Kek was prophesied to imbue one post on Christmas Eve with the mark of his name

Kek was prophesied to imbue one post on Christmas Eve with the mark of his name....

Ladies and gentleman..... someone in this thread will have the ID KEK

No they won't.

You read my mind

>44

KEK WILLS IT

yes i will

shadilay

...

This is KEK, I am made flesh.

>Dubs

>55

fuck your Kek.

K3K

>99

2017 will be insane

tomorrow is kek birthday, let him rest and let's give him a gift instead

Kek did 9/11

>Im i R EY
>flag

Me?

I don't think I will get Kek but maybe I will get his assistant

Merry Christmas Lads
Have a good one

Fuck leftists

Checked

Kek is an angry tranny frog and nothing she says is true

Oh shit

>LU...Lz

Merry Christmas Kek

You're all retarded

It is willed.

OY VEY

What nonsense.

make me

kek

kek bless

AI waifu dystopia or Nuclear Holocaust utopia

you can't have both

>VEY

OY

Santa tracking will be flagged as fake news

Earthquake today

pls be me

...

SHIIIYT. WHAT IS THY WILL O LORD

is it true? please bless me lord Kek

>KE
you were almost chosen, my son

Remember shreK?

...

>VEY

Bless

humz reversed satan

check this

You all are too confident.

Trump will make Anime Real.

Anime isn't real.

praise

who's ready for the biggest happening this year? Prepare for December 30.

Yet.

Test

Kek is a demon and worshiping his image is idolatry.

Return to your Lord God now, or your choices will be your own undoing.

>have a swedish chanel
>turn it on brefly
>some muslim is preaching shit in arabic
Cant make this shit up

KEK needs no ID.

If I am He, Ye be Free.

>kkd
>vek

Hes getting close

Hi

Shadilay!

Gib

can it be me

Muslims will all shrivel up and die tomorrow

helo litvano bro

>VEY

Oi

>tfw vek

It is I! 7.7.17...

get

keel

Praise kek, the true reason for the season!

>inb4 a leaf gets it

i do not want this burden

praise kek

AfD will win.

>Ke+
So close

There will be an economic collapse here next year

Kek threads never fail

Blasphemy

Not gonna happen

Shitposting is still Shitposting

Shadilay. Everything will be fine lads.

Hmmm...ribbot.

am i chosen?

Can I get a get for Christmas kek?

It is me

Nuclear war 2018

Here me and obey

fuck this, there's no way we're gonna get a kek, you're all disillusioned fuck for brains retards and the fact this post is gonna get 100+ replies pisses me off immensely.

kill your self you fucking faggot.

Fuck

ok...

these digits tell me you're speaking the truth

ok

Shadilay.

You can not receive Kek's blessing, hoping that Kek will come because Kek is chaos. You just praise kek. Praise!

Behold, for his name is Kek, and his name backwards is also Kek

this desu

>It's a leaf spreading blasphemy episode
Don't test your luck with angering Kek you filthy heathen

There ya are