Tfw this will be me during Christmas and New Year's Eve

>tfw this will be me during Christmas and New Year's Eve

It hurt so fucking much

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we all feel that feel user

That god I own A house. There's always shit to do.

>friends are having a huge party with mountains of drugs
>being strong armed into going even though I don't really want to and would rather spend Christmas at home acting vidya

>not enjoying the hikki high life
what a cuck

You should be Killing niggers and mudslimes while finding a traditional waifu FN voter to have white kids.
De Gaulle would be embarrassed...

At least you wont get truck'd

A neet really doesnt need 10 hours sleep

or you can use this time to create something. start writing a book or making a movie. do whatever you prefer just create something out of nothing. that's the only thing that has the power to change people's lifes. what do you have to lose?

It's just another regular day for me

>Not showering before you go to bed.

When did you realize you were a fucking disguisting mutt.

Why the fuck do people sleep in filth?

Too tired to even lift a finger.

this, only niggers go to bed without showering

Don't any of you people have hobbies?

Geez...

>taking showers
normie alert

>wash sheets every 1-2 weeks
>take an additional shower every day

Why would I not take #1?

enjoy the cowlicks plebs

You shower in the morning before you go out around people, not before bed, you guys must smell like shit in the morning.

If you had a job, you'd be happy to have a day off when you can do nothing for the whole day. I know I am

I always shower before going to bed.

I'm too fucking tired in the morning to do this showering shite while preparing a breakfast and all this shite.

Do you people wake up 3 hours before work?

Its best to take 2 showers a day one quick one and one deep one. i usually do a deep one before bed and a quick one before i go out. i never understood how people could sleep on their bed while being filthy.

>only showers once a week
>unironically uses pee-pee bottles

Can I be saved? Probably not considering my room also has about 300+ soda cans scattered in one corner of my room

>tfw I'm so used to this, it doesn't hurt anymore

I shower like once a week at best, you niggas have ocd

I feel you

>not going to church and socializing with non degenerates and morally upstanding qt3.14s
Why even live?

Go to the gym just for one hour if you have so much time to kill

Good thing I've got alcohol to numb the pain of living another day.

That's me every single day when I'm not at work nigger.

sad times lads

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Both if yous.
I'm getting drunk if or if not i go on a date with that chick.
Also I'm going to start hitting the gym when the snow fucks off.

>have to buy gifts even when you dont have money
>have to pass an awkward as fuck night
>can't masturbate bevause I'll be sharing my bed with my [spoiler]sister[/spoiler]
be happy user

I did similar for a while.

Only job I could get in the recession was back shift in a scaffolding manufacturing factory, meaning I had to work Monday and Wedneaday 7pm to 5am quality checking the pieces of kit produced in that day, so it wasn't worth fucking with my sleep schedule in between.

I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, absolutely awful way to live

>my face can't wait to celebrate New Years Eve with Sup Forums

Make her drunk and give her the dick

Je suis connait toi

Or however it´s spelt. I feel ya frenchie. Will be working both today and New Years though so I can zone out.

Man up tafiole

Lol I shower every 3 days

[spoiler]she's underage you god damn pedo[/spoiler]

Throw all their drugs in the trash, that'll teach them for inviting you places and wanting to hang out.

>showering twice a day
ain't nobody got time for that

Then you don't even have to make her drunk, even better.
If you don't want to sleep with her though you can send her my way any time :^)

Yup, that's my schedule

how old is she?
if she's 13 or older that doesn't make you a pedo

It's not the drugs that bug me, it's that it's all they want to do is drink and snort coke. Even thursday afternoon playing Dirt at my mates house has turned into Dirt and Coke for most of them

>tfw your friends are degenerate addicts but you live in a small town and probably couldn't find new friends

Lol if that's true you are simlpy a hoarder. Hoarders always live in despair because their environment sucks. You have to redpill yourself that you are a useless piece of shit because of your environment. Clean your shit up, buy fake plastic plants (plants are proven to benefit your mental states but you're too much of a dipshit to take care of any real plants), clean your environment every friday. Then you will prosper.

>t. former hoarder

Quads of truth, I used to hoard old computer parts and once I cleared out 2/3rds of it (I still have a big stack but I haven't added to it in over a year) I'm a lot less depressed

>Tfw want nothing more than to stay at home playing video games all day
>Tfw friends are going to force me to go to the bars with them
>Tfw I'll get drunk and probably hit on some slut
>Tfw have to pretend to be a normie so friends don't think I'm weird

It's been 2 years and people still think I'm a normie. I just know I'll slip up one day though

Kek confirms i'm right
Also even as a hoarder I still showered daily... not doing so is fucking degenerate

post pic of cans

HOLY SHIT MY ID IS JEW
AOIGHFOAGOAGIGJIAEGA

quads of mercy. Thank you.

HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY

What's the matter fellow user, I thought the NEET life was the best life??

>HAHA WAGE KEKS! Neet life is the way!
>my life has no purpose. I wallow in crippling, depression!

Live. Laugh. Love !

just get fucking wasted on spiced rum and eggnog. it's normally degenerate to do so, but it is christmas on a weekend. i dont know maybe make it pernod and eggnog, frenchie

post pic of cans pls

I'm going to be on Skype when some qt girl in another country.

That's still sad though, just a different degree of sad.

No, it's
>le jew
A reddit jew. The worst kind.

Hey man you could be in Africa or fucking Iraq you know.

>tfw too much to work on
>tfw no time to see faly or friends
>tfw shitpost on Sup Forums anyways because i'm a fucking retard

If I don't turn my life around next year i'm fucking DONE

I second this. I truly believe that independent art, including writing, including shitposting, including creating new rare Pepes, is a way to change the world in a direction that will suit you better.

Hikkikomori lifestyle has its advantages, try and benefit from them.

>5 77 5

Anyway, last post before I'm out because I care about hoarder fags
When I said clean your shit every friday, do it. That's the hardest part!

This will take multiple days (or weeks, if you're totally degenerated)
>separate all your trash from things you actually need
>empty your fucking piss bottles in the toilet, this will disgust you and confront you with what a piece of shit you really are
>throw all that shit out (if you can't throw it out all at once, keep it in closed trash bags)
>now you have a lot of cleaning to do
>get aggressive cleaning shit, buy a lot of cleaning supplies at a cheap place
>clean the fuck out of your mess
>reorganize your environment
and
>LET IT NEVER COME BACK

Trust me if you don't clean up your act you will eventually kill yourself for no fucking reason other than that you life in a shithole.

and SHOWER DAILY you FUCKING SHITSTAINS!!!! You dont smell yourself in the same way other people do. GOD it's DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just smoke a bowl or have some liquor.

>rubbing in the fact tjhat the perverse frenchie could be in a place with essentially no age of consent

show some mercy for christ's sake

I work nearly every day and I shower after work in the evening. Other than a rinse of after the gym that's the only time I shower.

I also wash my hair with soap because it's short.

>He fell for the shampoo jew

Same but I've become numb to feeling anything about it.

Do it loser.

Rinse off*

T-thanks kek

>has a job where he needs to shower after work
enjoy having arthritis at 40

Not Sup Forums related. Try suicide.

>no alcohol or drugs in the pic

what a fucking waste of not having shit to do time you faggot

at least you're not a wagecuck.

you're not a wagecuck, are you?

well at least kek is with me

the ultimate redpill is not showering for several months and realizing that body odor actually smells incredibly good

I used to be like that. Then I gave up. Now I'm happy.

>not having this feeling for what feels like forever

Yeah, NEET life is fun.