Australia

Australia pretty much makes up roughly 1% of the worlds population but from what I've seen makes up like 30-35% of all posts/replies on Sup Forums, why so?

you're attracted here like flies to a turd
shitposting is in your genes

What I'm more depressed is knowing there are more than a billion of chinks (China alone is like 1 billion or almost 1 billion) and they are called a minority in white countries

We are a crucial part of the Sup Forums ecosystem. Without our bantz, most threads would not take off since people need to get emotionally invested to an extent to keep them going.

Most of us are neets or unemployed. I am from the latter.

I love Australia i find you to be the hotest guys on this planet and the moment i end uni i wil sold my house here, car and immigrate to you to become proud Australian white male.

>but from what I've seen makes up like 30-35% of all posts/replies on Sup Forums

You're the only anglosphere nation who keeps these hours. It's an english speaking board. Figure it out

>Neet
>Unemployed

Not much difference to be honest

>he isn't holed up in the country with all your guns you saved from Howard's D-Day
working for the man is a good way to get chipped

oh yeah good point.

I'm on the new Shitpost for the Dole program

Gotta get my quota up otherwise can't get me payments

We're fucking filled to the brim mate

No room for you

we're funded by the government to sit at home all day and shit post, other countries can't compete, they either have to work like dogs for 12 hours and come home too tired to even fap, or are starving and can't afford the internet.

>hotest guys on this planet
>become proud Australian white male
>male
>male
>male
>hotest guys
WE ARE FULL

Centrelink forced me to shitpost 20 times a day or else no more money handouts.

It's a sad life having to pretend to be a nig nog saying I've got a 16 incher and talking about the white devil all day long, but I gotta do it for me kids.

I know but at least I'm working towards education.

seriously though the govt could employ us as cyber warfare agents, we'd do a great job

imagine getting paid to harass and disrupt terrorist weirdos online

our cyber bullying and propaganda abilities are something to be proud of and all governments should look to take advantage of that

>ALL THESE FUCKING AUSSIES

B-but my dream about beign pussyboi for alpha Aussie? :

We're invading your boards and stealing your threads.

Because you only come to this site during Australia peak hour

...

we will take over Sup Forums and say " we're full" to you amerisharts

Because there's nothing else to do here...
We can't go outside or we will get killed by redbacks, snakes, dingos and emus.
So we shitpost to numb the painful boredom.

Pretty much this, we are the only ones that engage the leafs while burgers just let them spread like a pest.

When "a retarded schizophrenic man"* went crazy and killed 35 people with spectacular speed and accuracy (look it up, that motherfucker should have been in the OLYMPICS) in the comfy town of Port Arthur, Australia (note: this town was SO comfy, they didn't need closed-circuit cameras monitoring anything, anywhere) in 1996, the good folk of this nation said, "no! No more! We do not need these tools of death to defend ourselves with!" and begun to hand back automatic weapons en masse to the greatest leader this nation ever had (oh stop giving me that look, I can feel your look) and lo, that leader then improved the quality of life for every battler, everywhere [citation missing] and yeah. Mabo, the constitution, the vibe... yeah, the vibe.

The end.

Australia makes the best posts, always high-quality shitpost. Everyone gets triggered.

Australia is pretty boring there's not much to do in comparison to other places.

this single reaction image is more attractive than any porn she's done including the one that that's from, FYI

daily reminder that Australia is a meme

Haha as fun as that would be, it would become boring as fuck pretty quickly, since those in charge would be micromanaging like a bunch of shitcunts.

Trust me, sister and brother-in-law have worked government jobs for years, and they're always talking about how incompetent the career fuckers are.

Hell, even in my work, I'm dealing with Customs heaps, and have mates that work in Customs, and they're always telling me how fucking retarded management are.

Case in point - just recently, they spent something like $15 million JUST TO CHANGE THEIR NAME TO BORDER FORCE.

Seriously, they had no legitimate reason to change it. None whatsoever. Yet they still wasted money on doing so. And it's not the first time they've done it in the last couple of years.

same goes with Muslims, Blacks & Hispanics

The white race is dying out bro

I have a Polish friend here. He drives a Lambo

Hahaha, if the story is to be believe, Martin Bryant was dead set an Operator-tier autistic faggot.

