Jews Weaponizing Autism - Unit 9900

For eight hours a day, E., 21, sits in front of multiple computer screens, scanning high-resolution satellite images for suspicious objects or movements. As a decoder of Israel’s complex and often heavily civilian battlegrounds, he’s been critical in preventing the loss of life of soldiers on the ground in several different situations, his officers say.

For many people, combing through each millimeter of the
same location from various angles would be tedious work—but E., who is on the autism spectrum, describes the job as relaxing, “like a hobby.”

E. (he requested his full name be withheld to comply with army protocol) is a corporal in the Israel Defense Force’s “Visual Intelligence Division,” otherwise known as Unit 9900, which counts dozens of Israelis on the autism spectrum among its members.

theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/01/israeli-army-autism/422850/

I think i may have found my calling
does Australia have an autistic unit?

you can work for russia
just go to /sg/

Are you legitimately autistic? As in, near photographic memory autistic.

AKA the JIDF

thats not autism faggot

that's how all intel positions in the military, and all intel agencies work mate. why do you think you never see them on TV? they're bonafide autists.

I read a piece about a German corporation that exclusively hires autistic people and provides them with "carers" to give them everything they want to prevent a spergout. Apparently the corporation is maknig a fucking fortune from these tards and their unique skills.

It is a trait commonly found in autistic people.

>tfw not the photographic memory type autist

i am really good at working out the mechanics of large scale systems though, which seems counter intuitive. i must have a rare type of autism.

HALE HORTLER

they need the savant type of autists, not the "social retard" type

I forget the ins and outs of it, but essentially the part of the brain used for socialising and recognising emotions etc. etc. is underdeveloped, but sometimes there is a concurrent development of memory or something.
Everyone tends to think that autists are retarded just because they're spergs, but they're not.

Sooner or later a country is gonna get invaded for having too much autism of mass destruction.

IDF Very "Special" Forces

that's pretty much it. i read a lot about a bunch of different stuff, and when i activate my autism over something i suddenly start making wacky far fetched connections that most of the time turn out to be right.

people have made fun of me over it. i'll be talking, then to illustrate a point i'll start talking about something completely different, like the social dynamics of bees in a conversation about building construction. it's just how i think.

hell it's what brought me here actually. i saw a bunch of sketchy shit in the media, politics, etc and eventually made a conspiracy theory tier jump to some greater entity controlling everything, and once i developed that line of thought a bit more, i came to the realization that everything was being influenced by a specific group of (((people))), and that drew me here. i wouldn't be surprised if this place is 90% autists for that reason actually, normal people don't pay that much attention to esoteric things like that and normal people don't make jumps in logic.

if you ask me what causes this condition, i'd say it would be a slight overabundance of neural connections in certain areas. not enough to cause autism tier meltdowns (although sensory issues are a pretty big thing, for me at least), but enough to enable a lot of connections. we should probably do clinical trials of LSD with autists for that matter actually. you'd get hyperautists.

How does one become Israeli? Is it enough to claim you're Jewish or what's the deal. I wanna join their autism force

You have to be racially Jewish to get into any position of authority in the Hebrewsphere, you can convert to Judaism but they will treat you like a half breed

I bet I have a percentage of Jew in me.

Did your Grandfather acidentally swallow some ash during his stay at Auschwitz?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_Return
any religious or "ethnical" jew can get israeli citizenship
just converting is enough. but I heard converting to judaism is pretty difficult. long study of tora, having some rabbi find you worthy and shit like that
being a jew by blood is defined more broadly (not just depending on the mother).
just being married to a jew is enough too.

>Hyperautists

You will never be a part of a super secret special ops team tasked with finding terrorists in record time in a LSD fueled bender.
Why live...

So no jobs for pol/acks

It's just a cover for the Evangelion battalion

Never meet a single jew, who is completly free of autism symptoms and other "special" personality traits.

>i'll be talking, then to illustrate a point i'll start talking about something completely different, like the social dynamics of bees in a conversation about building construction.

this is pretty typical for above average yet underachieving high school students

hyper active mind but too lazy to use it for anything useful so you compensate for shortcomings by showing off your ability to link conversational topics to shit you read on the internet

add a dose of unwarranted self-importance and suddenly you are so special you have discovered a global conspiracy

fortunately this goes away as you get older and your failures become more difficult to ignore

No, that's a savant that are less than 10% of autists.

Im a social retard but when Im on LSD I develop a sense of humor and can actually read other peoples emotions.

Yep that's autism. Same with me. They studied the effects of acid on autism in the 50s or 60s. It's common for autists to behave non-autistically on acid

This, weirdest motherfuckers are always in intel related jobs.

>Weaponizing Autism

Thieving Jew snakes stealing /trumpgen/'s military strategy.

I feel like I could conquer the world when I am tripping. Worst parts is when its starts to wear off and I can almost feel the brick wall of autism constraining my mind. And then its back to the Aspie life :^(

>yfw all the autists are being put on a single base so they can be shoah'd more efficiently

autists are fucking cancer

>Autistm-Squad
>Unit 9900
>double dubbs

The Jews are stepping up their game.

Is that where all the Israeli posters have gone

we are working in autism unit

Hey Sup Forums

Do you think isreal will let us play with 9900 if we ask nice

Like maybe isreal doesnt mind letting nazis help them?

Someome make a "sprry abput the holocaust" card. Internet nazis need to ally themselves with the cyberkikes

Remember Schlomo, just because you're a little different to all the other boys and girls doesn't mean you aren't any less chosen than them, okay? You'll always be my special little soldier.

doesn't mean you are*

Just seems you have higher than average Intelgence and maybe too much free time.
More and more people having higher education and less jobs will mean much more people like this?

One of us, one of us, one of us!

It would be a mighty alliance against te muslims for sure.

Combined Turbo-Autism in its purest forms rom diametral different Positions.
>mfw "Unit 9900- Sword of Abraham" would be a pretty nice animeplot.

They're recruiting savants, not spergs.

Israeli Meme Army is a fucking joke, men in pampers and literal autists. Fuck me, they would be gone in a week without that iron dome and the US holding their hands

WELL JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>trying to hold on to a land that is mostly desert
>working hard to grab a bigger slice of...sand
>jews are smart

right in the pussy

>explaining Sup Forums users to Sup Forums users

>savants
so basically flesh robots right?