You can celebrate this Christmas with one of three people, which one do you choose?
1. Jesus H. Christ (aka Jesua of Nazareth)
2. Adolf Hitler
3. Tomi Lahren
You can celebrate this Christmas with one of three people, which one do you choose?
1. Jesus H. Christ (aka Jesua of Nazareth)
2. Adolf Hitler
3. Tomi Lahren
Tomi is too fucking angry, jesus wouldn't celebrate it, however hitler would have a real comfy celebration.
jesus, he seemed like a good guy and he could probably take a joke
Why would you celebrate Christmas and not chose Jesus?
>just jewgled tomi lauren because didn't knew whom she was and found out she's 2 days younger than me
what am i doing with my life
because he was born in April/March
Jesus
Hitler if he brings Blondie
It's nice to have a doggo around
Jesus
Tomi is not even attractive
She looks like skinny basic bitch
Hitler.
Would love to ask him about his motivations, and what really went down in the high level meetings back then.
Plus, it would be cool to see him delight in the wonders of the Internet, as well as show him VR with my Vive.
I'd be sad when he had to go, though. I would probably cry because giving someone one more day to taste life again and then knowing that they're going back to oblivion is sad.
>Tomi Lahren
don't be hard on yourself, she works at the blaze. the only qualification she needs is to breathe through her nose and have tits
look at her eyes in the OP, she's not even alive.
You can't choose option 1, matey, because Jesus wasn't a real person.
And Adolf would be no fun, he'd spend the whole day moping over the defeat of National Socialism by a bunch of cucked Russkies.
Do you speak German?
We can always kill Jesus and make him reborn just in time for Christmas.
Our lord and saviour Jesus Christ
Praise Jesus
>We can always kill Jesus
I wonder who could be behind this post
sounds like an anime plot
Tomi, then I'd ask her to let me sniff her butthole.
It's a complete (((mystery))) to me, matey.
Our Lord and Saviour is AH.
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Jesus, he can turn water into wine and sheeit.
Hitler of course.
10/10 comfy. Just not sure on He present for him yet. What would you Gift the Führer.?
A cyanide pill, a gun, a gallon of fuel, decades of soviet lies, and a house in Argentina?