What do I do if my son's acoustic?

What do I do if my son's acoustic?

Plug him in

Put him in an orchestra?

Shock him until he's electric like everyone else.

Twist him until he tunes.

Recommend that he posts here.

play taps into his anus using hollowed out moot bones

FPBP

Get him an amplifier

>acoustic
You may have gotten the wrong guitar, OP

I'm sure he'll grow out of it.

fpbp

tune him

Buy him an amp.

Cheeky kent

don't fret.

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It's christmas. Take the strings off, shove a pavlova in, restring him.

like father like son

Have a Christmas (you)

Scream skynyrd at him until he plays free bird.

Tune him properly

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Great choice, listening now

push him down the stairs and say it was an accident

Thank god since he'll likely be higher functioning than his father.

He will be fine.

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Don't marry a girl who's pumped herself full of chemicals her whole life and wants to have kids when she's 30 and her eggs are all dried up.

This.

Why are you so mad at your mom?

ABORTION especially after birth