Get off this site. Now

Get off this site. Now.

Its Christmas. Spend it with your family, not Sup Forums.

Sup Forums is my family though.

Build some churches.

Is this varg posting?

Christmas is tomorrow

*Yule

They're normies talking about normie shit though.

It's 12.20, they're asleep m8

Joke's on you; my family is DEAD.

It's only 7:20 here

timezones

>Christmas
Winter Solstice you mean?

Kek

but Sup Forums is less edgy and contrary then my "real" family

dumb larper

Is he taking a shit?

Sup Forums is family

Who are you and what did you do with Varg you faggot?

Ok sorry crack head santa, I'll go do that now

>brother is building a computer
>mom and aunt are arguing over what to watch on talmudvision
>dad is asleep

Christmas is dead

That's what I just did.
Now go back to jail you murderer and arsonist before I bash your skull with a cross.
Fucking pagan scum.

I'm browsing Sup Forums with my family though

I'm at work until 11:30pm :(

The last family member I enjoyed spending Christmas with died this year.

No

Not in Russia. YOU get out. For this day only, this is Russkie board.
P.S. If you are not Russian and is still here is a russian spy.

I am an Ukrainian spy, monitoring the activities of russian hackers on Sup Forums.

B-b-but Sup Forums IS my family

But I am

I'm a Kekist, I don't celebrate Sh*tmas.

go spent time in gas chamber

Exactly. This is our happy place. Why leave it?

Santa is shitposting.

Christmas will be on the 7th you heretic.

>leaf

If thats true im really sorry to hear that man i hope you have a merry christmass

Sorry to hear that. You have my condolences.

I know that feel man my grandfather passed now there is no one i want to talk to when family mets up for anything

fpbp

My family lives in another state. I'm all alone this Christmas

I would go to church but you burnt it down

STOP WATCHING PORN

...

>Grandpa and uncle are whatching hand egg on the tele.
>women are upstairs doing women things.
>im on the toilet pooping and posting.

my family is made up of old autists

ITS THE 24TH

holy shit that says alot

I'm taking a shit in between wrapping gifts you faggot. Shouldn't you be securing your semi trucks instead of wasting time on pol?