I'm suprised the SASR didn't kidnap the cunt for some Black Operations hey get up to.

Honestly, Canadians just bait people most of the time rather than "shitposting"

IDK man, I like to pretend she is a german girl being culturally enriched by muslims, this is fucking hot.

Because we're the best cunt lol

If the SAS used Martin Bryant in Iraq and Afghanistan, those mad cunts would have surrendered after one year instead of going all jihadi and shit.

He's mad shot as fuck bro

its probably the time difference that makes it seem that way.

since australia is like the biggest english speaking region in that time zone and everyone in australia is awake at this time you get the illusion of this place being mostly australian.

Fuck off you fucking leaf KYS

no u

Port Arthur is pretty comfy

Too bad mainlanders ruined Tassie

They realized the internet for the first time and feel like as if Sup Forums is something new.

Wut?

Not only that, but we would have saved money on having him in prison for life, if he got killed, meaning we'd have more money to spend on sinking the boats from Indonesia.

Fuckn oath

Went to Tassie for a week last year and it was filled with fucking zipperheads on tour buses

Otherwise probably Australia's best state

because you live in an upside down timezone
the majority of the time i come here it is very rare to see your flags, only if i come here in the morning

>We can't go outside
>Sheep Fucker

You aren't an aussie if you've married a sheep

too bad he looks fucking autistic now.

A FUCKING LEAF

thread's over?

I think so

Fuck off, we're full

:< all i wanted was to be fucked by alpha aussie, wel it seems i must go to New Zeland.

4 threads ? Really cunts?

>There's a Kiwi in this thread but we haven't spotted him yet

numbers confirm

You won't find any alphas in Nu-Zealand, m8

I deed it, I found him.

>Centrelink forced me to shitpost 20 times a day or else no more money handouts.
Its a aussie tradition

SAme with JSA's shitposting courses and shitposting search and shit cunt facken ai

Drunks (Aussies) and stoners (Leaf faggots) tend to be on Sup Forums 24/7

Memes are shit. I think we can all agree on that. They were acceptable, like, 5-or-so years ago. Essentially they were slightly amusing inside jokes on the internet. Of course, at the height of their popularity (around 2010 - 2012), they started appearing everywhere; not just on the internet but occasionally on TV or in video games and movies. Your friends, coworkers and classmates would laugh at memes now. And they weren't funny anymore. This site is testament to that fact.

So who's to blame?

Well, mainly sites like Reddit, Memebase, 9gag, etc. And I'm not just saying that because it's cool to hate on those sites; they all spread shitty memes like a cancerous growth in a survivor of the Chernobyl disaster. These websites are where memes went to die, in a way.

But you can't blame them entirely, really. It's human nature to want to fit in with everyone else, and if everyone else likes memes, then you should probably check 'em out, too! And you did, and you laughed for a while, or at least pretended to. And then, when people finally bored of memes, which was inevitable, people started to dislike them. And then hate them.

So here we are, in 2016, and it is now a social norm (at least on the internet) to mock and hate memes because they're so mainstream. The ultimate irony is that hating memes is now mainstream. And yes, while I do personally think memes are shitty and should die a horrible death, and Reddit, 9gag and Memebase are all terrible, I feel the same way about the stupid people who think they're being cool and funny by making faux-channels called shit like "le epic reddit mememaster" with an avatar of a fedora neckbeard guy, spamming comments like "redditors unite!" in an "ironic" sense.

would you please fuck off.

>t. euphoric redditor

Dated a girl that looked exactly like this.
Looked up the porn and she looks nothing like it.
Dafuq?
Also
Haha
I often try to slide unnoticed into aussie threads. Kiwithreads are generally more boring and just end up being about that one slut from Christchurch.

>that one slut from Christchurch
This one?

50 minutes lads

kek

what is is about christmas that brings out the worst in people?
I just finished an hour long argument with my sister who was being a cunt to my parents

Merry christmas

They can't sleep because of all the insects and come here instead

Every asshole in the world thinks that Christmas is the time to get on their soapbox and think they're really dropping some bombs on people.

I'm not a big fan of the holidays either, but it's not the time or place to preach about it.