Would you accept a job doing meme research for the Trump administration?

Would you accept a job doing meme research for the Trump administration?


The only catch is that you have to be Ivanka's bitch. You have to eat her pussy whenever she wants and for as long as wants. She may also want you to lick her asshole.

I would accept the job quick

>catch

Yes please
Ill pay them

No, I wouldn't touch that ugly old bitch

Jokes on you that my fetish.

Catch?

Can I suckle her disgustingly huge cow nipples?

Stop posting this disgusting slag.

please also the asshole

yes

Sauce?

PLEASE!

Why are you fags acting like eating her pussy is a good thing?


Eating pussy in general is incredibly beta

Yeah but so is being a faggot.

She probably has that whiny jew voice like most bitches from NY has.

No thanks.

Only into white women.

What's the catch?

>alright user, it has been a long hot day. I haven't had a chance to shower and it is pretty sweaty down there, but you're going to have to eat me anyways. sorry!

bonus*

...

t-this is a job?

Bonus.

T. /r9k/ user who's never been in a mutually pleasureful relationship

>ok m-mommy

Ivanka is kike property and serves circumcised dick only.

Have you read the fucking wikis user?

So... There's no catch?

Depends on your approach:

>subservient eating out on her schedule for her pleasure

>going down on her for ten seconds because you want to and it provides enough lube for fucking.

>option to give manual/oral attention to her ass which makes her feel sexy and "taken".

Happy fucking, husbandos.

What do you guys reckon she has?

Cute little pink gumdrop nipples or some nice fat areolas with some inverted pink nipples

>catch
You bet your sweet ass I would!

these. god damn this pic

Wow what a hard thought provoking choice user... you fucking troglodyte.

Your question is a win win situation. Get to look a memes all day for the Trump administration and get to molest Ivanka. Well jee I wonder...

A better question would be...

>Would you accept a job doing meme research for the Trump administration which granted tax free 320k yearly salary?


The only catch is that you have to be Eric's bitch. You have to eat his nerdy stank ass hole whenever he wants and for as long as he wants. He may also want you to lick his nifkin (the space between the balls and asshole) clean.

Would you do it?

I DO IT FOR FREE

>come here user, it's time for you to lick my asshole. I haven't showered in 2 days just for you dear.

Hello, I'm here for the job interview. Let me show you my qualifications.

No. The whole point is MAGA. That doesn't include making me into someone's bitch.

how does one child come out looking like a retarded bag of diarhea while the other looks like a fucking greek goddess who I am about to fap to

>whyboner.jpg

Tiffany and Ivanka have different moms

I'm more than happy to answer your question.

Where do I apply, sempai?

Oh man,

I like the size and shape but the placement kills it for me.

Why are good fake boobs so hard to do?

She'd quickly become MY bitch if that happened.

How long ago was this?

Dat nose.

That picture is shoped my friend, its not a real x-ray.

See above, her titties are real and they are glorious

You just ruined her for me. Why Ivanka, why pepperoni areolas! There is no God.

1v1 me for it faggot.

But surely she has had implants since then.

So there is still hope.

I'd give her a check to sniff that sweet bung hole

If she's paying me I'd at least eat the poo-poo

Nope, look at them, she was young back then and they were pretty big. Bitches wear push up bras and certain clothing to make their tits look bigger

Am i the only one who loves the pepperonis?

Clever.

Oh hell yeah I'd do that. That'd be the straight thing to do. I'm no homophobe!

s-sign me up...

yes

Pass. I only lick women's feet.

When can I start?

I would do this for free.

I'd pay them.

...

Is that Firefly first mate?

>why pepperoni areolas

cos they're the best ?

whats the catch?

I love all breasts

Daddy paid for the nose job, chin implant and "big phony tits"

>he isnt circumcised

Would expect this from a subhuman,

>Donald's ugly ass created this goddess
How

Thats a catch... That a bonus

Yeah what an ugly motherfucker amiryt

>tfw Ivanka only let's you eat her asshole after every Taco Bowl Thursday

He was pretty handsome in his prime

2 hours into nofap and you do this to me

Gotta pay me enough for my own apartment in NY and more money than I currently make.

Also, does she wash her pussy and arsehole first? If not - I'm out.

I'll be in my bunk.

>The only catch is that you have to be Ivanka's bitch. You have to eat her pussy whenever she wants and for as long as wants. She may also want you to lick her asshole.

>The only catch
>catch

wut?

>the catch

Idk man. Would I also have to jack off while she plays with her nipples or have to have sex with her sister while she degrades me by calling me a sex toy or a fuck stick while she masturbates? That would be way too humiliating.

Okay, I'm gonna say it. Has anyone noticed how incredible her boobs are??

t. virgin

This. You'd better be taking notes, there's going to be a test on this later.

Dude that would be amazing