Remember, it's not Christmas if it ain't white outside. I live in fucking Narnia

Remember, it's not Christmas if it ain't white outside. I live in fucking Narnia.

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Strange that it started snowing today after the snow had been melting for weeks.

same here.

I thought that was strange too.

Where is the sun?

>no snow anymore
>just rain and gale force winds

Fuck this island

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How do I not freeze to death in snow?

It rained today. About half the snow melted away.

>mfw there was half a meter snow and now there is none

>tfw it'll be over 70° on Christmas Day

It did that for weeks before it snowed. Today. Now that Trump is in charge of the HAARP transmitter, not that jew Obongo.

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its just complete darkness outside so no point taking a picture

gulf coast?

currently 41 degrees and foggy
going to be 58 degrees day after Christmas
fuck Ohio

>IKTF
Well we have like a cocks width. At least its still white

>darkness

Come home, white man. Leave Groruddalen. It's better here.

>Narnia
you mean the land that lead by furry right?
great now I want to live in Narnia too

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck snow.

Snow is fun and pretty for about 5 minutes. Then you walk outside, it's so cold you want to die, you fall on your ass trying to walk down the sidewalk, and you spend ten minutes scraping ice off your car.

If you're lucky, the city remembered that your street exists and did a half-ass job salting the road so there's a small chance you don't instantly spin out the moment you try to go over 10 mph.

nothing but rain here

Nowhere. Thats what sucks in winter. Or thats not even bad compared to blank winter landscape with white sky. I cannot think anything more depressive than snowy landscape with grey-white sky. Embodiment of depression

>can only remember 1 "white Christmas" in my whole life

fuck america and their meme advertising
I want cosy cold

Can't remember the last time we've had snow.

This is probably the most snow we've gotten in 3 or 4 years.

WA state lowlands snow is rare.

"'""""""""global warming"""""""""""

Like fuck, I'll be floating around in my pool, water temp 30 degrees Celsius enjoying a few crownies between gouging on chilli prawns and pavlova.
I pity you snow monkeys.

its no wonder all the most degenerate places in the world are warm weather areas, in the US florida and california are the two biggest shithole states

No problems with that here. Since the sun sets so fucking early I'm hardly ever awake when it's light enough to tell if it's cloudy or not.

(NEETlife ftw)

stay dry

Like when you cant even spot the horizon?

When snowy ground and sky are equal white i find it creepy, have to stop snowmobile because hard to see tracks.

Feels like the white room in matrix.

I've never seen snow.

>tfw no snow

we'll see who's the snow monkey when we're melting it up in mid june highs of 20c

Come home, white man.

>Tfw no snow in Vestfold

>no southern hemisphere masterrace
>not having snow and winter in comfy July and warm summer nights with fireworks for December
KYS

best thing about polish christmas is that they are always white, no matter if there is snow or not :)

>Vestfold

Do you work for komplett? If so. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PACKAGE?

Im on the ferry to horten as we speak

>tfw taking the ATV out to spin around in the snow

Me too.
All i wanted since i was a kid is a snowy Christmas.

I thought you guys had snow.
Are we the only Southern Hemisphere country with snowy winters?

Hva faen gjor'ru på færja midt på Julaften?

You are aware of the fucking snowy mountains, Australian alps and such. Bloody hell I was sick of being snowed on in Tasmania, It's not real flash.

wtf is that flag?

>they said there'd be snow at christmas
>they said there'd be peace on earth

Llamaland

It's fine. Have a lefse.

Quit being a pussy

Going to celebrate with family in horten senpai.

Snow isn't even cold. Do you live in South Carolina or something?

>dfn jeg ikke bor på sentraliserte östlandet

fuck nordland

Only in the mountains,
I live in the lowlands and its hot as fuck.

>above freezing today and tomorrow in Michigan

we just had subzero °F temps like a week ago and now we get this bullshit for Christmas.

Norway really is beautiful

No, we have it too


t. Santa Catarina

Christmas is a cold seafood lunch followed by a dip in the pool.

If your day is different tomorrow then you are living in the wrong hemisphere.

Tell me about Tromso

A bunch of irrelevant countries in the southern hemi

Every country is beautiful but Canada

Oh, I agree completely! It's White here.


Move to
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Tell that to BC and Alberta.

We eat turkey, vitel thonne or have a BBQ.
With nougat, champagne or cider for the toast.

Otherwise I agree with your post.
If you are not spending your Christmas at the pool sucks to be you famalam.

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What aboot it? I live 260 km south of it.

Similar here. There wasn't any snow in November and for most of December. Only started to snow 3 days ago.

It's a Yule miracle!

Imagine eating that stodgy food in a wood cabin, too afraid to go outside because of freezing temps and starving bears, just think about these wood burning night crawlers as you float about in old sols embrace.

>being too much of a pussy to handle cold temperatures

Remember that you ain't Scandinavian if you don't have multicultural values.

Nice city

>No snow
>No money
>Wife asked for a divorce
>Car broke down
>Couldn't pay my phone bill
3/10, I've had worse Christmases

>Want to die!
>10 minutes!

Do you have tits and a vjj by chance?

Remember you can't be irish without starving and being on unemployement benefits.

damn that looks comfy

>wife

Cold is death, the only thing that separates us from the absolute zero of spaces cold is our sensible latitude on the globe. Good luck up there, those lights you see in the sky are gods warning, the atmosphere endith here.

>Mfw the high tommorow is 80. It's going to be fucking gorgeous, just like it is all year round.

I moved here during the summer and was excited about having my first white christmas.

But there's no snow in Helsinki. Just a ot of shitty rain. What a fucking fraud.

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My southern hemisphere bro... who doesn't love a cold beer on lazy Christmas days

I wish we had trees

Where did you move from?

kek pic or proxy m8.

Only banter. Have good Christmas friend :)

Has been raining water whole day, beats having -20 C weather. If there were leafs on the trees it would look like summer.

Nothing Christmas about that.

>mfw never had a white Xmas :(

>tfw 72F tomorrow

Fuck road salt is more like it.

That shit destroys the underside of your car. I like snow, but I wouldnt want to live in it for that reason alone. Id have to park any car I care about in the garage to hibernate all winter while I drive a beater until the weather gets better.

Yes. Merry Christmas.

I live in South Florida

Ive never had a Christmas. Or a winter, or an autumn.

kek

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aww

>cold seafood
why the fuck

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Nice. You should move to Svalbard. It's better on Svalbard than it is on Greenland.

If you dont like snow then youre not white

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