Alright, heathens. Why aren't you going to church tonight?
Alright, heathens. Why aren't you going to church tonight?
Jeremiah Clark
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Sebastian Turner
Because only ((((they)))) go to church on a Saturday
Asher Williams
because you suck the dick with teeth
Jeremiah Cruz
Went to midnight mass tonight. Was ok. Way too many niggers in church. Fuck Lausanne
Eli Price
just got back, Merry Christmas God bless.
Carter Taylor
I'm going with my girlfriend at 11pm, you nosy nigger.
Noah Scott
>Not saving Christmas morning exclusively for opening presents
user, plz
Isaac Roberts
yes, answer this!
it is the sabbath!
only the sabbath.
saturday is the sabbath, not sunday.
jebus was born in the spring so its not his birthday.
it is the SABBATH!
Isaac Martin
Just got back. The priest wasn't the usual guy, I actually preferred this one desu but he said that there was more younger people than he was used to, he said that sometimes it feels like the early days of the church and it was encouraging to see the future of Christianity thriving in these dark days.
Jaxson Howard
>opening presents
global rule 1 faggot
Mason Williams
because if there is a god he doesn't need me to be in some faggot building to pray to him.
Justin Edwards
>a leaf
go back to somolia faggot
Grayson King
The Nostra Aetate.
Carson Kelly
1. I'm not christian.
2. Christmas is celebrated on January 7.
Robert Powell
I don't want to get bombed
Owen Morgan
Just because your house is a faggot building doesn't mean that all homes are. Especially not the home of the Lord
Xavier Anderson
Going on Christmas day faggot
Cameron Wilson
You know what... you convinced me. In 6 hours I'm going to midnight mass. Because of culture.
Lucas Cook
Leaving for church with family in a couple minutes bud.
Jaxson Watson
This is what happens when Christian tradition is corrupted by Jewish Bolsheviks
Eli Young
Yes, I'm going to the one that starts at 10,
Jason Foster
God bless you, user
Camden Hall
I am
Oliver Anderson
>leaf
Owen Richardson
It's not Christmas yet.
Samuel Carter
You know what? You convinced/reminded me. I'm going to midnight mass.
Jace Morgan
I already went to church with the family. Now I'm drinking eggnogg and shitposting. Mm comfy.
Carter Parker
Because I don't believe in a sky wizard that turns himself into a zombie? I plan on being an actual productive member of society tomorrow morning on a farm.
Asher Moore
Is that 1816 to follow some tradition?
Jason Williams
Yes even you amerifat, God bless you too
Lincoln Hughes
Because I'm not a papist dog.
Tyler Parker
It's Saturday.
Tyler Rogers
I believe in God but not religion.
Kevin Rodriguez
Because I am too fat and have no decent Church clothes to wear and am ashamed of the fatty I have become.
Owen Rodriguez
notta (((christian)))
Cooper Diaz
I'll go later
Chase Wood
...
Hunter Harris
And midnight mass is depressing if you know you're not getting any presents.
Jonathan Sanchez
Orthodox Julian calendar tradition is older than Catholic Gregorian tradition, it has nothing to do with bolshevik jews.
Sebastian Rogers
I've got a baby sleeping right now. It's his first Christmas!
Eli Parker
I don't know how to church
Carter Flores
>104326638
I don't worship a Jew God, Faggot. I see your boy Trump is kiking out pretty hard! Ha.
Brandon Morris
But I attended my church's Christmas Eve service at five a'clock.
I partook of the blood and body of Christ too.
Sebastian Bennett
It's very easy. You show up, choose a place to sit, and then when everyone else stands, sits, or kneels, you do the same. If people start singing, you don't have to do anything. Be sure to join the conga line, but don't accept any food or beverage since you're not confirmed. Also, there may be a point where everyone starts shaking hands with each other, so do that and say "peace be with you" each time.
Zachary Mitchell
Can't figure out the Christian truth... Anglicanism? Lutheran? Catholic? I respect the tradition, strength and culture of Catholicism but I understand the critics against Catholics and respect the points of view from Protestantism. I just want a denomination that teaches the Bible, Christian Truth, and says "fuck off" to degeneracy and bending over to stay modern.
Joseph Lee
Because I served at my church this afternoon. God willing, some of the CEOs (Christmas Easter Only) will make the step to start attending regularly
Jason Clark
You should become a Jehovah's Witness
Daniel Taylor
Could you say a prayer for my mum lads, she's been taken to hospital tonight. Some kind of bug. She'll probably be fine but I'd appreciate it.
Ethan Fisher
>believing kike lies about catholics
it is the only way of christianity. its the strongest faith in the world and jews are using the weak pope to attack it
Ryan Baker
May The Lord keep a watchful eye over her and your family, user
Jason Fisher
Thank you.
Jace Walker
Luke Allen
The fuck is a mum?