuck, no one notices >write almost 20 pages of work within 2 hours >literally double what i usually do >fast forward to results day >i got 90+% on that paper
>mfw
Joshua Fisher
This
Kevin James
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Mason Long
>drunk >do better at work/college
Scottish men everyone
Austin Diaz
actually im from L O N D O N
Jackson Sanchez
But drinking rum is haram Mohamet.
Kevin Kelly
Damn.. Mia is hot af... she's not as "white" as Sup Forums wants... but fuck Sup Forums...
I would totally go SJW for her...
Then just slowly transition, drop hints and riddles to slowly get her out of being an SJW and make it seem like it's her idea. Females have low IQs, it's so easy to trick them.
Cooper Anderson
You... repeated 3rd grade because you didn't understand one piece of the subject matter in one of your classes? What?
I literally got a 0% in pre-algebra and failed a bunch of other classes, only got above a C in gym, and I never got held back.
My whole college "career" has been an exercise in bullshitting.
>Take psychology >Don't buy the textbook >Sleep in class >"Study" by frantically skimming the study guide in my car before going in to take the exam. >Get an 85%
>History >Have to do a yuge research paper >Start it the morning it's due. >Finish and print it out in the computer lab literally 2 minutes before class starts.
>English >Put off writing a paper about a song or story we like >Freak out when class is hours away >Get drunk as shit to calm myself down >Write the paper about a Motorhead song while drunk and blasting Motorhead >Get an A
>Physics >Completely burned out at this point >Thought I was already gonna graduate, didn't know about this requirement >Fall asleep in class all the time. Space out when I AM awake. >Do next to nothing in labs, eventually because I don't know ANYTHING >Summer class though >Professor allows a small cheat sheet >Skim the textbook and write down all the formulas in small letters 2 hours before each exam. >Get a B, somehow.
Jacob Murphy
>>Write the paper about a Motorhead song while drunk and blasting Motorhead I like this part of your story